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Clips from The Sandman - 24/7 (S01E01)

"You interviewing at Vanguard?"
The Sandman
"How do you know? [chuckles]"
The Sandman
"Not a lot of places around here make you wear a suit to an interview."
The Sandman
"I don't wear them very often."
The Sandman
"Well, you should. It looks good on you."
The Sandman
"They're gonna love you."
The Sandman
"You're very nice. Thank you."
The Sandman
"I'm not being nice. I just…"
The Sandman
"I get a sense about people."
The Sandman
"You're gonna get this job."
The Sandman
"Judy, coffee's ready."
The Sandman
"I'll just, uh, refill these creamers."
The Sandman
"No offense, but I'm waiting for someone."
The Sandman
"Well, I can move if you two would rather sit here."
The Sandman
"We're good, thanks."
The Sandman
"I'm Mark, by the way."
The Sandman
"And I'm gay, so…"
The Sandman
"Did you look at the menu?"
The Sandman
"I confess, I've been rather distracted. Perhaps you could recommend something."
The Sandman
"[doorbell jingles]"
The Sandman
"[Bette] There they are!"
The Sandman
"I am… I'm so sorry. Just one sec."
The Sandman
"Of course."
The Sandman
"[Bette] Happy anniversary, you two! How are you on your special day?"
The Sandman
"-How do you remember? -[woman 1] Every single year."
The Sandman
"How could I forget? You two are my proudest achievement."
The Sandman
"That's just sad."
The Sandman
"She set them up."
The Sandman
"I set them up."
The Sandman
"-[man 4] Oh, yeah? -[woman] Oh, wow."
The Sandman
"They were regulars…"
The Sandman
"Two of my best customers."
The Sandman
"She thinks she has this sense about people--"
The Sandman
"[Bette] I get this sense about people. So one day I sat them down side by side…"
The Sandman
"Where you're sitting now."
The Sandman
"…and here we all are, five years later."
The Sandman
"The five best years of my life."
The Sandman
"[woman 1 chuckles] Stop it."
The Sandman
"-[woman 2] Congratulations. -Happy anniversary."
The Sandman
"[woman 1] Thank you so much."
The Sandman
"You think it's sweet?"
The Sandman
"[chuckles softly]"
The Sandman
"What if she does have a sense about people?"
The Sandman
"She just tried to set us up."
The Sandman
"-[Bette] How's work going? -[woman 1] Good. Busy."
The Sandman
"Garry's supervising a new venture that looks promising."
The Sandman
"Right, sweetie?"
The Sandman
"How are you, Bette? How's Bernard doing?"
The Sandman
"-How's the writing going? -[woman 1] Yeah, how's the novel?"
The Sandman
"Uh, good, you know. I thought I'd have more time to write"
The Sandman
"with Bernard off at college, but it's been great having him home, so…"
The Sandman
"What'll I get you two?"
The Sandman
"Oh."
The Sandman
"We will have…"
The Sandman
"The usual, sweetie?"
The Sandman
"Spinach salads."
The Sandman
"-[Marsh] Order up. -[bell dings]"
The Sandman
"Oof. Look at that burger."
The Sandman
"[Garry and Bette chuckle]"
The Sandman
"Oh, you've been so disciplined. We don't want to ruin your macros."
The Sandman
"Mmm, but it's our anniversary."
The Sandman
"You're right. We're celebrating."
The Sandman
"You should get whatever you want."
The Sandman
"Don't say that or I'll get the double-decker."
The Sandman
"[laughing]"
The Sandman
"What's the double-decker?"
The Sandman
"Oh, it's got two of everything. Two patties,"
The Sandman
"two layers of bacon, cheese, two fried eggs."
The Sandman
"Oh, God."
The Sandman
"See?"
The Sandman
"Get it."
The Sandman
"I mean, if that's what you want."
The Sandman
"I'll have the salad."
The Sandman
"I admire your discipline."
The Sandman
"Both of you. Spinach salads on the way."
The Sandman
"[cell phone chimes]"
The Sandman
"[chuckles softly]"
The Sandman
"-[man 5] Thanks. -[Mark] They're trying to help people."
The Sandman
"[Judy] They're trying to enslave people. That's what Big Pharma does."
The Sandman
"-You'll find out once you get the job. -What makes you think I'll get it?"
The Sandman
"Vanguard fucking loves people like you."
The Sandman
"They're from Vanguard?"
The Sandman
"That's the CEO."
The Sandman
"You're kidding. What's his name?"
The Sandman
"Dude, she's the CEO."
The Sandman
"-He's the trophy husband. -Want me to introduce you?"
The Sandman
"Don't do it."
The Sandman
"[sighing] Thank you, but my level, it's probably best"
The Sandman
"to stay off the CEO's radar for as long as possible."
The Sandman
"-Thank you though. -Well, how about lunch then?"
The Sandman
"The CEO's having a spinach salad."
The Sandman
"I could have Marsh put grilled chicken on that for you."
The Sandman
"Yeah, I've got some time. That sounds good."
The Sandman
"[Bette] Spinach salad, grilled chicken."
The Sandman
"Oh, my gosh."
The Sandman
"I'm so sorry, sir. It's their anniversary."
The Sandman
"Yes, I heard. You introduced them."
The Sandman
"I did."
The Sandman
"And you're not really a waitress, are you, Bette?"
The Sandman
"You're a writer."
The Sandman
"[chuckles]"
The Sandman
"Well, I'm a waitress who writes."
The Sandman
"Fiction? Non-fiction?"
The Sandman
"Well, my characters are all based on real people,"
The Sandman
"but it's fiction, I guess, because all my stories have happy endings."
The Sandman
"Well, that's because you know when to stop."
The Sandman
"How do you mean?"
The Sandman
"The trouble with stories is,"
The Sandman
"if you keep them going long enough, they all end in death,"
The Sandman
"don't they?"
The Sandman
"-[bell dings] -[Marsh] Order up."
The Sandman
"So, what'll you have, handsome?"
The Sandman
"Ah."
The Sandman
"May I ask, you don't really think I'm handsome, do you?"
The Sandman
"No, of course I don't."
The Sandman
"Then why did you call me that? Why did you lie?"
The Sandman
"I don't know. I…"
The Sandman
"I guess I was just trying to be…"
The Sandman
"I just wanted to make you feel…"
The Sandman
"I wanted you to like me."
The Sandman
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