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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Ancient Misbehavin (S12E12)

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Bob's Burgers
"(Bob groans)"
Bob's Burgers
"You're a little groan-ier than usual this morning, Dad."
Bob's Burgers
"(yawns) I didn't sleep great last night."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, look at your eyes."
Bob's Burgers
"The airlines would charge you extra for those bags."
Bob's Burgers
"Why couldn't you sleep?"
Bob's Burgers
"Were you thinking about all the regrets you have?"
Bob's Burgers
"So many, I'm guessing."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, but also, sometimes"
Bob's Burgers
"your mom can get a little kicky."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, no, was I kicking?"
Bob's Burgers
"A little. A lot. Very hard."
Bob's Burgers
"Well, I was dreaming that I was a flapper."
Bob's Burgers
"And you kicked Dad in his flaps?"
Bob's Burgers
"- Sorry, hon. - I mean,"
Bob's Burgers
"I'm tired, but it's fine."
Bob's Burgers
"I'll just drink coffee pretty much all day."
Bob's Burgers
"That's healthy, right?"
Bob's Burgers
"Yup, totally. Hey, guys,"
Bob's Burgers
"does anyone have a bunch of extra shelves"
Bob's Burgers
"- they want to give me? - LINDA: Why?"
Bob's Burgers
"'Cause I am going to be winning a ton of prizes at school"
Bob's Burgers
"and I'm gonna need a place to put them all."
Bob's Burgers
"We're starting a special unit on ancient Greece today,"
Bob's Burgers
"and I hear Ms. Padaro is pretty generous with the "prizolas.""
Bob's Burgers
"She really is. Who do you think I got my mood ring from?"
Bob's Burgers
"- It was from her. - Yeah, that unit was the highlight"
Bob's Burgers
"of my fourth grade. Well, that and winning"
Bob's Burgers
"the long-distance pee-pee contest in the boys' room,"
Bob's Burgers
"but I didn't win for accuracy, I won for artistry."
Bob's Burgers
"Also, I was alone."
Bob's Burgers
"Louise, I think you're gonna like Ms. Padaro."
Bob's Burgers
"You learn all about the Greek gods and goddesses"
Bob's Burgers
"and how annoyed they always were with everyone."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, just learning the steps to becoming a god would be great."
Bob's Burgers
"You can be whatever you set your mind to be, sweetie."
Bob's Burgers
"Right, but maybe not a Greek god?"
Bob's Burgers
"Maybe not, maybe yes. Who knows, Bob?"
Bob's Burgers
"Don't squash her dreams, you puny human man."
Bob's Burgers
"I'm gonna strike him down first."
Bob's Burgers
"BOB: Mm."
Bob's Burgers
"So Greece-y in here."
Bob's Burgers
"I'm sitting next to Louise. I'm sitting next to Louise."
Bob's Burgers
"And I'm sitting next to you."
Bob's Burgers
"Okay, so, for the next two weeks,"
Bob's Burgers
"you are ancient Greeks,"
Bob's Burgers
"and you will sit in the round, as the Greeks did."
Bob's Burgers
"Doesn't it feel more equal, more democratic?"
Bob's Burgers
"Well, guess who invented democracy."
Bob's Burgers
"Miss America?"
Bob's Burgers
"- David Democracy? - Santa Claus?"
Bob's Burgers
"Uh, no, but good guesses."
Bob's Burgers
"Um, the ancient Greeks invented it."
Bob's Burgers
"Did you hear Ms. Padaro has a bunch of prizes you can win?"
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, I've heard."
Bob's Burgers
"When is she gonna talk about the coins?"
Bob's Burgers
"I know, right?"
Bob's Burgers
"I have a question about the coins and prizes."
Bob's Burgers
"That's my question."
Bob's Burgers
"- (overlapping chatter) - Okay, okay."
Bob's Burgers
"I will be quizzing you throughout the unit,"
Bob's Burgers
"and if you give the right answer, you get one of these."
Bob's Burgers
"Nice."
Bob's Burgers
"I made these clay replicas"
Bob's Burgers
"of ancient Greek coins, and you can"
Bob's Burgers
"trade them in for prizes at this..."
Bob's Burgers
"- market. - STUDENTS: Whoa!"
Bob's Burgers
"Prizes."
Bob's Burgers
"They look like they're from the dollar store,"
Bob's Burgers
"so you know they're expensive."
Bob's Burgers
"It might finally be time for me to take a whack"
Bob's Burgers
"at this class participation thing."
Bob's Burgers
"Also, at the end of the unit, we'll have a huge symposium,"
Bob's Burgers
"aka party."
Bob's Burgers
"The god Dionysus will keep the grape juice flowing."
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"- (all exclaiming) - Oh, man!"
Bob's Burgers
"All right, who can tell me what that building is? Chloe."
Bob's Burgers
"- The Parthenon? - Correct."
Bob's Burgers
"Whoa."
Bob's Burgers
"And the Parthenon is part of a larger group"
Bob's Burgers
"of historic buildings called the..."
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"- (students straining) - Tommy."
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"- The Acropolis? - Correct."
Bob's Burgers
"In the round? (scoffs)"
Bob's Burgers
"More like she should turn around, am I right? Sheesh."
Bob's Burgers
"She's being a real circle jerk."
Bob's Burgers
"Next question, I'm just gonna jump on her like a backpack."
Bob's Burgers
"LINDA: All right, I'm calling it."
Bob's Burgers
"- Good night, sweetie. - Good night, Lin."
Bob's Burgers
"(sighs, snoring)"
Bob's Burgers
"- (grunting) - Ow."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, my God, that was quick."
Bob's Burgers
"Is she Charleston-ing?"
Bob's Burgers
"Ow. Ow. (sighs) All right."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, hey, Gene. What-what are you doing up?"
Bob's Burgers
"Hello, Father. I think I might need some nachos."
Bob's Burgers
"No, Gene. No nachos. Go back to sleep."
Bob's Burgers
"Also, I don't think we have stuff for nachos."
Bob's Burgers
"Not with that attitude. Hold on."
Bob's Burgers
"If you're sleeping on the couch, that means..."
Bob's Burgers
"I could have a sleepover at Mom's."
Bob's Burgers
"Am I dreaming or did I hear sleepover at Mom's?"
Bob's Burgers
"- Yup. It's on. - Yes!"
Bob's Burgers
"You guys, seriously, be careful. She's really kicky tonight."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, she wouldn't kick her kids."
Bob's Burgers
"- She loves us. - Is it a sleepover at Mom's?"
Bob's Burgers
"- Yup. - (yawns) May as well."
Bob's Burgers
"LINDA: Aw, sleepover at Mom's? All right!"
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"- GENE: But with lingering Dad smell. - Mm."
Bob's Burgers
"LOUISE: Okay,"
Bob's Burgers
"Chloe and Kaylee got called on a bunch yesterday."
Bob's Burgers
"Maybe we try to sit where they sat?"
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, I want to sit in the splash zone,"
Bob's Burgers
"but for answering questions."
Bob's Burgers
"- Hey! - Oh, sorry."
Bob's Burgers
"- Um, this is my seat. - It was your seat yesterday."
Bob's Burgers
"Now you can go sit in no-coins-ville."
Bob's Burgers
"But they're all good seats."
Bob's Burgers
"That's the beauty of sitting in the round."
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