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Clips from The Sitter

"And this one is sick in the head!"
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"He goes to the head doctor four times a week!"
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"(SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"HEY! Stop acting crazy, okay?"
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"He is the crazy one."
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"He has this medicine! He loco! He muy loco!"
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"Hey, relax! Shut up!"
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"You shut up with your stupid fanny pack! I take your fanny pack!"
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"No! No! No, I need that!"
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"Stop it! I need that! My pills! No! No!"
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"NOAH: What did you do that for?"
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"SLATER: Pull over! Pull over!"
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"Okay! Okay!"
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"SLATER: Right now! Right now! NOAH: Okay! Okay!"
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"Slater! Where are you going?"
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"What the fuck is your problem, man?"
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"(SPEAKS SPANISH)"
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"NOAH: Slater."
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"You're not going to find it, all right?"
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"I need those pills, okay? I need them."
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"No, you don't."
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"Yes, I do, okay? I have serious issues."
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"You don't have serious issues."
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"Yes, I do! Those pills are the only thing that keep me normal,"
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"and I need them!"
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"I can't do this any more."
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"Slater, you're gay, all right?"
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"What the fuck are you talking about?"
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"Nothing. Never mind."
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"Take that back!"
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"Take it back, Noah!"
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"You're gay. All right?"
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"You're as queer as a football bat, and that's fine."
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"And if your therapist hasn't clued you into that by now,"
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"then you should ask for your money back, pal."
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"You ever think the reason you're so upset"
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"your buddy Clayton doesn't want to hang out any more"
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"is because you have a lot of special feelings for him"
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"that maybe he doesn't feel back?"
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"It breaks your heart, man."
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"And that breaks my heart."
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"'Cause I know what that feels like."
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"I feel it all the time."
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"I don't want to be gay! I'm not gay!"
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"Tough."
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"I don't want to be a faggot!"
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"Hey! Do not say shit like that! Do you understand me?"
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"This is the worst night of my life."
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"All right, high school is going to suck."
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"Coming out to your parents, it's not gonna be a picnic, either."
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"But trust me when I tell you"
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"that when you get to college, nobody will care."
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"And then, when you graduate college,"
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"you'll get an awesome job in the entertainment industry."
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"You'll be super-organized and dress really well, you'll smell good."
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"Smell good? What are you talking about, Noah?"
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"Relax. Listen to me."
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"My dad hates me. All right?"
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"I got kicked out of college."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Before tonight, this babysitting thing,"
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"I've only ever had one job, and I was a lifeguard."
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"I got fired after four days"
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"because I kept falling asleep in the sun."
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"I'm a constant disappointment to my mom,"
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"who's the only decent person in my life."
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"I've been arrested numerous times."
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"I had a month-long, intense addiction to Robitussin."
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"There's only one freak out here."
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"You're looking at him."
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"I've never had a gay thought in my life, so what does that tell you?"
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"That tells me you're pretty messed up."
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"I have seen Devil Wears Prada about 19 times,"
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"but that's because it's a good movie."
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"It's a good flick."
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"Devil Wears P. You ever seen it? D Wears P?"
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"I think, like, once. I don't really remember it though."
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"Nothing's wrong with you. You're normal."
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"Just super gay."
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"You're a dick."
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"(LAUGHS) Yes, that's true. Enough of the pills, all right?"
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"Okay."
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"You know,"
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"deep down, I think I always kind of knew."
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"(SIGHS) But don't tell anybody yet, okay?"
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"I won't. I won't."
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"What do you think lam, an asshole?"
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"(LAUGHING) Yeah, sort of."
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"Come on, Ricky Martin, let's get out of here."
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"SLATER: That's an example."
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"Hey, Slater, are you okay?"
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"Yeah, I'm okay."
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"Hey! That's Mom's car!"
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"NOAH: Are you sure?"
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"(BEEPING)"
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"All right. Let's go! Let's go!"
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"BLITHE: Rodrigo’s jacket must be in there!"
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"(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)"
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"BLITHE: This is my kind of club."
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"SLATER: Let's just go home. NOAH: No."
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"All right? I have a half-hour to get to this party,"
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"pay off Karl, pick my girlfriend up"
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"off the floor, get you kids home,"
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"and be home in time for my mom to tell me how awesome her night was."
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"I'm not gonna let some bullshit car thief fuck this up for me."
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"Hey."
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"What's happening, my man? How you doing, man?"
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"You know, this ain't no place for no kids."
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"These aren't kids, these are little people."
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"This woman's 48 years old."
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"Her children have children."
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"Hi. I'm a grandma."
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"All right."
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"What's your name, baby?"
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"They call me Soul, Soul Baby."
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"Soul Baby? Keep it in control, baby."
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"I hear you, baby."
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"My name's Noah J-Bird. (CAWS)"
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"Noah J-Bird."
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"Oh, you like to fly. I fly, baby."
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