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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Canvassing (S01E01)

"It's going very poorly. Okay? - Mmm-hmm."
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"Like, you're crashing and burning."
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"Democracy's happening."
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"People are talking. I mean, at least they aren't apathetic, right?"
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"You're right about that. They're deeply negative."
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"You need to put a happy face on this,"
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"give me a few positive talking points,"
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"and whatever you do, avoid a vote."
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"I'm oddly attracted to Kate Spivack."
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"Before we continue, I'd love to just give you a little history of Pawnee."
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"The City of Pawnee was incorporated in 1817,"
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"when a young man by the name of Reverend Luther Howell"
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"came from Terre Haute on an ox."
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"He planted his flag in the ground"
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"and was met soon after by an angry tribe of Wamapoke Indians,"
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"who, when seeing the whiteness of his skin, twisted him to death."
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"Flash forward to 1969."
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"Man walks on the moon."
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"Pawnee is lousy with hippies..."
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"My, God. She's filibustering her own meeting."
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"Filibuster!"
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"Boom!"
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"They can't touch you if you talk forever."
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"I can't speak of the future, but I will."
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"The future of Pawnee will involve us flying around in space taxis,"
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"where we will communicate on watches,"
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"and blink our feelings to each other, rather than use words."
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"And now, I'd like to take a magical journey"
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"through a little something I like to call The Phantom Tollbooth,"
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"by Norton Juster."
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"Excuse me? Can't you read that children's book on your own time?"
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"I have the floor!"
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""There once was a boy named Milo,"
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""who didn't know what to do with himself, not just sometimes, but...""
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"Okay, all right. You know what? This is a public forum,"
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"which means that we all get to tell you what we think."
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"Well, you did already talk, ma'am."
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"And I would love to listen to someone else. Someone I don't know."
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"Uh... That girl over there with the long brown hair and the yellow top."
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"Could you tell us how you feel about this park?"
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"- Go ahead. - Hi."
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"Uh, I'm a youth in the community and I think a new park is a great idea."
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"And I fully support it, as would the rest of the youth in the community."
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"Hey! I recognize her."
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"That kid came to my door yesterday."
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"Oh, my God! Okay, they have planted people in this audience."
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"Unbelievable!"
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"You know what? We all agree that this park is a bad idea."
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"We should just take a vote. Right? - Yeah."
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"Okay, we will take a vote."
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"Before we do that, I want everyone up,"
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"lined up behind that microphone,"
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"and I want to hear from all of you. One by one."
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"That was brutal."
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"A couple of weeks ago, I was yelling at Leslie at a public forum."
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"God, I hope I wasn't as obnoxious as those people."
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"I wasn't, right?"
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"At 5:00 in the morning, every morning, beep, beep, beep!"
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"I don't want to hear that. Now, how long is this project gonna take?"
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"That's what I want to know. That's what's important to me."
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"Because I need my sleep. I put some..."
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"Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am."
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"That concludes our meeting."
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"What about the vote?"
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"We're out of time. It's 9:00."
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"But we will have many public forums in the future,"
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"and we hope to see you all there. Thank you so much for coming."
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"It was tough."
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"But, you know, that's Pawnee. That's democracy."
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"There are a lot of people here that want this park."
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"You just gotta get past the negative people. But guess what?"
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"My subcommittee held its first town hall meeting tonight."
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"God, I loved it!"
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"I loved every minute of it."
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"- Hey, park lady. - Yeah?"
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"You suck."
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"Hear that? He called me "park lady.""
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"You know, normally, I don't agree with Leslie about anything,"
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