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Clips from Family Guy - Peter, Chris & Brian (S14E14)

"Hey, guys, do you like beer,"
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"but can't get drunk from beer?"
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"Then try new Vodka Beer."
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"The can says "beer,""
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"but inside is 12 ounces of carbonated vodka."
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"And the best part is, your wife will never know."
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"Honey, I'm so proud of you,"
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"cutting down to one beer a night."
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"Take off your underwear."
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"She don't know."
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"I got the mail."
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"Hey, does an octopus live here?"
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"Peter, that says "occupant.""
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"Oh, that's too bad."
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"That would've been awesome."
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"Oh look, Peter."
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"Here's something from your mother's estate."
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"Oh, looks like they finally sold her house."
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"And the last white domino in that neighborhood falls."
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"Wow, they sold it?"
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"So that means the house"
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"and everything inside of it is gone?"
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"Oh, sweetheart."
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"You thinking about all the good times you had there?"
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"No, I'm thinking about my teenage porn stash."
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"It's still hidden in the house."
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"Oh, okay, but I know this is really about the memories."
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"Lactating sluts on box springs."
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"The-The-The special times growing up..."
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"Bikini black chicks sneezing."
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"Lois, stop making him reminisce about stuff."
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"You don't understand, Lois."
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"A boy's first collection of nudie books"
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"and girlie movies is a sacred thing."
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"It can't fall into a stranger's hands."
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"This is very serious."
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"I'm taking us to DEFCON 4."
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"What happens when it hits DEFCON 1?"
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"We see a dog wearing a wig."
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"Aw, heck, let's see that anyway."
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"That's not even a lady dog."
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"Hey, Peter, what's wrong? You've been real quiet."
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"I don't know, Quagmire."
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"I keep thinking of my old pornos."
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"It's like I'm reminded of them everywhere I look."
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"You've been looking at Cleveland a lot."
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"Plus, you know, when people find that box,"
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"they won't know that, like, for some of them magazines,"
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"I just had them as, like, a joke."
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"You know, not 'cause, like, I was really into it."
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"Just the opposite."
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"For some of them magazines."
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"Okay."
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"I'm going to be arrested for sure."
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"Peter, I know exactly where you're coming from."
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"You, Quagmire?"
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"You enjoy pornography, too?"
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"Yup, and I know that a man's porn collection"
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"must be secured and protected at all costs,"
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"until he gets ashamed of it"
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"and ditches it in an alley behind a Kroger's."
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"Hey, I know!"
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"What if we break into my old house"
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"and steal back my big box of pornos?"
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"What do you say? You guys with me?"
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"You bet. Sure thing, Peter."
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"I mean, come on, we're a team."
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"Like fish and chips and fat guys."
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"I want the double cheeseburger,"
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"but I'm gonna go healthy and get the fish and chips."
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"Fish and chips!"
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"Okay, you all remember the plan--"
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"we walk up wearing our Bill Cosby masks..."
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"Peter, that's President Obama."
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"Aw, did I just do a racism?"
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"Hello? Can I help you gentlemen?"
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"Hi."
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"You guys have been sitting in front of my house"
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"for the last five hours trying on Obama masks."
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"Is there something I can do for you?"
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"We, uh... we-we were just getting ready"
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"to break into your house."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Oh, hey, cool shirt."
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"What? Oh, thank you."
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"Look, what's this all about?"
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"This guy used to live in your house"
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"and a box of his old porn is still hidden in there."
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"We were gonna break in and take it."
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"And I was gonna stay with the rental van"
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"because it's my name what's on the contract."
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"Oh. Well, you could've just knocked on the door and asked."
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"I don't want that stuff, I've got kids."
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"Get it out of there!"
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"Really? Awesome!"
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"Oh, well that was easier than a game of Pai Gow poker."
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"Pai gow. You lose again!"
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"That was awesome!"
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"I can't believe these tables are always empty."
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"You play again? Nope, out of money."
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"I'm just gonna wait for my drink."
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"Who had the full glass of Goldschlager?"
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"Ah. Sorry, can't tip."
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"I'm gonna take this up to my room."
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"Oh, I'm on the wrong floor."
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"Almost time for lunch."
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"Ah..."
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"How was everything?"
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"Delicious."
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"The prime rib was mostly fat."
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"Should I charge it to your room?"
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"No, I had to check out,"
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"even though my flight's not until midnight."
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"Now, how does one with no money get to the airport?"
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"Hey, buddy, you're blocking the outlet."
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"Oh, sorry. There was no chairs."
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"Hi, Peter. How was Vegas?"
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"Oh, it's the best."
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"Sweet."
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"Now, which movie should I start with?"
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