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Clips from The Sitter

"Can we go home?"
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"No, I have to see somebody."
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"I don't want to see anybody. Let's just go home."
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"Believe me, Slater, I don't want to see this person, either."
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"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"God damn it."
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"Hey, Beth?"
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"Noah. What are you doing here?"
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"I am babysitting these children."
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"Looks like we finally have something in common, right?"
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"I'm not your babysitter any more, Noah."
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"Oh, you're not. That's right! Because you fucked my dad"
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"while he was still married to my mom and ruined my life. I forgot!"
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"Is he home, by the way?"
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"Seven thousand dollars?"
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"Yes."
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"There is no way in hell I'm giving you seven grand, so..."
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"Dad, you screwed Mom and I out of child support and alimony."
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"Just do this one thing. We'll call it even. All right?"
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"You know, I have to say, it is always some justification with you."
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"You are never gonna grow up with that attitude."
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"Okay, don't do that. Don't do that. Okay?"
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"Don't pretend like you care how I turn out."
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"Let's be very, very straightforward with one another."
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"Okay?"
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"Okay."
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"I'm in a jam. Okay?"
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"That's why I'm here, because I need your help."
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"And I'm sorry."
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"I just need you to be my dad for a day. That's it."
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"And I'm sorry. I can't help you."
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"You know what, pal? It's not my problem."
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"I mean, it's really not my problem."
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"Okay."
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"Daddy? Can we look at the telescope now?"
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"Oh, hey, buddy."
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"Of course. Excuse me a second."
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"I want you to do me a favor."
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"I want you to go in the kitchen and get a little bite to eat"
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"for the two of us. I'll be right in, okay?"
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"That a boy!"
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"There's a geomagnetic storm tonight. I forgot."
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"I got thrown off."
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"So... I didn't even know."
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"Yeah, I have to go."
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"You smell like perfume. You got a lot of perfume on you."
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"I know. I know I do."
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"Why?"
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"Gotcha, bitch."
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"BLITHE: Shotgun! NOAH: All right, come on, let's go!"
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"Let's roll. Hustle. Rodrigo, feel free to take a piss in it."
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"BLITHE: Fancy car."
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"It smells like hotdogs."
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"Was that woman at the door your babysitter?"
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"She was, till I found out my dad was tipping her extra"
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"when he'd drive her home at night."
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"SLATER: Where are we going?"
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"NOAH: Just got to pick up something"
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"from my dad's store real quick."
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"SLATER: You're breaking in?"
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"Not exactly. (ALARM RINGING)"
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"BLITHE: Shouldn't you tell him about this or something?"
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"SLATER: What's wrong?"
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"I'm typing in the code, and it's not working."
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"You didn't do it right!"
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"Yes, I did."
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"I'm doing it right. (ALARM CONTINUES RINGING)"
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"Maybe your dad changed the code."
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"He didn't change the code."
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"Okay? The code's my birthday. It's always been my birthday."
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"He didn't change it."
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"Maybe it's someone else's birthday."
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"(ALARM STOPS RINGING)"
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"Sorry, man."
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"Let me guess what it is."
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"(BEEPS)"
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"Booyah!"
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"Can I tell you my gossip now?"
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"Oh, shit, yeah. Blithe."
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"Not now. I think we should go, okay? Let's go. We gotta go."
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"I saw my daddy kissing his assistant, Debra."
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"That's why he always stays late at the hospital,"
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"'cause he spends all night kissing Debra."
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"My mom knows."
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"She pretends like she doesn't know, but she knows."
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"That's not gossip, Blithe."
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"You know that, right?"
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"Well..."
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"Sometimes people do messed-up stuff to each other, okay?"
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"Why?"
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"One time I was walking down the street,"
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"I punched my best friend Darius"
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"in the nut sack for no reason. Just both fists."
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"Just double-punched him."
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"Why would you do that?"
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"I don't know."
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"You're an idiot."
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"That's probably true. I am an idiot."
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"And so is your dad."
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"Come on."
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"Hey."
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"Where's Rodrigo?"
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"He's in the bathroom."
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"(TOILET FLUSHING)"
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"(OMINOUS COWBOY MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Oh, no."
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"No, tell me... Tell me you didn't."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Why the hell did you do that, Rodrigo?"
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"BLITHE: Seriously, dude!"
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"You said you didn't have any more cherry bombs!"
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"How many more do you have, huh?"
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"You can't just go around blowing up bathrooms! It's not cool!"
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"Why can't you be more like your brother and sister?"
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"They're at least half crazy. You're full-on nuts!"
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"They are not my brother and sister! They are nothing to me!"
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"They are not my family!"
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"She does nothing all day but paint"
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"her face like a puta. She is a puta!"
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