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Clips from The Sitter

"Fly, fly, fly away, baby."
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"In the clouds, no frowns."
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"All right, now, that's what I'm talking about."
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"Tears, no fears, man."
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"Is that right?"
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"Respect it, don't neglect it."
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"All right. That's what I'm talking about, baby. My brother."
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"Treat it, don't beat it, my man. All right, baby."
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"You're a badass motherfucker."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Hey. (GROANS)"
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"God, man. What's up, white boy?"
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"I'm here for my minivan. What's up?"
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"(LAUGHS) Get out of here."
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"What, are you stalking me now? You're stealing my car?"
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"I'm serious. Give me the keys."
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"Look, homey, we got beef. You understand that?"
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"Just give me the keys."
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"Step back, homey! This ain't where you belong!"
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"All right, you're going to listen to me, okay?"
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"You're right, I threw up in your grandmother's ashes."
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"Hell, yeah, you did."
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"It was an accident."
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"Fucked up."
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"I apologize from the bottom of my heart."
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"I have been stuck babysitting these three kids."
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"I was talked into buying cocaine for my girlfriend,"
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"who I realize is not even my girlfriend."
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"She's just a girl who occasionally"
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"lets me stick my face in her crotch"
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"and who's mean to me all the time. Okay? (ALL LAUGH)"
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"And this time, making her happy"
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"is probably gonna get me killed."
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"You're acting all gangster, stealing cars, hanging out with thugs."
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"Well, you know what?"
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"A few years ago we went to the same lame-ass high school."
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"The point is, you and I are two fucked-up kids"
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"meeting on the playground."
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"I came here for my motherfucking keys to my motherfucking minivan,"
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"and that's what's up!"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Is that supposed to be a threat, little man?"
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"I ain't giving you shit."
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"It's not a threat."
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"I'm going to put both my hands behind my back,"
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"and you get one punch to my face as hard as you want."
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"I can punch you in the face?"
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"You deserve to punch me in the face."
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"Go on, baby. Punch him in the face."
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"(WHISPERS) My face is ready to receive you."
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"Noah, don't! What?"
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"CROWD: Oh!"
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"TINA: Bitch."
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"BLITHE: Noah!"
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"I fucking love you right now."
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"You killed my babysitter!"
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"Noah?"
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"(GROANS) That was bad."
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"BLITHE: Are you okay? Yeah."
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"(ALL EXCLAIM IN SURPRISE)"
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"Oh, shit. I'm all right!"
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"I'm okay! (ALL APPLAUDING)"
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"I'm okay!"
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"She won this round, right?"
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"Oh, shit."
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"She punched my face, but it's cool! It's all good."
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"Looks like we're even."
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"Guess you ain't the little pussy you used to be. Huh, Noah?"
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"Nope, I'm a whole different pussy now."
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"All right, boy. Respect."
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"Unlock it. What's inside?"
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"Oh, shit, it's a bomb."
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"Hell, yeah. I feel that."
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"NOAH: Let that debris fall across your face, girl."
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"Look here, little homey."
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"I like your style, you dig?"
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"I appreciate that. Thank you."
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"You stand up for yours, and I can respect that."
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"If we ever need a crazy-ass white boy to roll with us one day"
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"and get punched in the face by motherfuckers, I'm-a call you."
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"Know what I mean?"
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"Yeah, man."
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"Yo, listen. Listen. Let me holler at you for a second."
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"I just wanna let you know,"
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"I just want to throw a monster shout-out back at you, my man."
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"Monster shout-out back at me, right?"
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"I don't understand what the fuck that is,"
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"but it sound good, though."
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"It's all good, baby. All right, brother."
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"Peace to you. I fucking love you, dawg."
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"Noah, are you all right?"
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"(HOARSELY) I feel so cool right now."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"This place is cool."
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"I honestly might start DJ-ing here. I don't know."
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"Okay, that's all right,"
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"but do you really think that this is an appropriate place to bring kids?"
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"I don't know. Look, Rodrigo's over there chatting up some prostitutes."
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"You got Slater schooling Bell Biv DeVoe over there in pool."
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"And Blithe's doing the Riverdance over in the bowling alley."
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"Honestly, this is the first time"
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"I've seen them having any kind of fun,"
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"so what the hell?"
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"You know what that is?"
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"What is that?"
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"Just me being cool. Playing it cool."
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"No big deal."
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"You're crazy."
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"You're crazy slash beautiful. Whatever."
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"So, did you drive here?"
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"No, I took a cab."
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"Maybe you should take my dad's car,"
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"because I can't drive both of them anyways."
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"Are you serious?"
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"Yeah, it'd actually really help me out."
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"Okay. How are you gonna find me?"
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"Do you have a phone?"
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"Okay. See you."
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"Yeah. (LAUGHS)"
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"Just kidding."
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