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Clips from American Dad! - Kiss Kiss Cam Cam (S11E11)

"But I have grown to feel"
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"that I am part of your family, Stan."
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"Don't you dare cry, not this Christmas."
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"Just this time, no."
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"Merry Christmas, Francine."
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"Honey, where's my morning B.J.?"
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"I have to get my own breakfast juice?"
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"Some Christmas."
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"Hello? Where is everybody?"
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"Hello?"
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"Stan, you're shouting louder than the driver"
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"whose taxi I threw up in last night."
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"And if you're not quiet, you'll wake him up."
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"Roger, something weird's going on."
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"Look at this Kathy Ireland poster."
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"Francine would never go for this. That is weird."
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"Never seen a Kathy Ireland poster"
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"that wasn't just put up with tape."
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"What's going on around here?"
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"A pool table? Foosball?"
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"I sat by a girl in a bar in 1977"
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"who said her dad invented foosball."
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"Never looked into it, but it seemed like a lie."
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"Oh, God. Oh, my God."
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"People will lie to you in a bar, Stan."
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"It's just a sad fact. No! The tree!"
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"Last night, when I was putting the angel on the tree,"
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"I wished I had Lewis' life."
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"Oh, Jesus. This is the tree of a single man."
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"Francine! Hayley! Steve!"
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"I did this. I wished for this."
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"Well, it couldn't have come true, right?"
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"Do wishes come true?"
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"That's Lewis' pimp ride."
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"Whoa."
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"My family's all gone."
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"What am I gonna do?!"
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"♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh"
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"♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh, it's always a good time ♪"
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"♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh"
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"Wait, wait."
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"This is all wrong. It is?"
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"I should be peacockin', baby!"
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"We both should, bitch!"
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"Let's go to work."
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"Wait. If I wished for this, then why are you here?"
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"Maybe 'cause I was touching your butt when you wished."
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"Butt wish? Sounds like a thing."
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"♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh, it's always a good time ♪"
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"♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ we don't even have to try"
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"Unseasonably warm Christmas we're having."
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"Race you to the beach!"
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"♪ Good time ♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh, it's always a good time ♪"
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"♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh, it's always a good time ♪"
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"♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh"
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"Best wish ever!"
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"♪ It's always a good time"
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"I tell you, Roger, being single for a day..."
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"it's been such a vacation."
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"No doubt."
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"Paradise, baby."
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"Well, we got to make sure"
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"we milk this cow till it's dead."
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"You know what? Let's go talk to Lewis,"
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"make sure we're doing all the single stuff."
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"Diggin' it. He'll show us how to blow it out."
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"Sir, sir! The nozzle's still in the tank!"
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"It's okay! We're single!"
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"You guys are awesome!"
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"Uh, Stan. I-is that you?"
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"Check out this guy."
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"He's all, Uh, Stan. Is that you?"
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"I-it was just your pirate costume threw me."
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"I'm peacockin', dawg!"
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"So, me and my good friend, uh..."
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"Lazlo Morphine."
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"Me and Lazlo were buzzing around,"
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"having single-guy fun, and we need some pointers"
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"from the king of single players in this town."
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"Oh, Stan."
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"What are you talking about? I'm not single."
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"Oh! Oh, right. I get it."
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"You got a girl in there."
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"Don't want to let on you're a player."
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"Okay, um...maybe we can talk after the holidays."
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"We got to get a peep at his babe."
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"Lewis is always killing it."
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"Francine?"
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"What the hell is going on?!"
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"Oh, I think it's pretty clear, Stan."
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"Principal Lewis and Francine have been doing it."
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"Are you picturing it? I'm picturing it."
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"Whoa. You should picture it."
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"Whoa."
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"Lewis has my family."
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"Well, you did wish for his life. Maybe he got yours."
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"Well, I didn't wish for that."
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"I wanted my family to be, like, suspended in a void"
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"or -- or like a static nothingness"
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"or whatever happens when I leave the room."
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"All right. I'll just wish for them back."
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"I wish my family back."
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"And...wish activate."
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"You know, it might not be that easy."
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"This might be one of those dealios"
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"where you got to learn a lesson"
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"before things go back to normal."
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"What the hell does that mean? Like in the movies."
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"You've seen It's A Wonderful Life, right? Nope."
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"How about Big? Unh-unh."
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"You saw, Ted."
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"No. Really?"
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"Look, sometimes in a movie,"
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"a person thinks they want something, but then --"
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"Ooh! Like in the Care Bears: Big Wish Movie."
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"Okay. I learned my damn lesson."
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