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Clips from The Sitter

"Here, this is my phone number, and then you can call me."
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"Okay."
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"I'll call you."
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"Hey, uh,"
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"why did you say something to me"
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"when you saw me earlier? I feel like"
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"you kind of ignored me all freshman year."
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"I don't know. I thought you were really funny and smart"
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"and seemed really sweet."
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"I guess I was kind of nervous to talk to you back then."
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"You were nervous to talk to me?"
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"Yeah."
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"(MOBILE RINGING)"
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"My phone's ringing."
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"Shit, it's my girlfriend. I'm sorry. I have to take this."
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"Girlfriend. Yeah."
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"Hello?"
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"All right. See you later."
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"Call me about the car."
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"Yeah. Noah."
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"NOAH: Listen to me You need to leave that party right now."
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"Noah, this party is breathtaking, so I'm not gonna leave it."
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"Breathtaking? Marisa, listen to me."
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"You need to listen to me. You have been jerking me around all night."
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"And you wanna know what? It's disrespectful and it's lame."
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"Just, if Karl and Julio show up, stay away from them."
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"They're dangerous."
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"They're not dangerous. You're being an idiot."
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"I'm very close. I'm coming for you, Marisa, okay?"
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"Okay"
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"(SIREN SQUAWKING)"
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"Oh, shit."
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"I can't decide if this is funny or not."
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"NOAH: It's not funny at all."
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"How you doing tonight, my man?"
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"Do you have any idea why I stopped you?"
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"No. You ran a red light"
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"and you're not wearing your seat belt."
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"All right, why don't you step out of the car, pal?"
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"Do me a favor. Put your hands on the trunk."
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"OFFICER: Easy, cowboy."
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"What's this?"
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"It's a luchador action figure."
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"Luchadors, I love these guys."
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"Look at this."
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"Frank, what's in there?"
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"What's this, my man?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"You got a little party in your pocket?"
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"It's not mine, I swear to God."
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"I'm just holding it for my girlfriend."
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"I'm just holding it for her."
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"You're going out with a cokehead?"
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"Bag of fucking actual diamonds here."
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"Oh. Okay. Jacob the Jeweler. You're tits in a ditch, my man."
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"Tits in a ditch. Is that good?"
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"Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it's real bad."
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"What is that? Oh, no shit!"
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"Is that you? That's the fucking bathroom guy!"
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"Mr. Toilet Explosion? That's not me."
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"I've never actually been the guy on duty"
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"to catch the fucking guy in the sketch."
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"What are they doing to him?"
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"Do me a favor. You got this? Yeah."
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"You got it? Yeah. I like that."
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"That's one for your wallet. Check it out! Check it out!"
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"It's great. All right, sir, do me a favor,"
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"go stand by your vehicle."
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"We're going to run your profile. All right?"
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"This is mine. I'm gonna take responsibility..."
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"Sir! Go stand by your vehicle. Please."
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"Hey, so here's the deal."
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"I think I'm about to get arrested."
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"I messed up and I put your lives in danger."
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"You's got the diamonds?"
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"NOAH: Things just got out of hand so quickly... (BOTH GRUNT)"
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"Let's party!"
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"And I'm really, really sorry."
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"(ENGINE STARTING)"
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"Whoa. Are they leaving?"
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"Hey! What are you doing? Stop!"
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"Please! I need those diamonds! Come back!"
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"Damn it! (GROANS)"
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"(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"All right, I'm going to go find my girlfriend."
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"Marisa!"
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"Marisa!"
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"Stephanie, have you seen Marisa?"
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"I don't know, it's my birthday!"
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"Why are you upside down?"
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"Why aren't you upside down?"
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"Okay."
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"Take care of yourself."
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"You're not invited any more."
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"G-Bert, sorry to interrupt, man."
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"What's up, Noah?"
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"Have you seen Marisa?"
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"Who's Marisa? She's my girlfriend."
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"She's like my height, blonde hair."
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"No, sorry. No."
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"If I find her, we should all hang out next week or something."
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"Totally, yeah."
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"Yeah, great. You have great breasts. Thanks."
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"Thank you. Later, Noah."
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"What are you doing? Fuck you."
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"Why are you such an asshole, Rodrigo?"
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"Ever since you moved in with us,"
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"you've been so mean to everybody!"
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"You want to know what's wrong with me?"
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"This is my third family in three years."
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"When your papas get tired with me,"
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"they give me to another families."
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"That happens every time."
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"Well, maybe if you didn't do such messed-up stuff"
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"then they would actually feel like you wanted to be here."
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"You don't know me. You look at me"
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"like a crazy that live in your house."
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"That's not true. You never talk to us."
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"Honestly, you're pretty scary, man."
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