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Clips from Seinfeld - The Comeback (S08E08)

"-Well, that was all right, huh? -Yeah."
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"Well..."
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"-...good night. -Yeah, good night."
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"Jerry, we can only stay four days."
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"Well, I'm upset, but we'll make the most of it."
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"Helen, did you pack my travel gym?"
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"Yes. Oh, your father bought an exercise device off television."
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"He does it every morning at 4."
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"Only 25 minutes a day, and you can attach it to any doorknob."
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"So I guess your travel miles are about to expire?"
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"Well, actually, Jerry, we wanted to talk to you about something."
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"Am I finally getting a baby brother?"
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"Jerry, be serious."
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"How would you feel if we sold the Cadillac?"
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"What? The Cadillac I bought for you?"
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"It's too much car, Jerry."
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"Oh, come on. You love that car. What about the Northstar system?"
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"I don't think we even use it."
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"Well, it's a gift, and I want you to keep it."
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"We already sold it."
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"Why didn't you tell me before you sold it?"
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"We had a buyer, and we couldn't get a free flight until now."
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"We could but we wanted the bulkhead."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Man, that Emily is wearing me out."
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"-Kramer.... -No, no, no, it's not the sex, Jerry."
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"Hey, Seinfelds."
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"-Hi, Kramer. -Hi, Kramer."
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"-We're in the middle of a discussion. -Yeah? What about?"
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"Jerry's upset. We sold the Cadillac."
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"-What did you get for it? -Jack Klompus gave us 6 grand."
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"You sold my Cadillac to Jack Klompus?"
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"We want you to have the money."
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"-I don't need money. -What are you talking about?"
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"You had a check bounce at the bodega."
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"Is that what this is all about? I bounce a check and you sold a Cadillac?"
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"Well, also, Jerry, we read an article in the Sun-Sentinel."
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"It says that standup comedy is not what it used to be..."
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"...what with Def Jam and all."
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"Yeah, that Def Jam is a force."
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"Jerry, you know, I hear wonderful things..."
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"...about Bloomingdale's executive training program."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You've given this comedy thing your best shot."
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"Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over."
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"Now, this Bloomingdale thing:"
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"That could be the next wave."
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"Excuse me. A pound of Arabian Mocha Java, please."
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"So you understand how my Peterman stock options are gonna work?"
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"I'm going to the bathroom."
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"It's just very interesting."
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"Yeah, when it's your money it's fascinating."
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"Arabian Mocha Java."
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"Oh, I got it."
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"That Arabian is strong coffee."
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"It's PLO blend."
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"Oh, I got your coffee."
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"-Oh, here, let me-- -No, it's on me."
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"Oh, man. Okay, listen, guys, I'm gonna be late. I'll see you, okay?"
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"-Yeah. -Bye."
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"-You see what just happened here? -What?"
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"She treated me to the Arabian Mocha Java."
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"And you misinterpret this how?"
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"She's sticking it to me that she makes more money."
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"I'm sure she was just being nice buying you the coffee."
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"Not nice. Sticking it to me."
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"-You're crazy. -Sticking it to me."
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"-George. -Sticking it!"
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"So you're buying the car back for your parents?"
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"-I'm flying down to Florida tomorrow. -Your parents will never let you do it."
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"They lie to me about selling the car, I'll lie to them about buying it back."
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"They think they can dump 6 grand on me? Think again."
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"What kind of money you think your parents have?"
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"-Excuse me? -Bet they have more money than mine."
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"-Come on. Your parents have money. -You think?"
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"-When do they ever spend money? -Never."
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"-What are their expenses? -Nothing."
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"-Where do they go on vacation? -Nowhere."
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"-How much do you think they have? -Few hundred grand?"
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"You're saying I stand to inherit $300,000? Is that what you're saying?"
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"-You may not see it for 20 years. -Twenty years? That long?"
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"Your father eat bacon and eggs every day?"
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"Unfortunately, yes."
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"How's your family history?"
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"-I have an aunt that died at 7. -Really?"
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"Aunt Baby."
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"-Elaine, you got a moment? -Yeah, Kramer, come on in."
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"I need to speak to you about some lady problems."
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"Okay."
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"You know, after I have sex with Emily, I don't want her in the bed anymore."
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"Yeah, because she's throwing off my whole sleep."
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"-She's got the jimmy legs. -Jimmy legs?"
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"Jimmy leg."
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"So.... Well, maybe I should just be honest with her, huh?"
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"Tell her after sex you just want her out of there?"
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"Well, I'd say it nicely."
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"I don't think so."
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"Well, you know, I really like this girl."
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"I think if I could work out this one thing--"
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"Yeah, I gotta be honest with you, Kramer."
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"You might be more than just a couple of tweaks away..."
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"...from a healthy relationship."
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"Well, you're not exactly zeroing in yourself, lady."
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"All right, get out."
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"Get out!"
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"So listen, I've gotta go down to Atlantic City. I'm performing at Bally's."
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"You just heard about this today?"
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"They had a cancellation, and they instantly called me."
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"-Who cancelled? -Carrot Top."
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"I told you: My career is fine."
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"I've been thinking about the family."
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"Tell me about Aunt Baby."
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"She's deceased."
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"Yeah."
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"Why did she die so young?"
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"She had problems."
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"Internal."
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"Is that common in our family?"
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"Well, your Uncle Moe, he died a young man."
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"Also internal problems."
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