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Clips from American Auto - Millbank, IA (S01E01)

"You're saying you bought land in Millbank."
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"One might say that, yes."
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"Hmm. And the rest is you just, like,"
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"playing out some kingpin real estate fantasy?"
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"I'm having fun."
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"It's okay to have fun at work, Sadie."
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"Hey. What do you guys think? Swipe right?"
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"Mmm, jeesh, she looks a little old."
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"She's a party girl."
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"I'd party too if I lived through prohibition"
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"I'm doing it."
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""No match." Huh. - [chuckles]"
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"Phone must be bricked or something."
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"So how long you been driving for?"
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"- About 17 years. - Nice."
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"Nice, nice. You like it? - No."
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"Hmm."
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"How is this their hospitality suite?"
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"The upholstery is weirdly crunchy."
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"That was the couch?"
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"I thought you had Skittles in your pocket or something."
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"Oh, this is all gonna change."
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"Pretty soon developers are gonna come in,"
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"put up luxury hotels."
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"And you know who profits?"
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"Why, the local landowners. [chuckles]"
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"You wanna hear something funny?"
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"The government of Bolvaria"
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"just submitted their bid for the factory."
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"This factory. The one we're opening here?"
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"A bit late to the party, Bolvaria."
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"Ugh, that's all of Eastern Europe."
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"I heard they're just discovering"
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"Kate & Allie over there."
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"Where is Bolvaria, anyway?"
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"Between Albania and North Macedonia."
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"Zoom out a little bit for me."
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"- Next to Montenegro. - Oh, right."
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"And then in Bosnia and Herzegovina."
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"Bosnia, we bombed them in the '90s."
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"Kicked the [bleep] out of them, or saved them."
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"We definitely helped some of them."
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"In Hungary, Slovakia, the Czech Republic, Germany."
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"Oh, yeah, Germany."
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"I love Germany. Oh, I mean, obviously now."
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"Not--you know."
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"I mean, kind of have to say that nowadays, though."
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"These numbers are extremely competitive."
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"Oh, really? Huh."
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"That's um-- how is that possible?"
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"Toyota just pulled out of the facility."
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"They're trying to fill it ASAP."
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"Well, I mean, I wish that they could have"
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"made this offer a few months ago."
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"Little late now."
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"Right? - Uh, to move locations"
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"for the factory that's already staffed"
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"where we're cutting the ribbon in roughly six hours?"
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"Yeah, it is. It's a little on the late side."
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"Yeah, this country"
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"doesn't sound that great anyway."
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""Semi-autocratic,"
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"impoverished, and riddled with human rights abuses.""
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"But just to put it out there, we'd save tens,"
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"hundreds of millions of dollars over the production run."
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"I like how they make the workers stand in formation,"
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"blank faces. It's a clean look."
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"See if they're around a teleconference."
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"I'm just gonna, you know, thank them and let them know"
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"that it's, you know, not gonna work out."
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"I think an email rejection is fine."
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"Well, let's keep it professional, you know."
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"I just wanna preserve company relations"
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"with Slovanmiria, uh, Europe."
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"I have to say you have"
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"put together quite the presentations, Gene."
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"Unfortunately, we have already gone down"
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"the road here in America."
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"I wish we could have come to the table earlier."
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"But we'd be willing to reimburse you"
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"100% of what you have spent there"
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"plus what it would cost to move."
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"100%."
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"Wow, that's the most percents possible."
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"Hey, the Bolivarian National Zoo"
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"is advertised as "full service.""
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"What is that? What do you think that means?"
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"Listen, you've got a compelling pitch."
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"I respect that. - Ask about human rights."
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"And ask if the zoo has any rules."
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"But Gene, I have heard some rumors"
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"about some troubling things."
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"Jailing reporters, overzealous police forces,"
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"real red flags, and I'm not afraid"
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"to hold your feet to the fire here."
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"Are there any human rights abuses"
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"that I need to know about?"
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"No."
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"Well, that's a relief."
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"All right, well, thank you for your time."
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"Anything else on our end, guys?"
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"- What is a full service zoo? - Wesley wants to know"
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"if he can [bleep] the elephants at the zoo."
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"No? Great. Okay, good."
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"All right, well, thank you so much."
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"Talk soon."
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"Interesting, huh? - Lot of money."
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"Yeah, I thought so too."
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"I mean, we-- we are like minded there."
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"Yeah, I mean, obviously, we can't do it."
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"But whoo!"
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"Gosh, that is interesting. Yeah."
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"Have we signed anything here?"
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"We can't really be considering this."
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"We're just talking theoretically."
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"I mean, this is a theoretical conversation."
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"Whoa, why'd you lock the door?"
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"I thought we might want some privacy."
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"We're just having a conversation."
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"Anyone can participate. Anyone can listen."
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