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Clips from American Auto - Millbank, IA (S01E01)

"around our other factories."
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"Oh, yowsa. [chuckles]"
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"Unload it all. Get whatever you can get."
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"If we take a loss, then it's your commission."
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"Actually, hold on. Anyone here have an interest"
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"in buying a strip mall?"
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"Forget it. Yep, dump it all."
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"Jeannette Watts from "The Gazette?""
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"- Yes. - Sadie Ryan from Payne."
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"We spoke on the phone. - Oh, yes, hi."
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"Nice to meet you in person. - Yeah."
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"Doing a big pie exposé, huh? - Oh, Millbank's a small town."
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"This could be a six-part series."
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"Well, I have something"
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"that I think you might be interested in."
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"This is on deep background but there's a rumor"
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"that our water contaminant numbers"
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"might be a bit fudged."
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"- No. - Mm-hmm."
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"No one can know that I am the one that told you that."
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"Got it."
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"Well, don't worry I won't say anything."
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"Thank you."
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"You mean you won't write that I was the source."
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"I won't write anything at all."
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"My lips are sealed."
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"Hi. Are you Wesley Payne?"
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"The one and only."
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"I just wanna say"
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"we're all so grateful that you're coming here."
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"It has been a rough few years and it means everything."
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"Look, you are pretty,"
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"but just gonna be honest, I'm not a huge fan of freckles."
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"So I'm gonna do a lap"
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"and see what other talent's out there"
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"but maybe I'll circle back around."
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"Cool? - O--okay."
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"It's not a no just--"
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"you're on the waitlist, young lady."
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"Not too young. Not--"
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"Hey."
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"Hey, Jack. You having a good time?"
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"Uh, not really."
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"I just keep feeling like some type of evil overlord"
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"or something who doesn't care about the commoners."
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"Mm. I'm thinking about buying a castle."
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"Bolverian real estate prices are gonna surge"
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"when we announce this move."
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"So if you're interested, get in now."
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"Yeah, I don't think I'm a castle type of a guy."
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"Jack, every Black man is a castle type of guy."
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"Maybe one for your mom?"
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"So listen, anything you need at any time,"
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"just call, okay? Help cleaning up red tape,"
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"dealing with regulators, whatever you need."
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"I appreciate that."
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"Because as you know, there were quite a few concerns"
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"with the environmental impact of our factory."
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"Yeah, well, that's the "green beans" for ya."
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"You know, I'm telling you,"
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"they would trade 8,000 well-paying jobs"
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"if it disturbs the beauty sleep of, you know,"
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"some subspecies of snail."
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"Although, some of their concerns are totally crazy,"
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"the smog and with the chemicals we use in our paint,"
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"there have been cancer clusters."
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"Hey, hey. No, no, I didn't hear that."
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"No, no, see, I don't know what I don't know."
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"Yeah, but I'm just telling you."
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"Nothing! Nothing."
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"You're--you're not telling me anything."
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"Because see, we're just--we're friends"
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"and we're chatting about the weather, right?"
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"Yes. It is-- it's beautiful weather."
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"Although it won't be for long."
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"You know with the carbon dioxide--"
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"♪ She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes ♪"
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"both: ♪ She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes ♪"
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"Sorry, just to be clear, you can report that story"
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"just don't say that it came from me."
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"Oh, that's okay."
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"I wouldn't want you to get in trouble if it got out."
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"You seem nice. - Mm-hmm."
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"But what I'm telling you could be huge,"
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"like Watergate huge."
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"I know. Thank you for trusting me."
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"My lips are sealed. - No, no."
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"Oh, my God."
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"This is supposed to be a blind bake."
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"Susan's name is on the tin."
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"And based on an old legend,"
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"the word Iowa comes from the Native word for "beautiful.""
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"And I cannot think of anything more beautiful"
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"than 8,000 new jobs!"
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"Any luck?"
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"Let's just say the local press"
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"isn't exactly Woodward and Bernstein."
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"I told a few families"
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"that the runoff from the factory"
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"could lead to smaller penis sizes for newborns."
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"They didn't care."
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"What is wrong with this town?"
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"Environment's been politicized, you know."
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"This is something only coastal elites care about now."
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""Liberal cucks," you know?"
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"Or maybe they're just desperate."
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"Hey, when you've been out of work for a year,"
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"hole in the ozone does not seem that important."
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"Whatever happened to that hole?"
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"We just stopped talking about it."
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"You know, it's true. We might as well be threatening"
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"to take away their "New Yorker" subscriptions."
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"I mean, we need to focus on what these people care about."
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"It's not their kids' penises, I'll tell you that."
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"- Yo. - [gasps]"
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"It's cool, it's me."
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"So no guarantees, but I did a loop"
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"and I think it's looking good for you."
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"What's looking good?"
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"[chuckles] Right."
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