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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - From Basic to Telenovela (S01E01)

"It's, like, our family is so tidy"
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"- we don't even leave butt-impressions. - [CHUCKLES]"
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"But when you think about it,"
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"butt-impressions are kinda nasty, though."
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"Yeah, especially when they're warm?"
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"And then you sit on them."
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"Ew. Do you think someone left a butt-impression here before?"
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"I don't know, but I'm about to."
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"Scoot over."
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"[GRUNTS] Scooch."
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"Yes, come over here and give me your butt-impression."
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"That's gross."
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"- All right, are you hungry? - Always."
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"Cheers, y'all. We made it."
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"[DEBBIE CHUCKLES]"
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"Oh, y'all, it has been so strange not seeing Luke around the house."
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"Tell us, how's he doing?"
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"He's gone full fruit and nuts on us."
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"- He carries around a guitar all day. - [DEBBIE] Oh."
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"He's wearing a ring on his thumb,"
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"like he's the damn Governor of California."
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"Please don't shame our son for his creative expression."
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"Boys have feelings, too."
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"So do men."
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"Hm. Impossible to tell."
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"Well, I think it's just wonderful that he's picked up a new hobby."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Well, how about Sterling?"
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"Oh, she's pretty good."
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"I mean, the girls are so busy with school"
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"and their new job that we barely see them."
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"Bet you're taking advantage of all that alone time."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Well, you know, we do our best. [CHUCKLES]"
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"[LYNN CHUCKLES]"
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"Debbie, these glasses are gorgeous."
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"Thank you. Um, just William Sonoma."
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"- Hm. - Oh, Lord."
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"We don't need any more glasses."
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"Do you have any idea how many glasses we have in our cabinet?"
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"We've had glasses from our wedding"
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"that have probably never touched"
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"- a person's lips. - Yeah."
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"I wasn't implying that I wanted new glasses,"
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"I was just giving a compliment."
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"See, that's when you say something nice to someone."
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"Anyone?"
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"That's new."
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"You know, I don't think I've ever heard about your wedding."
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"I'm sure it was gorgeous, knowing your taste, Lynn."
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"Too bad I didn't get to plan it."
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"[FORCED CHUCKLE] No, that honor was literally wrestled away from me"
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"by my dearest mother-in-law."
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"[ANDERSON] Literally wrestled?"
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"[SNICKERS] I've got to hear that story."
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"Well, my mama is the epitome of decorum."
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"[CHUCKLES] Yeah, nothing says decorum"
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"like SPAM served at a reception."
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"- It was corned beef hash. - It was pig slop."
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"Yeah, you know what they say about mothers-in-law, right?"
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""Better a knife in the back,"
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"so at least you don't have to see them when you die.""
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"Mother's not that bad."
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"- Didn't say she was. - You implied it."
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"Maybe I did."
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"All right, uhhhh..."
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"Uhhhh..."
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"Or maybe... maybe I should get the loaded grilled cheese?"
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"- What do you think? - Tomatoes, bacon and three cheeses?"
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"That's all you."
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"Bring it all."
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"Chips and salsa, the grilled cheese,"
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"the jalapeño poppers, and the swiss mushroom burger"
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"with extra fries and a side of ranch."
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"Thank you so much, Elizabeth."
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"That is a ton of food."
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"No. Okay, a little bit, but we'll have a smorgasbord."
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"- A smorgasbord? - Yep."
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"I don't... I've never heard anyone say that in real life."
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"It's Swedish for "food-in-mouth adventure.""
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"- O... Okay. - [FORCED CHUCKLE]"
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"Oh, my God, you know what I just realized?"
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"I forgot to tell her how I like my burger cooked."
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"- I'll find her. - Oh, no, no."
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"You know what I've got to go talk to the chef directly."
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"I don't trust words to describe my preferred meat temperature."
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"It's weird. I have reference photos."
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"Be right back."
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"- [CELL PHONE BUZZES] - [GASPS]"
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"Hey. Sorry, the lock-in meeting ran late."
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"Uh, I'm leaving now."
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"You haven't even left yet?"
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"Oh, my God, get in that Volt and drive it like you stole it."
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"But carefully. Precious cargo."
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"Just hurry!"
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"♪ Well, she's so ♪"
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"♪ Tou-ou-Ou-ou-Ou-Ou-ou-ough ♪"
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"♪ That's why I love her ♪"
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"♪ So tough ♪"
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"- ♪ Ah-hah ♪ - ♪ Mmm, baby ♪"
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"♪ Ah-hah ♪"
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"- ♪ Whoo hoo hoo ♪ - ♪ Ah-hah ♪"
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"Yeah, all right. She's here now, so we can..."
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"- [HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING] - That was a hell of a piss."
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"You've been gone 20 minutes."
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"Hey."
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"This isn't really about me peeing. We both know that, buddy."
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"This is about..."
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"This is about you and Yolanda."
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"- How in the he... ? - Yep. Hey!"
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"I really think that you are selling yourself short."
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"- What are you afraid of, Bowser? - I'm not afraid of anything."
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"- Oh. - Okay?"
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"- Okay. - I'm being respectful."
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"We're friends and colleagues."
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"Wow. Well, you know who else started out as colleagues?"
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"- Michelle and Barack. - Oh."
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"Can you imagine if they had stopped there?"
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"You owe it to your country to see it through."
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"You all right? You look a little sweaty."
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