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Clips from Family Guy - Girlfriend, Eh? (S20E20)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"I'm home from camp."
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"- Welcome home. - Meg's been wearing your clothes."
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"Ah, my big man."
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"How was Camp Angry Indian?"
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"Oh, they had to rename it Camp Redface."
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"Then soon after, Camp Washington Football Team."
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"But camp was awesome."
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"I got a girlfriend."
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"She's smoking hot,"
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"and she has some off the charts scary political views,"
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"but largely because of the smoking hot thing,"
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"we've decided to stay together."
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"My boy has a girlfriend?"
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"Oh, Chris, that's amazing."
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"Good job, Chris. You've really impressed your old dad."
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"Like Richard Gere's gerbil impressed his dad."
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"(phone rings)"
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"- (phone beeps) - Hello?"
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"GERBIL SON (over phone); Dad, you're never gonna believe"
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"where I am."
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"- Freaking Doug. - (button beeping)"
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""Gooey Stewie, Gooey Stewie."
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"Eats all day and now he's ooey"."
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"Yeah, right. I'll show him."
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"Whoa, since when do you have a treadmill?"
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"I took it from a Curves."
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"They mostly just lie on mats."
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"(button beeping)"
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"(grunts) Brian, help!"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Bizarro Family Guy? - Bizarro Family Guy."
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"It's just the fire."
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"(device beeps)"
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"Peter, how is a stud finder gonna help with this?"
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"Beep, beep, beep. Looks like I found the stud."
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"(Peter and Stewie laugh)"
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"Oh, I know we have our differences,"
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"but stuff like that, it-it-- man, it's just--"
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"I just-- it's-it's fun."
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"Enough, Peter. I'm calling a handyman."
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"- (cell phone beeps) - Fine. What's in here, anyway?"
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"- Bizarro Peter? - Bizarro Peter."
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"It's just that I'm reading."
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"Peter, how many times do I have to tell you"
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"to stop leaving your wet swimsuit"
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"at the bottom of the stairs?"
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"I never know when I'll be back in the sprinklers."
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"I got to be able to grab and go when they start spraying."
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"Ugh, you're impossible."
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"See that, Chris?"
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"In the Hungry Hungry Hippos game of marriage,"
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"I just ate one of her marbles."
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"I don't think you should be proud of that, Dad."
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"- Excuse me? - Let me give you a nickel's worth"
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"of free advice from one happily taken man to another."
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"We've got two of these"
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"and only one of these,"
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"so we should listen twice as much as we talk."
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"(chuckles) Remember, Dad, never question your wife's choices."
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"After all, you were one of them."
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"I love cooking with wine."
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"Sometimes, I even put it in the food."
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"Are you just quoting aprons you saw in a kitchen magazine?"
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"The last few, yes. Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I have a Chaturbate date with my love."
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"Isn't it hard to find each other on there?"
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"Yeah, but that's part of the dance."
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"Hey, Jerome, could I get a Twisted Tea over here?"
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"Uh-oh. Never a good sign when a guy strays from linear tea."
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"- Everything okay, Peter? - Eh, it's just Chris."
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"Ever since he got a girlfriend, he's been insufferable."
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"Chris got a lady? That's great."
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"Do we know anything about this girl?"
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"All I know is he met her at camp, and she's from Canada."
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"(inhales sharply) Trouble."
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"Have you seen Chris FaceTime her"
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"or heard her on the phone or anything?"
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"- No, why? - Peter,"
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"I don't know how to say this,"
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"but Canada is kind of a red flag."
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"Yeah, and white, with a big leaf in the middle."
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"You're awesome at flags. So what?"
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"I hear Canada has a pretty handsome prime minister."
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"It's Tru-deau."
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"Think about it, Peter, a Canadian camp girlfriend"
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"nobody has ever seen?"
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"Seems a bit suspicious to me."
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"What, you think he made her up?"
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"Chris wouldn't lie about this."
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"You'd be surprised at what people lie about."
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"Cleveland claims he likes Miller Lite because it tastes great."
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"- It does. - It's less filling."
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"- Tastes great. - Less filling!"
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"(somber violin music plays)"
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"NARRATOR: The Great American Beer Conflict."
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"Brother fought brother,"
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"mother fought daughter,"
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"father fought son."
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"A nation divided"
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"over which was the least trashy quality"
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"of a crappy, domestic river beer."
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"(knock on door)"
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"- MEG: Door! - I know!"
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"Sheesh-kabibbles."
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"MEG: Who is it?"
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"Oh, probably just the handyman here to fix the--"
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"Bocce balls!"
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"(rock music playing)"
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"(ding)"
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"Hi there, young lady. I'm Jamie the Handyman."
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"I heard you had a hole that needed to be filled."
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