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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to a Party! (S01E01)

"Titus, what are we doing here?"
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"This place is way too fancy."
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"Look at how tiny the cups are."
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"Kimmillionaire, you said you wanted to do something"
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"fun and New York-y before your boss got back into town."
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"Well, since The Queen Latifah Show"
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"has a lifetime audience ban on me, we're doing this."
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"But it's so expensive."
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"A "noise-etty ma-shee-at-o" is 12 "doe-lairz"?"
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"It's not about the money."
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"If I've learned anything from living in this city, it's this:"
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"act like you belong, and the world is your oyster."
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"Aw, gross."
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"Can't the world be my noodles and butter?"
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"They're on their way over."
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"Just follow my lead."
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"Hello?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"The tables are for paying customers only, so..."
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"Lumiere. Belle."
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"Frere Jacques, frere Jacques, dormez-vous?"
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"- Gaston. - I'm so sorry."
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"Take all the time you need."
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"Sir, madam."
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"Ooh, "madam.""
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"You stay here."
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"I'm gonna fill this up with fancy liquid soap."
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"Beyonce."
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"Put Walt Disney's head on the phone."
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"Then wake it up."
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"Julian Rommel Voorhees."
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"Jacqueline."
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"What are you doing in Beijing?"
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"I've been here for two weeks"
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"waiting for you to get back from"
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"wherever you got that tan."
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"My tan?"
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"I was out on an investor's boat doing some whale dynamiting."
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"Did you fly 7,000 miles just to accost me?"
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"Hey. Eyes up here."
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"You don't get these feet."
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"You're withholding the twins?"
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"Feet are for good boys, not for liars and cheaters."
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"Oh, for God's sake."
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"Is that what this is about?"
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"You think I'm having an affair?"
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"You've done it before."
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"With you."
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"And that was different."
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"My first wife..."
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"Turned 50. I know."
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"And I would never do that to you."
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"So what's the problem, Jacqueline?"
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"What's the problem?"
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"You haven't been home in months."
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"I had to Photoshop you into this year's Christmas card."
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"Well, I'm heading back to New York now,"
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"but I apologize for working so hard."
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"I guess I could make less money."
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"You leave the money out of this."
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"It's not the money's fault."
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"And whom exactly am I supposed to be having this affair with?"
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"Am I sleeping with my assistant, Fat Rhonda?"
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"Of course not."
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"Hey, I get mine."
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"It's all about that bass."
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"You know what Dr. Goodman would say to you right now?"
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"That I need to talk to the Shame Puppet."
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"And what would the Shame Puppet say?"
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"You're just being paranoid."
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"Walt, how you doing?"
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"Hey, Kimmy. 1996 called."
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"It wants its clothes back."
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"Hey, Xan. 2090 called."
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"You're dead, and you wasted your time on Earth."
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"Dad, you're back."
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"Did Grandma die? Can I have her jewelry?"
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"No, Grootmoeder is fine. Now, come here."
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"You're not too big to give your father"
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"a firm, business-like handshake."
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"You're looking well."
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"Always a pleasure."
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"Kimmy, the elevator."
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"Jacqueline, the refrigerator."
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"What are we doing?"
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"Do you think I'm paranoid?"
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"No, Vera does say stuff about you behind your back."
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"Sometimes she does this thing where she's all..."
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""Where's my husband?""
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"No, I'm talking about Julian."
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"Oh, right. What happened in China?"
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"Was everything upside-down there?"
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"Nothing happened."
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"He just denied everything."
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"I might as well have been Congress."
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"Maybe I am crazy."
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"No, Mrs. Voorhees, you have to listen to your gut."
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"I don't have a gut, you mother..."
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"No, no, I mean your women's intuition."
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"You know that something's wrong."
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"If he's not gonna admit that he's having an affair..."
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"I'll have to catch him red-handed."
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"His hands will be red 'cause..."
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"That's okay. No, thank you."
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"My grandmother's birthday, January 2, 1934."
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"One-two-three-four."
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"Great PIN, Titus."
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"Check balance."
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"Hmm."
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"Other amount."
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"Accept."
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"Negative $1?"
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"Damn it."
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"Julian took a call in his office."
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"I heard him laughing through the door."
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"I just wish I knew who he was talking to."
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"Maybe Gallagher?"
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"Obviously listening in on my husband's phone calls"
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"would be crazy, which is why I'm not going to do it."
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"Okay, he's either talking to a very fancy child,"
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