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Clips from The Sitter

"Oh, my God! You scared me!"
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"You scared me, sneaking up on me like a little squirrel!"
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"You have a visitor."
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"KARL: Dude, the roller skates."
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"You're going to get track marks all over my mahogany floors."
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"Are you serious?"
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"Go get me a smoothie. Get out of my face."
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"GARV: You're no fun. KARL: You're no fun."
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"Oh, my God. Hi. Hi."
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"You must be Noah Griffith. I've been waiting for you all night."
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"What's up? I'm Karl with a"
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"Sorry about the banging."
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"We're doing some slight renovations, as you can see."
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"We're knocking down some walls"
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"so we can get a little more square footage in here."
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"A little more elbow room."
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"Uh, that's awesome."
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"What's awesome about it?"
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"Huh?"
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"Why is that awesome?"
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"More room for bodybuilders and experiments and stuff."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"That's funny! You're funny, Noah Griffith."
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"You're really funny."
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"Thank you. You're very cool as well. So..."
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"You sure we haven't met?"
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"Déjà vu."
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"Hey, check this out."
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"This is an art project."
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"It's made from the shell of an ancient baby dinosaur egg."
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"We like to package our product artistically."
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"And prehistorically. Bump?"
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"I'm fine, thanks. (KARL SNORTING)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"I like you, Noah Griffith! You're so shy."
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"You're so gorgeous and shy. You remind me of my Aunt Shirley."
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"She was Asian. Are you biracial?"
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"Karl! I got shot!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I got shot, Karl."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Don't let me die on this floor, Karl."
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"Who shot at you?"
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"Angelo on 14th Street shot me in my tummy, Karl."
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"He shot me in my tummy."
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"KARL: Oh, my God."
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"Please, someone, please! Somebody get me a doctor!"
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"Please, someone... Do you know CPR?"
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"What? I don't know."
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"Do you know CPR?"
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"I don't even think mouth-to-mouth"
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"will help this particular situation."
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"Why doesn't Garv do it?"
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"(WHINING)"
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"Karl, don't let me die!"
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"I have kids, man."
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"My God. Jesus Christ."
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"Fucking hell!"
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"Somebody help me."
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"Fine! What?"
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"Help me, please."
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"He's going into shock."
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"Please, help me. Oh, God."
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"Now, please, hurry up."
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"What's up, fool?"
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"KARL: Got you!"
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"What's happening right now?"
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"I don't understand. Are you okay? What, is this a joke?"
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"I got him! I got him!"
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"I could smell your breath that time. You were so close."
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"What's happening?"
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"You're so adorable."
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"You just fell for a little prank."
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"Prank?"
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"Around here, we pull pranks and shit"
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"to make sure people aren't undercover pigs"
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"'cause we kill pigs around here."
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"This is Julio, my business partner."
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"This is Kool-Aid, man."
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"KARL: Come on over here. Let's get down to business."
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"(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)"
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"SLATER: Right there, there are prostitutes"
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"and there are people with guns."
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"And I don't want to get shot tonight."
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"(SINGING) She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama Hoodrat, hoodrat hoochie mama"
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"Oh, I love those big brown eyes"
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"And the way you shake your thighs"
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"Acting like you're so damn cute"
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"Just let your boy just slide them boots"
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"KARL: You got my money? NOAH: Yeah."
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"JULIO: Yeah! KARL: Put out your hand."
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"Here's one ticket."
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"Trick or treat, smell my feet."
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"How do you know Marisa?"
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"You know Marisa?"
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"She is my girlfriend, actually."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Come on, man, stop it!"
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"Karl."
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"There's some kid here."
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"KARL: You didn't call the fuzz, did you, Noah?"
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"No. Rodrigo."
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"What are you doing? Go back to the car. How'd you even get in here?"
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"I pee-pee now."
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"He's with you?"
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"Yeah, I'm, uh babysitting."
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"Babysitting?"
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"You need to go back to the car,"
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"because you already went pee-pee. Okay?"
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"I pee-pee. Pee your pants."
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"What's your problem, man? Let him take a piss!"
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"Trying to make a little kid hold in his pee-pee!"
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"That's right. Oye, Fonzie."
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"(SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"You go pee-pee"
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"KARL: Don't make a mess!"
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"Come in for a bear hug."
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"Get outta here. Put that handshake away."
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"Better hug this motherfucker if you know what's good for you."
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"Hug him tight!"
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