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Clips from The Sitter

"What?"
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"Honey, it's not hot. It's just his name."
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"Mom, trust me. It's a hot name."
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"It's actually biblical."
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"The Bible's a hot book."
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"Sometimes I like to get dressed up"
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"and wear my mom's makeup, Noah."
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"That's cool. I was thinking"
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"we could dress you up like a princess."
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"No, I don't think, uh... (LAUGHS)"
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"No, honey."
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"Maybe not tonight. SLATER: Mom!"
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"Excuse me just one second."
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"Yeah, see you in a sec."
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"Hey, Noah. I have a little surprise for you."
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"Cool. Thanks. What is it?"
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"Do you like to smell pretty?"
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"Do I like to what? (YELLS)"
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"(COUGHING) Oh, my God! You got it right in my mouth!"
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"Why'd you do that? (BLITHE GIGGLING)"
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"You just spit on my carpet!"
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"And you just sprayed perfume in my mouth!"
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"What's your problem?"
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"My real babysitter, Nancy, she plays with me when she babysits."
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"She does what I want her to do, Princess Noah!"
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"You know what?"
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"(WHISPERING) I'm gonna let you in on a little secret."
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"I'm not a real babysitter. (FAKE GASPS)"
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"(WHISPERING) Shocking."
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"I'm more of a sit-on-the-couch, eat-a-burrito,"
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"do-whatever-L say-or-I'll-Kill-you type of babysitter."
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"That's my style, blood. You understand?"
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"Well, I want to wear sparkly things,"
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"shiny things, and glittery stuff"
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"to my favorite hot nightclub, okay?"
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"(MIMICKING)"
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"Motherfuck!"
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"You guys okay in here?"
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"What's up? Yeah, no, yeah,"
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"I'm just hanging with this little angel right here."
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"Yeah, we're just chillin'."
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"(QUIETLY) That's funny. Your breath is really flowery."
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"Oh, thank you. Thank you so much."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, should we go downstairs?"
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"Yeah, cool."
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"ANNOUNCER: Tonight's main event features crowd favorite"
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"Ricky Fontaine versus Dustin MacMillan."
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"MRS. PEDULLA: Rodrigo!"
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"What did I tell you about fireworks in the house?"
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"And can you shut off the Kickboxing for one night, please?"
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"Say, um, hola to Noah."
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"(HISSING)"
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"We just adopted him from El Salvador last year"
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"and, you know, he's going through some transitions."
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"NOAH: Okay, cool. MRS. PEDULLA: Okay, well,"
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"we'll see you later, all right?"
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"Besos."
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"Sweet kid. Yeah."
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"He's a cutie pie."
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"(OMINOUS COWBOY MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"You kind of have to watch out for Rodrigo."
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"He has a habit of running away."
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"Here, hold on to this."
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"We sewed a GPS chip into his jacket so we could keep track of him."
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"It's kind of like a LoJack for kids."
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"Cool. It's just like a little dot"
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"that follows him, like a fugitive."
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"Hey, honey, we're running late! Let's go!"
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"So..."
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"DR. PEDULLA: In a minute."
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"All of our information is in here, under the blue tab."
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"There's some frozen pizzas and pudding in the fridge,"
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"and we'll be at the Historical Society if you need us."
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"Cool."
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"Someone smells wonderful!"
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"I believe that's Noah's mouth. You remember Noah."
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"I understand you were cited recently"
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"for driving under the influence."
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"Needless to say, our cars are off-limits to you."
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"Okay, no cars. Got it."
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"We'll be back no later than 1:00."
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"Earlier's good for me, too, so hurry home."
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"And thank you! Thank you, sweetheart."
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"What the fuck am I doing here?"
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"I come in peace."
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"And you go in pieces, asshole."
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"What's up, little man?"
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"(OMINOUS COWBOY MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"What'd you do that for?"
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"You clean it."
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"You clean it."
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"Fucking weirdo. BLITHE: Hey, Noah!"
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"How's that perfume taste?"
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"Rodrigo, what is your deal? Stop!"
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"Can we go to a club tonight? This place is so dead."
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"No."
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"Don't you just want to go dancing or something?"
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"Rodrigo, seriously, what is your deal? Stop!"
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"I'm trying to watch TV with JonBenet Ramsey over here."
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"(BLOWING RASPBERRY)"
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"That's uncomfortable."
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"Do you want to hear some gossip?"
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"I got some hot gossip."
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"I'm okay, actually."
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"I'm trying to watch this, if you (SHUSHING) could be quiet."
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"Give it."
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"I'm watching this, so can you guys just be quiet, please?"
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"Thank you."
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"(WHISPERING) I know a secret nobody else knows."
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"(DOORBELL RINGING)"
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"Oh, what's up, twins? Ls Slater home?"
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"Is he here? Yeah, oh, my God!"
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"Slater!"
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"You got the two redrum chicks from The Shining here to see you!"
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"Slater's a cool guy."
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"TWIN 2: We go to school together."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Take care."
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"Hi, Slater!"
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