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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - From Basic to Telenovela (S01E01)

"Mm. And you can't tell Blair."
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"She's my sister."
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"You know how word spreads."
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"If one person knows, everyone knows."
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"This has to be kept a secret."
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"Unless... you don't want to do this anymore."
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"I do, very much."
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"Good."
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"Me, too."
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"[BLAIR] How could you keep this from me?"
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"When did you first taste this flavor profile?"
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"Um, like, a week ago."
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"Last week?"
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"We implemented a 24-hour turnaround rule"
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"on sharing information for a reason, Sterl."
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"I thought that was just for, like, major events."
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"If the discovery of a new and delicious topping combination"
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"isn't a major event, then I don't know what is."
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"- You're right, I'm sorry. - Once again,"
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"I wade through the mind-numbing, teen-themed vortex."
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"Yogurt toppings aren't teen-themed."
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"Yeah, they are all ages."
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"I wade through the all-ages vortex"
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"to bring your attention to our skip."
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"Oh."
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"Adam Johanneson. Also known as "Fren-Z.""
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I know him. He's the dude who's ripped off,"
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"like, every major song hook for the past decade."
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"Yeah, well, this Vanilla Ice"
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"is also guilty of trafficking heavy loads of drugs."
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"Got Yolanda out 150K."
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"Aw. Your eyes turn into little hearts when you say her name."
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"- Please, stop it. - Yeah, Bowsy."
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"You and Yolanda's name should get a room."
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"- Uh-uh. - Now that's Michelle's gone, you could..."
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"That's not why she left."
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"I made a decision for myself"
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"to close that chapter of my life."
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"You pruned the roses so that new blooms could grow."
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"No."
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"Y'all are trippin'."
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"Yolanda and I are just keeping things professional,"
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"and this is the most professional it's ever been."
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"She's never thrown me a big case like this before."
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"We've got a good track record going right now."
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"Okay? Let's try not to screw it up."
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"You hear me?"
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"All right."
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"This guy's job says..."
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""EDM DJ"?"
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"All those letters supposed to mean something?"
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"Yeah, you know, EDM."
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"You know, like:"
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"♪ Everybody whoo ♪"
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"♪ Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo ♪"
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"♪ Bed squeak, bed squeak, bed squeak ♪ ♪ Horn! ♪"
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"♪ Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa ♪"
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"♪ Call nine-one-one! ♪"
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"That didn't help."
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"Yeah, EDM, it stands for Electronic Dance "Music,""
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"although I don't know if it can actually be considered music,"
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"seeing as it's just pressing buttons, uh..."
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"I'm genuinely asking."
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"Huh."
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"God, you're deep."
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"I don't say this enough."
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"I am so grateful to have you in my life."
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"Oh."
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"A person who makes me ponder and grow."
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"Oh, Blair, I'm so grateful for you, too!"
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"Hey, you know what I'd be grateful for?"
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"Yolanda?"
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"Someone to sweep up this mess of jimmies on the floor here"
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"while I figure out how we gonna catch this ripoff artist."
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"See that there?"
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"That's a broom."
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"Wow."
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"- Winner, winner, chicken dinner. - I didn't..."
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"- Clean up the jimmies. - I didn't do that."
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"Oh, my gosh, look at that."
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"You're so much closer to the broom."
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"Thanks, Sterl. You're the best."
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"[SPEAKING SPANISH] We're a few days away from your big exam."
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"Let's switch up partners"
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"and see what discoveries await."
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"- Blair. - Yes."
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"Please agree to be my partner before Brenda"
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"with the not-so-great breath turns my way."
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"Ooh."
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"Okay, I will totally save you from that."
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"Hey, I just partnered with Luke"
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"because of Brenda and her bad breath."
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"[CHUCKLES] Partners again."
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"[MOCK GROAN] You? Really?"
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"[GROANS]"
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"Do you want to start the conversation or should I?"
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"Well, knowing you, I'm sure you're dying to go first,"
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"so go ahead."
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"It's so hot in Mexico this time of year."
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"Would you like to join me for an evening swim?"
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"- Oh. - [BOTH GIGGLE]"
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"[LUKE] I miss your family."
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"My home and parents."
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"- It's not great. - Yes."
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"How is Chloe?"
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"She still has many worms."
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"That is so Chloe."
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"[BLAIR CHUCKLES]"
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"[PRONOUNCING SPANISH WORDS]"
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"Hey! Psst!"
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"I think she's good."
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"[BLAIR] Is your tongue okay?"
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"What? Yeah, what?"
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"That thing just now with April."
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"What was she, like, training you"
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"for the Olympics of speaking Spanish?"
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"It's fine. She can't help herself."
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"Please stop not saying bad things about April."
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