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Clips from The Sitter

"Okay."
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"She thinks we're going to hit it off. Nice."
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"Well, don't give it up too easily."
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"Give what up? What?"
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"Give what up? What did..."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"I don't know."
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"Have fun. I love you. Okay? I love you."
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"(KISSING)"
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"Hey, Mom. Yeah."
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"I think you're going to have a really great night,"
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"and you look beautiful."
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"Oh. From your lips to God's ears."
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"Scientists are predicting a giant storm over the city tonight."
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"A geomagnetic storm, that is."
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"Caused by flare-ups on the sun, (PHONE RINGING)"
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"this rare storm affects the Earth's magnetic field..."
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"Noah, can you get the phone?"
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"Mom, the phone's ringing!"
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"Noah, please get the phone!"
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"Mom, the phone's ringing! Do you hear it?"
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"Noah, can't you think about somebody else besides yourself for once?"
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"No, I totally was. That's why I said the phone was ringing."
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"I was letting you know that it was ringing."
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"Yeah. I'm thrilled about tonight."
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"You flip, but they flop. You flip, but they flop!"
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"What? Oh, is that right?"
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"NOAH: They perfected the pancake?"
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"A rain check?"
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"It's a perfect pancake!"
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"No, that's fine. It's perfect."
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"Mom, tell whoever's on the phone"
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"that there's a perfect pancake."
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"Thanks."
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"I'm not going after all."
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"What? Why?"
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"The Pedullas' sitter canceled at the last minute."
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"What?"
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"Do I have shit on my face?"
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"Come on. Don't tell me you can't use the money."
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"Are you crazy? No. I'm not Mary Poppins."
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"I'm not gonna be a babysitter. I'm an adult man."
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"Okay'? Babysitting sucks. Adult men don't babysit things."
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"Oh, Noah, you're wonderful with children!"
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"You know, never mind."
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"Who am I kidding? Finding a guy at my age is ridiculous."
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"I'm going to change my dress. (EXHALES)"
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"What are you in the mood for? Chinese?"
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"(SIGHS) Oh, come on."
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"(RINGS DOORBELL)"
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"NOAH: Ding-dong!"
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"Noah!"
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"Mrs. Pedulla."
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"It's so good to see you!"
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Get over... Bring it in for a hug, babe. What are we doing?"
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"God, I haven't see you since you were, like, 15."
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"Yeah. So Dr. Pedulla, he's still alive? You two are still together?"
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"Um..."
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"Oh! That's my kind of TV, right there."
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"Yeah, well, feel free to watch anything you want."
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"Cool. Yeah."
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"Hey, Slater?"
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"Anyway, honey, this is Noah. He's going to be babysitting tonight."
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"What happened to Nancy?"
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"Honey, we talked about this."
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"Nancy has a urinary tract infection, okay?"
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"Is Clayton coming over tonight?"
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"No, Mom. His tarantula died from parasites,"
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"and now he's in mourning."
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"Well, you're in luck, Noah."
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"The two of them together are just trouble."
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"Hey. That's not true."
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"Why do you say that? You're always attacking us!"
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"Honey, lam not attacking you."
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"Okay? Calm down."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"You know what? I'll be right back. Yeah."
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"Okay? Excuse me just one second."
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"Hello?"
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"NOAH: Hey, what are you watching?"
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"Just watching some gymnastics."
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"Cool."
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"Hey, how old are you, man?"
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"Thirteen."
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"Thirteen?"
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"What am I doing here? Why aren't you babysitting yourself?"
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"I'm not a babysitter, okay?"
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"Yeah, neither am I."
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"If you would just man up and babysit,"
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"I wouldn't have to be here tonight. I could be out having fun."
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"I have severe anxiety issues."
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"And my doctor, he says that I can't"
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"handle any kind of responsibility,"
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"or else I could just snap (SNAPS FINGERS)"
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"at any moment."
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"Jesus Christ, man. Relax."
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"Okay. Sorry."
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"Slater, nice to meet you."
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"All right, should we go upstairs? Bye, honey."
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"NOAH: We're gonna have some fun tonight, pal."
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"(SINGING) Roll back nice and easy"
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"Keep your breath inside so you don't get wheezy"
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"Honey! What did Mommy tell you about the mascara? Put it down."
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"You said I could play dress-up."
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"Yeah, I said you could play dress-up,"
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"not make yourself look like a hooker."
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"Look at you!"
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"(LAUGHS) My daughter Blithe is going through"
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"this whole "celebutante" phase."
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"It's kind of unfortunate, but it's a fad."
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"That's what they do in the schools."
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"It'll pass. I don't know where they come from."
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"Kids, right?"
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"Yeah, kids."
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"Are you the babysitter?"
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"Why, in fact, I am. I'm Noah."
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"Noah. That's your name?"
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"Yeah."
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"That's a super-hot name."
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