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Clips from American Dad! - Kiss Kiss Cam Cam (S11E11)

"Lewis has my shit, and I want it back."
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"Not sure you have."
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"You're calling your family shit."
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"Guys, I know this may sound crazy."
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"But right now, we're in a Care Bear movie."
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"Is that why you're dressed as a pirate, Principal Smith?"
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"He's your principal. This is your fault, Lewis."
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"You made being single look so lovely!"
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"I swear I'm your dad."
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"Remember last year at Christmas"
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"I got you both three-hole punches"
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"s-so you wouldn't have to fight over one?"
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"No, last year on Christmas, we pretended we didn't see"
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"you walk into the sizzler by yourself."
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"That's all I remember."
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"Look, Stan, you, uh, seem to be a little agitated,"
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"but I don't want this to get out of control"
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"because, as you know, I'm a C.I.A. agent."
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"You're in the C.I.A.?! That's my life! Wait!"
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"Then you should have a gun right here."
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"Oh, God! There it is."
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"Everybody just chill out."
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"You're my family -- mine! -- and you're coming with me."
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"Some people say Porsche."
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"Some people say Porsh-uh."
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"I don't choose sides. I let the car do the talking."
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"I say Porsh-uh. It's longer."
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"Better chance someone will overhear me talking about it."
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"Porsh-uhhhh."
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"♪ Seven swans a-swimming"
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"♪ six geese a-laying"
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"♪ Five golden rings"
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"I can't do this! But you sound beautiful!"
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"They sound terrified."
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"Oh, the C.I.A.'s here. This should be interesting."
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"Principal Smith, you cuckoo bird,"
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"I know Christmas is a time for family,"
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"but it's supposed to be your own family!"
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"Of which you have none."
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"You are alone in this world"
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"and, undoubtedly, will be alone in the next."
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"So let that family go!"
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"But I'm not alone...because I have you, Francine."
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"Please remember."
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"Okay, this should mean something."
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"I know what you wanted for Christmas,"
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"so on three, let's say it together."
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"One, two, three."
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"Wine glasses. Snowman...sweater?"
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"- Damn it. - All right, Smith."
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"We're coming in firing,"
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"but this Christmas massacre is on your head!"
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"Wait. A snowman sweater?"
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"I don't know why, but that does sound familiar."
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"It -- it does?"
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"Francine, thank you. Thank you so much."
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"But honey, the C.I.A. will never believe you."
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"Our only hope is if I can convince them."
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"Yes. Go, go."
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"I'll be right back. Kids, come help me explain."
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"Yes, yes. Good idea."
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"That way it's not just her word against Lewis'."
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"It was terrible."
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"He's completely lost it."
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"That poor, poor man."
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"What are you waiting for? Take him down!"
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"I don't want to armchair Q.B. this whole thing,"
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"but, um, never release all your hostages,"
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"'cause now what's stopping them from --"
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"There it is. Yeah. I'm gonna go hide in the attic."
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"Let me know how you do!"
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"He should be unconscious by now."
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"I can't live like this!"
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"Smith, stop or we'll shoot!"
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"If I can't be with my family, I don't want to live!"
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"Sometimes I wonder"
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"if what we do makes any difference at all."
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"That was brutal."
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"But you learned your lesson."
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"You mean..."
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"Yes. You learned the importance of family."
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"So, I-I get my family back?"
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"Yes, dear Stan."
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"Here you are, Stan."
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"And...my family's in there?"
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"No one is more in there than your family, Stan."
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"Hey, pops! Hi, daddy!"
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"Just in time for dinner."
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"This isn't my family. Oh, but it is."
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"It's your real family."
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"Hey, merry Christmas, pops."
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"Merry Christmas, daddy."
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"Merry Christmas, schmoopsie."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"What do you say, pop? Let's open presents!"
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"Oh, daddy! Can we, please?!"
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"Yes, son and sister of son."
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"It's not weird that I'm your father."
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"With that in mind, I'm gonna go in the kitchen."
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"Angel? Angel!"
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"Klaus?"
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"What's going on? Everything's so different."
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"My God. The fish doesn't talk."
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"What kind of twilight zone am I living in?"
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"This is crazy!"
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"What do you need, Stan?"
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"And bear in mind, this is my Christmas, too."
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"Where's my real family?!"
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"This is your real family."
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"But you didn't appreciate them,"
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"so we took them away"
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"and gave you a terrible family to teach you a lesson."
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"Wait. Francine, Steve, and Hayley..."
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"aren't my real family?"
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"No. They're your cautionary family."
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"It was supposed to be temporary,"
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"but...well, ah, you fell through the cracks"
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"when the angel handling your case died."
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"Angels can die? Where do they go?"
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"They go to super heaven."
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