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Clips from MacGruber - The Scientist (S01E01)

"- Well, it says here there's a big soiree in Miami this week."
MacGruber
"Every top chemical engineer in the world will be there."
MacGruber
"And guess who's getting a lifetime achievement award?"
MacGruber
"- [gasps]"
MacGruber
"Irina Poliskaya."
MacGruber
"- As I suspected."
MacGruber
"- Queeth must have timed this whole operation"
MacGruber
"for when he'd have access to her."
MacGruber
"- Checkers, this ain't no coinky-dink."
MacGruber
"No, this is an on-purpy-dink."
MacGruber
"- So what's our plan, MacGruber?"
MacGruber
"- Looks like we're going fishing for Russian scientists."
MacGruber
"- It won't be easy."
MacGruber
"She's gonna be under heavy guard."
MacGruber
"- You can catch anything if you use a big enough worm."
MacGruber
"- It's true."
MacGruber
"- Hey, MacGruber, we can't keep driving around"
MacGruber
"in that car of yours."
MacGruber
"It's kind of hard to stay undercover"
MacGruber
"in a bright red Miata."
MacGruber
"- Way ahead of you, Checkers."
MacGruber
"[heroic music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Yep, much better."
MacGruber
"[Loverboy's "Lovin' Every Minute of It"]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- * I'm not a man *"
MacGruber
"* Or machine *"
MacGruber
"* I'm just something in between *"
MacGruber
"all: * Whoa-oh, whoa-oh *"
MacGruber
"- * I'm all love, a dynamo *"
MacGruber
"* So push the button and let me go *"
MacGruber
"all: * Whoa-oh, whoa-oh *"
MacGruber
"- * Aah, you want me to come alive? *"
MacGruber
"* Flick the switch into overdrive *"
MacGruber
"* You and me can let it be *"
MacGruber
"* Ready * all: * Ready *"
MacGruber
"- * Aim * all: * Aim *"
MacGruber
"- * Fire *"
MacGruber
"* Touch that dial, turn me on *"
MacGruber
"* Start me like a motor, make me run *"
MacGruber
"* Lovin' every minute of it *"
MacGruber
"* Lovin' *"
MacGruber
"* Lovin' every minute of it *"
MacGruber
"- Big worm is in position."
MacGruber
"How are we looking, Checkers?"
MacGruber
"- Give me a sec."
MacGruber
"[dramatic music]"
MacGruber
"[gun cocks]"
MacGruber
"- Who are you?"
MacGruber
"- The night shift. [gunshots]"
MacGruber
"I'm in. - Okay, gang."
MacGruber
"This is for all the marbles."
MacGruber
"We won't get another chance."
MacGruber
"Vicki, you in place?"
MacGruber
"- Yeah, I'm at your 11:00."
MacGruber
"Sorry, Central Standard Time."
MacGruber
"[romantic music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- There you are."
MacGruber
"[chuckles nervously] Wow, you look..."
MacGruber
"fine."
MacGruber
"- Well, you also look...only fine."
MacGruber
"- Hey, I got eyes on Poliskaya."
MacGruber
"She's by the bar, and she's got company."
MacGruber
"Big company."
MacGruber
"- Piece of cake."
MacGruber
"Watch and learn, kid. Watch and learn."
MacGruber
"Same old science bullshit, different science day."
MacGruber
"What's up, turtledove? Buy you an eggnog?"
MacGruber
"- No."
MacGruber
"- [chuckles] Hey, I can take a hint."
MacGruber
"Barkeep, two gin martinis."
MacGruber
"And I'll have mine..."
MacGruber
"very dirty."
MacGruber
"Allow me."
MacGruber
"So, do you like it dirty?"
MacGruber
"- The lady does not wish to talk to you."
MacGruber
"- [in Russian accent] Oh, the lady does not want"
MacGruber
"to talk to me, huh?"
MacGruber
"[normally] That's what you sound like, you fucking dode."
MacGruber
"In fact, the only thing more stupid than your accent"
MacGruber
"is the way you're dressed, the content of your brain,"
MacGruber
"and your fucking face."
MacGruber
"- You will leave now."
MacGruber
"- [in Russian accent] I will leave now."
MacGruber
"Fine."
MacGruber
"Let me just settle my bill."
MacGruber
"Barkeep, put those on the Queeth tab."
MacGruber
"[dramatic musical sting]"
MacGruber
"- It's an open bar."
MacGruber
"- You're an open bar!"
MacGruber
"Queeth. Tab. Now."
MacGruber
"- [speaking Russian] - [speaking Russian]"
MacGruber
"- [in Russian accent] Da."
MacGruber
"- Sorry, Jorgus can be a little overprotective."
MacGruber
"Have we met?"
MacGruber
"- Let's just say I'm a friend of a friend."
MacGruber
"Thank you. Here."
MacGruber
"Oh, I got a little tip for you."
MacGruber
"Keep the change."
MacGruber
"- All right. Hurry, MacGruber."
MacGruber
"The presentation starts in ten minutes,"
MacGruber
"and you need five for the capsule to take effect."
MacGruber
"- Loud and..."
MacGruber
"[dramatic music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"Got a little boogie."
MacGruber
"[chuckles]"
MacGruber
"Holy shit! Does that guy have his wiener out?"
MacGruber
"Oh, he fully does!"
MacGruber
"Oh, you got to turn your head and see this!"
MacGruber
"It's so small!"
MacGruber
"It's like a snail, or is it--"
MacGruber
"No, "it's a snail" is the perfect way to put it!"
MacGruber
"Oh, my God!"
MacGruber
"People are going nuts over there!"
MacGruber
"[forced laughter]"
MacGruber
"No?"
MacGruber
"Oh, God. You're missing out."
MacGruber
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