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Clips from The Sitter

"(FAKE LAUGHING)"
The Sitter
"No. I'm just waiting for somebody."
The Sitter
"That's pretty weird, considering you're a grown-ass man"
The Sitter
"hanging out in the little girls' underwear section."
The Sitter
"Right. I could see how that could be"
The Sitter
"misconstrued as strange, or whatever."
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"Very. They fit. Let's go."
The Sitter
"There we go. There she is."
The Sitter
"Excuse me, young lady, do you know this person?"
The Sitter
"No. Yeah."
The Sitter
"Which is it?"
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"He came into my house and stole my mom's minivan."
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"Now he's taking me and my brothers to get some candy."
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"Okay, that sounds way, way worse than it actually is."
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"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
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"What? No, I'm the babysitter."
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"What? He's not a real babysitter."
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"He's a "do-whatever-I-say- or-I'll-kill-you type of babysitter.""
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"What?"
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"That sounds way... That's what he said!"
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"Blithe, shut the fuck up."
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"Do not tell her to shut up!"
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"Thank you."
The Sitter
"Ooh, shit! I remember you! I went to high school with your ass!"
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"You came to my house party one time,"
The Sitter
"got all wasted, and then you puked in my grandmama's urn."
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"And when I asked you about it, you lied"
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"and ran away like a little biotch!"
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"I didn't run away like a little biotch!"
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"I probably just ran like a normal person."
The Sitter
"And now you're hanging out in the little girls' clothes section."
The Sitter
"Can you please lower your voice?"
The Sitter
"There are numerous misunderstandings."
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"No, no, no. I'm not buying none of this. Come on, little girl."
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"Let me go! I'm not buying it!"
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"(CLAMORING)"
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"You got some shit to deal with!"
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"Security!"
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"Why did you say that, Blithe?"
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"You were trying to make me buy green underwear."
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"Green underwear is not hot!"
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"You're the worst babysitter ever!"
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"(MIMICKING BLITHE) "You're the worst babysitter ever!""
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"(BLOWS RASPBERRY)"
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"You guys?"
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"Where's Rodrigo?"
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"I don't know. I guess he left."
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"(TIRES SQUEALING)"
The Sitter
"That's an incredible observation, Slater. Where did he go?"
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"I don't know. I was talking to my friend Clayton."
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"Which way did he go?"
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"I don't know!"
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"(GPS TRACKER BEEPING)"
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"Got you, you little bastard."
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"Hey, what's up?"
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"May I help you, sir?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm looking for a small Hispanic boy."
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"About 4'8", leather jacket, pajamas, cowboy boots."
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"Have you seen him? No."
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""I've not seen a 4'8" Hispanic boy"
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"in a leatherjacket, pajamas, and cowboy boots."
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"Probably would have remembered that."
The Sitter
"Something tells me you have before, you fucking asshole."
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"(SINGING) Don't say no because I insist"
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"Somewhere, somehow someone's got to be kissed"
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"(TOILET FLUSHING)"
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"There you are! What are you doing in here?"
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"I dropped a bomb. (OMINOUS COWBOY MUSIC PLAYING)"
The Sitter
"That's very cute."
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"Come on, wash your hands."
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"(LAUGHING)"
The Sitter
"What's so funny?"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Oh, shit, what are you doing?"
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"(NOAH STAMMERING)"
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"(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)"
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"MAN: What is going on back there?"
The Sitter
"It's all good! Just continue eating your meals. I know him."
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"He's a friend of mine."
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"That looks good. What is that?"
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"You run away again, and I'll break your legs!"
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"Then I bite your ear!"
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"What? I bite your what? I eat your ear."
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"I bite it off with my teeth, then you don't hear nothing."
The Sitter
"That's very specific."
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"(SIGHING) All right. I've got to pick up some candy for my girlfriend."
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"So you guys wait here and watch"
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"little bin Laden back there, okay?"
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"This isn't about getting candy, is it?"
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"Lock the doors, keep your head between your legs."
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"Don't move or talk to anybody or look at anybody."
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"(SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"(SOFTLY) Don't you fuck with me, Rodrigo."
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"WOMAN: Hey, mister! Hey, over here!"
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"I do top shit or bottom, whatever you want."
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"Noah Griffith?"
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"Yeah."
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"Are you Karl?"
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"(GARV GIGGLES AND SNORTS)"
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"No, I fucking wish, papi."
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"If you want to see Karl, I'm gonna have to, like,"
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"strip-search you."
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"Okay, we're good. I believed you."
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"Follow me!"
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"What the fuck?"
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"(ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG) PLAYING)"
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"GARV: This way."
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"Hey, Eduardo!"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"He's really cranky."
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"(INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV)"
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"That's Russ. He's got an attitude."
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"You're such a slowpoke."
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"Come on."
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"(OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"It's okay. Do it again. Do it again."
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"One more time."
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"That's good. I like that."
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"Hey, Karl!"
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