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Clips from Seinfeld - The Comeback (S08E08)

"Okay, I'm done."
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"I'll be back in the morning when he's close to finished with this story."
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"Morty."
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"My stories are what sell these clothes."
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"Cheap fabric and dim lighting:"
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"That's how you move merchandise."
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"Okay."
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"You're out."
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"I never knew what I was peddling with those stupid cartoons..."
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"...and that paper book anyway."
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"I don't know why I let you talk me into that corned beef at Snitzers."
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"-No one held a gun to your head. -Yeah."
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"Don't forget: We're eating at the Fidermans' tomorrow."
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"Why do I have to go? They're your friends."
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"-You like them. -I've had it with them."
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"Then we won't go."
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"Okay, okay. What time?"
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"Eight-thirty."
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"That was all right."
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""One bright note in today's market was the stock of retailer J. Peterman..."
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"...whose founder's surprise return generated a rise..."
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"...of 1 2 and a half points.""
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"That means if you still had those stock options...."
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"Yeah."
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"That's a shame."
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"What are you, sticking it to me?"
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"-What? -I think you're sticking it to me."
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"I'm sure George is just being sympathetic."
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"Sticking it!"
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"You're not alone. I'm practically broke."
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"-Really? -No."
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"But..."
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"...I did blow over 20,000 on that Cadillac."
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"Delicious."
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"-You seem happy. -Hey, the folks are 1 200 miles away."
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"I'm basking in the buffer zone."
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"Another piece of pie here."
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"So were your parents shocked to see the Cadillac?"
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"Actually, I haven't heard from them yet."
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"When are we gonna tell Jerry?"
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"I don't wanna worry him."
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"We'll tell him next time we go up."
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"He thought he could buy back that Cadillac for us?"
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"He's not getting away with that."
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"Besides, that condo was too much house."
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"How many times can you check the car?"
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"I saw a bum sleeping in the Cadillac the other day."
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"Why would someone break into a car to take a nap?"
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"They don't nap. They make it their home."
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"They urinate in there."
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"You're driving me crazy."
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"That's it. We're going back to Queens. Where's my hat?"
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