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Clips from The Sitter

"Swordfight up in this motherfucker! Pull it together!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"KARL: Have a great night. (GRUNTS)"
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"Okay, I know we had a few setbacks, but we're almost done."
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"I just gotta drop off this package to my girlfriend,"
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"say a quick hi-ho to her,"
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"then I'm going to turn us around and take us home."
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"I know I can be a bit of a prick sometimes,"
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"so I want to thank you guys for being patient."
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"BLITHE: Okay, so we're gonna go"
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"to my favorite club in New York City,"
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"and you're gonna come..."
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"Hey, buddy, what you got there?"
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"RODRIGO: I no know."
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"I find it in bathroom."
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"Shit!"
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"Rodrigo, give that to me right now."
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"I'm serious, man. Give it to me right now."
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"No way. Finder keepers."
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"Put it in my hand right now!"
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"No."
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"Rodrigo. No."
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"Just... Just let go!"
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"It's mine."
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"Let it go! Just give it to me!"
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"BLITHE: You're both such booger faces. Stop fighting!"
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"Let go! Okay."
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"It's snowing!"
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"What the fuck?"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"Hello? Noah Griffith!"
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"Hey!"
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"Hey, Karl, what's up? How did you get this number?"
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"I got it off your Facebook page,"
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"as I was trying to friend you as you were walking out."
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"Anyway, as I was friending you, Julio noticed that"
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"maybe you stole a baby dinosaur egg from me."
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"And it's just, like, I'm confused."
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"You know what I mean? Because I'm thinking that we're friends,"
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"and then all of a sudden, I don't know, it's like..."
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"I really liked you, you know?"
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"Karl, just relax, please. I'm sorry, I don't have your drugs."
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"The kid I'm babysitting, he took one of your eggs,"
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"and I was trying to get it back"
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"and it accidentally splashed in my face."
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"Fucking shut the fuck up."
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"Unless I get my drugs back"
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"or my money back, I'm going to kill you!"
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"I'll fucking kill you!"
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"I want you to meet me at Wing's Fish Market."
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"Where?"
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"Wing's Fish Market. It's in Chinese Town."
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"You meet me there in one hour with my 10 grand, or you're dead meat."
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"Um, okay. Thanks, bye."
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"I have to go pee-pee now."
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"You're holding it in this time, asshole."
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"It'll be all right."
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"I thought he was my friend."
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"It's all right."
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"Shut up! I wanna go home."
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"(SPEAKS SPANISH) I don't know what you're saying."
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"Don't. Stop it! Stop! No!"
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"BLITHE: No, my lip gloss! Give it back!"
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"Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up!"
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"What are you getting mad at us for?"
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"Because Rodrigo here is a thief, and now I'm in deep shit."
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"And the worst part of all of this"
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"is that I'm stuck here with you three."
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"You, you got more issues than a magazine stand."
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"And, you, wipe the makeup off your face, Picasso."
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"What are you, a mob wife?"
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"And, you, you're the worst."
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"I know you're a little kid, and I know I'm not"
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"supposed to say this kind of stuff to you,"
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"but fuck you."
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"Fuck you so much."
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"You're a douche."
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"Look, Noah, if you hate us that much,"
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"then just drop us off with our parents."
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"You know what? That's an amazing idea. Let's go."
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"I've seen the way you look at me"
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"I know the things you say when I'm not there"
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"But when you're here alone with me"
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"Baby, don't pretend that you don't care"
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"Come on, let the feeling begin"
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"Come on, baby Come on, yeah"
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"Don't stop when the feeling begins"
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"Come on. I've changed my mind. I need to clean up my mess myself."
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"All right, ideas, ideas, ideas, ideas, ideas."
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"Okay. Slater, can you get off the phone?"
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"I need an idea. You can text your buddy Clayton later, okay?"
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"Yeah, man, seriously!"
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"SLATER: It's not Clayton. It's those twins,"
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"and they want me to go to Prospect Hall"
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"for Wendy Sapperstein's Bat Mitzvah."
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"That's, like, a pretty swanky joint, right?"
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"Yeah, the Sappersteins are totally loaded"
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"and she's, like, crazy spoiled."
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"Spoiled."
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"So lots of gifts, lots of cash."
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"Slater, you're a genius. You're a genius, dude!"
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"All right, let's go, let's go, let's go!"
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"Let's go, let's go, let's go! Hustle!"
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"All right, come on, kids. Come on."
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"All right, thank you."
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"BLITHE: This place looks like a party."
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"NOAH: Keep walking, keep walking."
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"WENDY: Maybe you should just invite anyone you know,"
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"anyone who's ugly, because they seem to all be here!"
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"MRS. SAPPERSTEIN: That's very nice."
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"Is that what the rabbis taught you?"
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"Mom! This is my night. It's my celebration,"
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"and I did not invite these nerds to my Bat Mitzvah!"
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"What more can I do for you? Rent the Taj Ma-fucking-hal for you?"
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"There's so much blue cheese here, it smells like barf, Mom!"
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"Damn, Wendy Sapperstein's a big ol' bitch!"
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"Yeah, she scares me."
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"All right, guys, we're gonna stay under the radar."
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"Okay? Keep it low profile."
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"Did you hear what I just said?"
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