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Clips from The Sitter

"I said low profile! All right?"
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"Stop puncturing balloons! Do you understand me? (SHUSHING)"
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"Noah, Noah. Does this place have bottle service?"
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"I want a Red Bull and vodka."
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"No, you don't. You don't even know"
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"what that is. It's bad for you."
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"Slater! You showed up!"
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"We've been looking all over for you!"
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"Oh. Hey."
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"TWIN 1: We've been dancing all night."
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"TWIN 2: Yeah, this Bat Mitzvah is the best!"
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"It's like Jew city out there, and we're the fucking mayors."
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"You ready to go dance?"
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"He's ready to go dance. This guy was born to dance."
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"You want to come? Come on. Let's go."
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"You big stud."
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"Time to go make a Slater sandwich!"
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"Some of that gingerbread, my man."
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"No bathrooms, you understand me, Rodrigo? No baño."
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"(SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"You're a pendejo. You're a puto."
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"You're a puta, bitch."
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"I'm gonna fuck you up, dawg!"
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"Noah Griffith?"
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"Uh, hey."
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"That's you, right?"
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"Yeah. What's up? How's it going?"
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"It's Roxanne."
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"I lived in the dorms down the hall from you, freshman year."
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"That's right. We were in Astronomy, right?"
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"Yeah, I sat behind you in Astronomy."
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"We were, like, the only two students who seemed to give a shit."
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"(CHUCKLES) That's right. Yeah."
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"You made that scale model of Saturn with a cantaloupe, right?"
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"Oh, shit, yeah. That was you."
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"That thing was fresh. That was cool. Yeah, that was me."
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"Did you know about the geomagnetic storm tonight?"
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"I did. I'm gonna check it out. Are you?"
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"I'm actually kind of excited for it."
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"Yeah. For sure."
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"Yeah, it's gonna be cool. Yeah, it's gonna be pretty cool."
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"BANDLEADER: Stay on that dance floor! It's time for the hora!"
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"(GUESTS CHEERING) Wow!"
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"Hava Nagila, yeah. You gonna go on the chair?"
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"I don't think so. Yeah?"
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"No. No chair for me."
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"I can't believe you're here. Like, I haven't seen you in forever."
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"Yeah, I'm actually not in school this year."
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"That sucks."
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"But I'm working right now, obviously."
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"But once I get off work,"
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"I'm going to a pool hall with some of my co-workers."
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"Would you want to come? Oh, cool."
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"That would be great, but I'm actually"
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"in the middle of a situation currently."
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"Oh, yeah. No worries. I just thought I'd ask."
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"No. Thank you. Any other time."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, shit."
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"It was great running into you again."
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"(LAUGHING) Oh, my God!"
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"Put your fucking dick away!"
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"You're getting piss all over me!"
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"You're getting piss all over my feet!"
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"Watch out. Come on."
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"BLITHE: Happy birthday, Wendy! NOAH: Mazel tov, Wendy."
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"(BLITHE YELLING) What were you doing?"
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"You do not take a piss in the middle of a party, okay?"
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"You don't piss in the middle of a Bat Mitzvah, you idiot!"
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"Clayton?"
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"(SOFTLY) Oh, shit."
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"What are you doing here? What about your tarantula?"
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"Oh, I got over that, man"
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"It's just a spider, bro."
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"Since when do you hang out with Benji Gillespie?"
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"Look, I can hang out with as many other people as I want."
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"I don't think you understand that."
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"I'm getting kind of sick of going to your house all the time"
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"and watching tennis."
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"We do other shit."
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"No, we don't! You don't do anything!"
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"I can't just always hang around you."
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"I don't get why you're being mean to me."
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"He doesn't want to hang out with you any more, bro."
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"How hard is it to understand that?"
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"Just stop calling and texting him all the time. It's weird."
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"Is that true?"
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"See you around."
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"Yo."
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"Hey, man. You all right?"
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"Those guys fucking with you? Yeah, I'm fine."
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"You okay?"
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"Yeah, just leave me alone!"
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"Hi. I'm so sorry to have to say this to you."
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"It's just that I can't seem to find your car."
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"What do you mean, you can't find my car?"
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"Well, I think we lost it."
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"You didn't lose your Morrissey box set. Where's my fucking car, dude?"
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"(SOBS)"
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"Did you lose it or you taking a shit right now?"
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"A little of both."
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"There's no "a little bit" of taking a shit."
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"You're either shitting your pants or you're not."
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"Stop crying, all right? It's not going to solve anything."
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"Let's go find this shit. All right?"
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"Hey, look! There it is!"
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"Oh, thank God we found it."
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"That's not finding it, you idiot. Someone stole it."
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"Oh, poo."
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"Three thousand bucks."
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"Is that good?"
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"No. It's not. We need 7,000 more. And it's almost 11:00."
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"Hey, Noah, I have an idea."
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"How about you start your own signature fragrance?"
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"That's a great idea!"
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"I'll just alert my team of scientists,"
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"have them invent a new perfume."
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"We'll start selling it and we'll have"
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"seven grand in the next 45 minutes!"
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"You're such a jerk."
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