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Clips from South Park - Stunning and Brave (S19E19)

"No!"
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"Caitlyn Jenner is the bravest woman in America."
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"Whee-oo! Whee-oo! Whee-oo!"
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"Did someone here just say America"
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"in a way that otherizes and demeans the people of Latin and South America?"
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"Nice, dude. You P.C.?"
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"Yeah, Chino Hills."
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"You think Venezuelans aren't Americans, brah?!"
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"Yeah, you want to make fun of me?!"
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"Hey! What seems to be the problem here, gentlemen?"
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"- Who the hell are you? - I'm P.C. Principal."
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"Oh, nice. We're all P.C., too."
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"No way! There's more P.C. bros here?"
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"Yeah, dude. Ohio State."
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"Sweet, bros! Texas A&M."
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"Bro, I had no idea there were like-minded individuals"
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"in this town who defended social minorities."
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"- We should all hang out! - We should totally hang out!"
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"We should all get a house together and unite our tolerant views."
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"- Fucking do it, dude! - Yeah!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Whoo!"
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"Well, looks like things are getting all P.C. again."
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"Yeah, bro! P.C.!"
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"Well, how long do you think this will last?"
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"Lasted about six years last time."
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"We got at least 5.9 years to go."
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"Uh, hey, Cartman. What's going on?"
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"Aren't you going to, uh, you know,"
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"go do something about this new principal?"
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"I've already got four days of detention."
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"I don't want any more."
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"I'm gonna start following the rules."
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"But this isn't you, Cartman!"
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"Yeah, where's the Eric Cartman we know?"
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"The Eric Cartman we know breaks the rules,"
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"and he gets away with it, just like his hero."
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"Come on. Who's your hero, Cartman?"
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"Tom Brady."
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"Right. And what does Tom Brady do after breaking the rules?"
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"- Deny and subvert. - Yeah!"
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"Yeah, what... What would Tom Brady say if he got caught shoplifting?"
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""Everybody shoplifts. Why are you coming down on me?""
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"You're Tom Brady, Cartman."
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"And that new principal in there is the football commissioner"
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"trying to dictate his punishment to you."
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"And what happens when an invulnerable cheater"
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"comes up against an elitist corporate dictator?"
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"A perfect storm of hypocrisy that everyone in the country"
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"has to deal with for months on end."
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"You're right, guys. I'm gonna Tom Brady this thing."
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"I'm gonna say... I'm gonna say,"
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""You're not giving me four days of detention."
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"You're only giving me one!""
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"No. No, to hell with that. You're giving me no days suspension!"
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"And then I'm gonna go home and fuck my hot wife,"
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"who's not even that hot, and kind of looks like a dude!"
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Thanks, guys."
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"I almost forgot the lessons that football has taught us all."
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"I can get around these pesky rules."
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"Butters, I'm going to need your underwear."
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"Okay!"
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"Cool. I think we did it."
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"Oh, P.C. Principal. How are you today?"
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"What are you doing in the faculty bathroom?"
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"You know, I think you and I got off on the wrong foot the other day."
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"By all means, please, keep your dick out."
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"You see, I'm not going to accept four days of detention,"
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"and you're going to apologize publicly"
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"for being so strict to me and my friends at school."
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"What the fuck are you talking about?"
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"It's just a request, that's all. See you around."
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"Oh, you seem to have dropped something, P.C. Principal."
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"What's this?"
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"Why, this is a little boy's underwear."
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"Why, this is Butters' underwear."
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"What?"
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"P.C. Principal, you have Butters' underwear?"
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"And now..."
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"Oh, my gosh, it's got you DNA all over it."
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"This certainly doesn't look good for you."
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"I don't need to tell anyone about this."
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"No, I think we have an understanding."
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"Capiche?"
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"What did you just say?"
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"You mean about keeping your dick out?"
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""Capiche"?"
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"You're associating Italian-Americans to intimidation tactics?"
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"You better watch your microaggressions, bro."
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"O-kay."
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"Look, you don't want to end up like the spokesman for Subway, do you?"
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"Did you just use a term that excludes women from an occupation?!"
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"Okay, let's back up. Aah!"
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"Did you just say spokesman instead of spokesperson"
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"when women are just as capable of selling sandwiches as anyone?!"
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"Are you purposely trying to use words that assert your male privilege?!"
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"No, I'm sorry! I was just trying to frame you for raping Butters!"
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"Do you think Italian-Americans and women are less important?!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"You dare to use words that alienate two communities of people"
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"who have to deal with verbal biases like yours on a daily basis?!"
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"Can I speak with P.C. Principal, please?"
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"Oh, yeah. We got another one, guys!"
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"All right! Bring him in, bro!"
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"We're ready! Whoo!"
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"Wait, what?"
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"Hey, no, I-I don't..."
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"All the pledges, take a shot!"
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"All right, pledges. We're excited you want to try and be P.C."
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"We hope you've got what it takes"
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"to join the most socially active group in America."
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"Whooo! Whooo! Whooo! Whooo!"
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"You know, there's still some people out there that say,"
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""What does being P.C. really mean?""
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"Well, I'll tell you what it means."
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