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Clips from The Jeffersons - Uncle Bertram (S02E02)

"Bye. So long, Pop."
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"How long you figure it would take?"
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"Well, let's see."
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"So long, Pop. Jenny and I are going to elope now."
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"Yeah, yeah, have a nice time."
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"Well, I could do it in a day, once I get started."
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"A day? Good."
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"Okay, George, I'm ready."
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"Oh, hello."
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"Uh, Louise, this is Jenny's great-uncle Bertram."
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"Glad to meet you. How do you do?"
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"He's going to do some carpet work for us. Free!"
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"What?"
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"Well, while I'm here, I might as well measure up."
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"George, I'm going to take a nap."
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"Hiya, toots!"
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"That's him! That's the masher from the elevator!"
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"Who you calling toots?"
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"Her! I always call a pretty woman toots."
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"Listen, old man, save your "toots" for your own kind."
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"That's telling him, George."
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"Oh, now, toots, I hope you're not taking his side."
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"Of course she is, she's my mother."
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"Well, we can't hold that against her, can we?"
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"Beautiful, charming women"
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"often have lousy, rotten brats."
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"Now look, sir..."
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"Quiet, George. Let the man finish."
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"Thanks, sweetie, I'll be out on the terrace."
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"If you want, come up and see me sometime."
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"Look, Ma, Louise and I are going to the auction."
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"Maybe you better come with us."
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"Don't worry about me, George."
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"I can take care of myself."
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"Okay. Bye, Ma. Bye."
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"Hey, open the door. I thought you were on my side."
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"Not when you get fresh."
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"You can just stay out there until you cool off,"
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"toots."
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"[KNOCKS]"
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"Nobody home."
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"[SCREAMS]"
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"Did you drop something?"
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"You gave me a terrible start."
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"Shame on you, a man your age ought to know better"
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"than to act like that."
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"Look, toots, if you're going to chew me out"
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"let's go someplace where it's comfortable."
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"That was terrible, giving me a fright like that."
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"Why an old... I mean a middle-aged woman like me"
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"could have a heart attack."
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"Oh, not you. You're much too young for that."
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"Oh, just how old do you think I am?"
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"Well, it's hard to tell with good-looking women."
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"You still got a lot of spring in your step."
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"I didn't need you to tell me that."
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"You must have been pretty young when you had that son of yours."
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"Oh, I was practically a child bride."
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"Really? Jenny said George was 46."
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"That would make you about..."
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"You can sit there and gab if you want, but I'm cold,"
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"so I'm going to make myself a nice cup of hot tea."
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"Do you mind making that tea for two?"
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"Oh, I suppose it'll be all right,"
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"it's the only Christian thing to do."
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"Here, let me do that."
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"Now listen, don't make yourself so much to home."
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"Because you're not going to be here that long."
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"There's nothing like a good snort... of tea"
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"to pick you up."
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"May I?"
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"Thank you, well, you're finally showing some good manners."
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"Why not? I'm an officer and a gentleman."
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"You were in the army?"
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"No, the fire department."
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"Lieutenant, retired."
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"Mmmm-mm."
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"I don't know when"
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"I've tasted tea this delicious."
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"I made it with happy tea bags."
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"Oh, so you were a fireman."
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"I would have worried myself sick"
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"if my husband had had a dangerous job like that."
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"What did your wife think?"
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"I don't know, I never had one."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, it's no great mystery,"
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"I just never found the right toots."
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"Well, I guess I was lucky."
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"William and I found each other early."
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"Lord knows we went through some times."
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"The Depression, huh?"
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"No, the marriage."
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"You know, it isn't easy being married."
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"It was a struggle right up until the day he left me."
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"He left you? That's terrible."
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"He couldn't help it. He died."
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"Well, that's no excuse."
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"Do you want some more?"
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"I certainly would."
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"Coming up."
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"And this time, don't be so stingy with the brandy."
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"You knew?"
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"Why, you little devil!"
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"How come you didn't ever let on?"
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"I can play games too."
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"Well, there's nothing like spin the bottle."
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"I always say people of prime age"
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"ought to get primed once in a while."
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"You know, that's exactly the way I feel myself."
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"When I was in the department, I had some close calls."
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"You want to hear one? No."
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"Good."
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"I remember one winter, we were fighting a hotel fire"
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"over on the West Side."
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"It was so cold,"
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"that the fire hoses snapped like dry macaroni."
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"No. That's right."
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"So we boiled some water, and started a bucket brigade."
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"But by the time I got to the roof"
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