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"Actually, I had asked for mine with the dressing on the side."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"I thought you were kidding."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Yeah, I know, that always gets a laugh."
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"Have you been a waitress a long time, Kelly?"
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"Forever."
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"I can't get by on nursing. There's just not enough sick people in town."
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"That's so unfair."
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"It's not so bad. Most people in Ray have two jobs. Some have three."
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"- I'm also Assistant Fire Chief. - Oh, really?"
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"Then could you ask the gentleman behind us to please put out his cigarette?"
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"Yeah, I can't do that. That's Earl. He owns the place."
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"- Well, why's it called Annette's? - Annette was his wife."
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"She divorced him about 10 years ago. He doesn't want to repaint."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Hi. I'm Meryl Foster. I'm Clay's cousin."
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"And this is my husband, Paul. We're visiting from Chicago."
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"Howdy-do? I'm Earl Granger. My granddaughter, Lucy."
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"- Howdy. - Howdy."
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"I was just wondering, would you mind terribly"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"blowing the smoke in another direction?"
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"Thank you."
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"Chicago?"
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"I don't know how you do things in Chicago, I never been there,"
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"but this is God-fearing American country."
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"We don't take kindly to outsiders trying to tell us how to live."
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"Well, people in Chicago are just as American and God-fearing as people in Wyoming."
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"I mean, not me, specifically. I'm an agnostic."
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"Next thing you'll be telling us you're Democrats."
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"Well, I mean, there's gotta be a few of us in town."
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"Fourteen. And we know who they are."
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"Thirteen, honey."
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"Bill Herr died a month ago."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Of natural causes, or is he..."
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"You're not getting smart with me, are you, tea-drinker?"
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"You know what I did to the last man who called me that?"
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"I stole his crumpet."
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"Doc."
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"Howdy, Fosters. How are you tonight?"
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"Good. We just had a lovely meal at Annette's."
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"- Must be Earl's night off. - Yeah."
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"You okay?"
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"Well, we just need to call Clay and Emma. They said they'd pick us up."
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"They're playing poker with the Millers and the Caseys."
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"Here, just take my truck. It's that one right there."
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"We couldn't possibly."
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"I don't need it till tomorrow. Door's open, key's inside."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah, around here, everybody leaves their keys in case someone needs a ride."
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"You don't do that in the city?"
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"Well, people do take each other's cars, but..."
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"Yes, yeah, but the return policy's a bit fuzzy."
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"- Well, you be sure to return mine, all right? - Okay, Doc, thanks."
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"- Thank you. - Good night, y'all."
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"- Yeah. - Night."
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"- Which one was it? - I don't know. They're all exactly the same."
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"Are we lost?"
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"Certainly not. I turned right at the broken fence."
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"And left at the second big rock?"
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"Second big rock?"
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"Oh, no, then we are lost. All right, I'm going to turn right up here."
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"No, I'm not. I'm gonna go 'round. Hang on."
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"- Can I ask you something? - Yeah."
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"Why her?"
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"You want to discuss this now? In the middle of absolutely nowhere?"
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"Yeah, I know it's probably not the time, but..."
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"But why her?"
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"I mean, you meet lots of women. You're always at lunches and meetings, so,"
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"why her? I mean, was it just that she was pretty?"
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"Who said she was pretty? She was quite hideous, actually."
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"A leper, really. I mean, if the Elephant Man had a sister, she..."
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"I googled her."
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"Yeah, I just looked under "loose legal ladies.""
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"She's pretty."
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"So, what's she like?"
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"She's reserved. I don't know, a bit cynical. You know."
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"Yeah, no, I can see that. That makes sense."
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"It was probably like, you know,"
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"going to a spa, you know, very quiet"
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"and cool and laid back,"
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"and nobody nagging you or asking you questions"
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"like some crazy, neurotic woodpecker"
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"who won't let go of an issue until it's been pecked to death. I know."
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"It was nothing. It was nothing. It was really nothing. It was..."
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"You know, I was stupid. I'd had a few drinks."
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"I was upset about us."
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"And it just happened, and I did not enjoy it."
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"I was feeling guilty the whole time, and her perfume smelled a bit like a burrito."
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"And you are, easily,"
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"the sexiest, most exciting woman"
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"I have ever been with or ever wish to be with."
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"I sort of believe you."
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"Good."
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"Progress."
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"Maybe it wasn't the fragrance. Maybe she just smells like a burrito."
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"Very possible."
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"- Hi, Kelly. - Hi."
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"Hi."
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"- Hi. - Morning, Lucy."
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"Lucy."
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"- Doc. - Hey, Doc."
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"Howdy, Fosters."
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"It's a store. It's a real store."
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"Of course they haven't got cashmere."
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"And when they say they haven't, don't just say, "Go and look.""
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"Sorry. You never know. I mean, you just have..."
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"So you're a lawyer."
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"Sort of."
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"Well, this is about my granddaughter, Lucy."
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"She's gonna be the next American Idol."
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"Is she? Well, that's great. That's lovely. Good."
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"See, her dad's sick, and her mother's off to the Army."
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"So that leaves it up to old Grandpa to look after her."
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"Truth is, I need a will."
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"Okay, well, the problem is, I don't really practice that kind of law."
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"- What do you practice? - No, no. He can do it. He can do it."
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"Hey, listen, I gotta go."
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"I told Doc that I would help him with his house today, you know."
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"So I'm just gonna go and shower, and I'll see you later, and have fun."
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"I've got my financials clear back to 1953."
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"Good, great. That sounds fun."
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