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Clips from Seinfeld - The Comeback (S08E08)

"What did you do?"
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"I was making a simple lane change."
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"I put on the blinker, and it took off on me."
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"And the next thing you know, I was submerged."
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"I'm telling you, Jerry, I'm very lucky that those crocs didn't get me."
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"You are such an idiot."
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"Well, we got to get the car cleaned up for my parents."
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"Do whatever you want. It's your car."
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"My car? You drove it into the swamp."
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"It drove itself into the swamp."
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"Besides, I think I lost my pen too."
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"You know, that almost makes this all worthwhile."
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"Why is there a Cadillac parked in front of the house?"
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"That's your mother's new car."
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"You bought that?"
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"It's a coupe de elegance."
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"Your father wanted a Mercedes..."
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"...but I won't ride in a German car."
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"Morning."
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"Oh, boy."
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"I had some trouble at my place."
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"So I need a little company at night to sleep."
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"George, your mother and l and Kramer have been talking."
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"-Oh, God. -George..."
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"...your parents can't blow their savings in this community."
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"It's low-rent. We feel that Florida is really the place where they should be."
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"You can drop a grand in Disney World like that."
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"Wait a minute. You're moving to Florida again?"
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"Well, it's either that or we stay here near you..."
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"...and just sit on the money."
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"What do you think we should do, Georgie?"
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"So effective immediately, Ms. Benes will return to her old position..."
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"...at her original salary and l, of course, will return to mine."
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"Kudos, Elaine, on a job..."
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"...done."
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"What about my stock options?"
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"I think not."
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"Now down to business. I have had this vision..."
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"...of a diaphanous rumrunner scarf."
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"Well, we could fly some fabric in from our silk factories..."
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"-...for about $1 000 dollars a bolt. -A thousand?"
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"I know a couple of Chinamen over on 43rd Street..."
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"-...that will do it for half that. -It's, Asian Americans."
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"What?"
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"Who are you?"
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"-Don't worry-- -Morty Seinfeld."
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"I cut velvet for 40 years with Harry Alper."
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"Okay, Mr. Seinfeld, this is not--"
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"Elaine, did you hire this man?"
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"No, no-- Well, I mean, he's more like an intern, you know, at best."
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"So if your parents move to Florida, you're poor."
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"-But happy. -Obviously."
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"And if they stay, you're rich, but...."
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"Obviously."
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"It's quite a dilemma."
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"You know, I have a bit of a dilemma of my own."
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"No, no, no."
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"We're staying on me. We haven't solved anything yet."
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"All right. This is easy. Just let them go. So now, listen--"
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"What do you mean? They're spending all my money."
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"All right. Then they stay. Let me ask you a ques--"
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"Could you put a little thought into this?"
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"Jerry's gone. You could humor me. He humors me."
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"Speaking of Jerry..."
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"...his father is driving me so crazy down at Peterman's."
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"Know what I do when one of these guys is breathing down my neck?"
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"-What? -You schedule a late meeting."
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"-What does that do? -Old guys are up at 4 a.m."
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"By 2:30, they're wiped-- How did we get back on to you?"
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"I gotta go."
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"You know I got nothing out of this."
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"-Hey, Frank. -Yeah."
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"You got two beds in here."
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"That's right. That's me on the left."
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"So you sleep in separate beds."
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"Thirty years ago we came to an agreement."
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"The only way I could get some rest."
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"Really?"
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"Estelle has got the jimmy arms."
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"You can get that in your arms?"
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"Like you wouldn't believe."
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"Jerry, it's getting late."
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"You cleaned up the car."
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"You made all your phone calls."
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"Why are you still here?"
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"Well, I maxed out my credit cards."
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"And I don't have enough cash for a hotel room."
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"-So.... -You are thinking of staying here?"
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"-Well.... -You've got some nerve."
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"I almost break my neck in that deathtrap of yours..."
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"...and now you ask me for a favor?"
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"Didn't like that crack about the pen?"
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"I did not."
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"Well, I've given this a lot of thought..."
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"...and I've gotta say--"
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"As much as I'd like to see the two of you living it up..."
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"...in a warm, tropical setting..."
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"...I would just miss you too much."
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"So I've decided..."
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"...I want you to stay."
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"It's too late."
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"We bought a condo at Del Boca Vista."
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"We're leaving tonight."
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"You said it was my call."
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"We were just being nice."
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"Cosmo, are you sure you're gonna be all right here alone?"
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"Oh, yeah, I got Emily coming over tonight."
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"You're letting him have a woman over?"
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"He's not family. It's different psychologically."
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"And so I made an explosive out of chickpeas."
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"And I stopped that great rhino right in his tracks."
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"-It's getting late. Why don't we-- -Mr. Peterman..."
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"...that can't have been the only time that you faced mortal danger."
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"Funny you should ask, Elaine."
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"If we're gonna stay till all hours of the night..."
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"...can't we at least get some food here?"
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"It's only 5:1 5."
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"So later on that same day..."
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"...I developed a great hankering for some wild honey."
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