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Clips from The Great North - Say It Again, Ham Adventure (S02E02)

"Do not unzip and pee in them like I'm sure you do at home."
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"I'm sorry you didn't get to come out"
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"to your murderer cousin, Ham."
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"First, I didn't get to come out,"
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"and now we're probably gonna die in this basement."
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"What else could happen? Ugh."
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"All of Peaceful Outdoor Bathtubs is already colored in?"
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"Well, Sherlock Hold-up-a-minute."
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"Not only am I related to Danica Tobin"
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"but we're going to visit her right after this."
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"Honeybee, this lady knows Cousin Danica."
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"What are the chances?"
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"Yeah, what are the chances?"
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"How do you know her? Is she a hot dog freak?"
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"She used to work here, but then she started"
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"really annoying the manager, Bradley."
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"She also used to picket the restaurant"
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"during her lunch breaks 'cause she thought"
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"the hot dogs looked too much like penises."
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"Anyway, he fired her, and she did not take it well."
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"Wolf, are you hearing this? Hot dog related resentment."
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"A vendetta against men, or at least against Bradley."
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"Danica just became suspect number one."
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"Oh, my God, Danica's a wiener-hating murderer,"
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"and my whole family's with her right now!"
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"This is code red!"
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"Sorry, sir. I need to commandeer these dogs."
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"There's no time."
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"- Hey, Elba. - Hey, Edna."
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"Thanks for being my backup. I haven't had to arrest someone"
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"since Fred Levy refused to get out of the fountain at the mall."
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"He was nude, and he brought a beach chair"
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"and a battery-powered blender for piña coladas."
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"Part of me appreciated his vision."
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"I was happy to come."
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"Fighting crime with my sister is the thrill of a lifetime."
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"And I promised Mom I'd take a video of you doing police stuff."
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"All right, here we go."
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"Danica Tobin, you're under arrest."
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"Danica speaking. Hi. Hi."
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"I have hostages, so, you know, stay back."
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"I haven't been in a hostage situation"
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"since we went to Mitch Jameson's one-man show,"
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"A Dash of Mitch."
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"Ugh, yeah, this sounds better than that."
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"Great idea to park the car"
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"a few blocks away and approach from the rear."
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"I've seen enough stakeout movies to know"
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"you got to size up the situation before you make your move."
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"Yep. Also, we got to finish these hot dogs."
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"And these french fries we got"
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"at the Hamburger Jack's drive-through."
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"Yeah, I feel a little guilty about stopping again"
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"on the way here-- mmm-- but I'd be no good"
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"fighting a serial killer on an empty stomach."
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"Don't feel guilty, babe."
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"The Closer was always eating snacks"
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"from her drawer as little power-ups throughout the day,"
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"and she was the best in the biz."
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"Oh, yeah, I just love Kyra Sedgwick."
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"And speaking of snacks, her husband Kevin Bacon"
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"is pretty easy on the eyes."
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"Oh, oh, God, she's got a gun. Okay,"
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"- don't panic. - Tommy salami!"
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"Please spare their wieners. We're coming, guys."
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"Okay, this is just a closet full of mayonnaise."
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"- Shouldn't this be refrigerated? - Only if they're open."
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"Okay, but they all seem to be open."
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"Oh, here's something. There's some stairs back here."
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"Oh, and there's another door."
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"It's locked."
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"Well, we could just look at the TiVo again."
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"She does have something on there called Frankly, Frasier."
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"Do not put that on."
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"It's Niles doing freeze-frame commentary"
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"over full-length episodes of Frasier."
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"Welcome to episode 80 of Frankly, Frasier."
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"Today we'll be taking a critical glance"
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"at episode 80 of Frasier,"
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""Our Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven.""
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"What's wrong, sweetie?"
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"- You love Frasier. - I know."
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"What's wrong is I brought my whole family here"
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"so I could redo my coming-out, 'cause I thought"
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"having some big, gasp-filled moment"
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"seemed so important to me,"
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"but I'm realizing I don't want that."
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"That was just some weird idea that snuck into my brain basket"
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"after years of watching movies like Danny Vroom."
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"It doesn't have to be dramatic or full of conflict."
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"It can actually just be full of support."
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"But it's too late now."
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"Now we're gonna have to eat mayonnaise"
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"in a basement until we get shot!"
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"Honeybee, I can hear them down here."
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"If you can hear me, guys, it's me, Wolf,"
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"your brother and son,"
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"and in the case of Crispin, closest friend."
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"We are here to save your penises."
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"Wolf! - We hear you, Judy."
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"Not so fast."
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"You must be Wolf and Honeybee."
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"And you must be Danica."
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"So nice to meet you."
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"Lay down, on your tummies."
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"Okay, I do not like a grown woman saying "tummy.""
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"- It's weird. - Tummies on the turf!"
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"- Ugh. - Nancy Drew Magoo!"
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"Okay, when I say so, I want you both to stand up,"
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"and I'm gonna put you in the basement."
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"And slice off our wieners?"
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"I don't like that kind of rude language."
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"- Freeze! Police. - That was amazing."
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"Man, I wish Mom could be here."
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"Uh-oh. Is that a... Yeah, that's a gun."
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"She's got a gun."
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"Wait, you guys don't have guns?"
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"All right, you two, also down on the ground."
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"Ah, looks like we got to surrender, sis."
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"Don't surrender. You're the police."
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