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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - From Basic to Telenovela (S01E01)

"No, have you? Hmm."
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"- It's good to see you, Bud. - Yeah, Anderson, it is."
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"Yeah, we've really missed y'all. [CHUCKLES]"
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"They're always so great together,"
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"- aren't they, hon? - Mm-hm."
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"Yeah. What's your antidepressant? Maybe I should switch."
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"[BOTH CHUCKLE]"
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"No. No magic pill here,"
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"just good old-fashioned communication."
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"- Right, honey? - Yeah."
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"Well, we would love to have y'all over for dinner soon."
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"I really miss our double dates."
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"Oh, we'd love to."
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"How about tomorrow night?"
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"Sure. Like, in between..."
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"- [CLEARS THROAT] I'm not finished... - Good. That's great."
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"[BEEPING]"
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"Maybe it's for our college fund"
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"and she mistrusts banks?"
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"Hey!"
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"You said you'd wait for me so we could eat together."
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"Yeah, well, you're a little unreliable."
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"See, if I waited on you to eat"
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"or stop talking about your mom,"
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"I'd probably starve. To death."
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"- [BEEPING] - [SCOFFS]"
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"Be more nice."
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"Be more reliable. Focus on us."
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"You're right."
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"My metalworks teacher has someone coming from MODA tomorrow,"
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"I guess they have some kind of ongoing installation at the Museum,"
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"and Mr. Philpott thinks my sculpture has a shot at it."
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"Hey, that's all kinds of amazing!"
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"Mm-hm."
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"- What shirt are you wearing? - Oh, this one."
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"Is it new?"
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"No."
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"Okay, well, I don't think I've ever seen it before."
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"I can't imagine what it feels like or smells like."
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"Yeah, well, you'd know if you weren't so damn busy."
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"You've worked every night this week."
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"That yogurt gig is seriously sidelinin' my game."
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"I promise that I will make it up to you tomorrow night."
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"It's going to be so great."
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"Probably the greatest date of all time,"
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"if I had to guess."
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"Just promise you won't flake."
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"I swear on Sterling's grave."
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"But she's still alive."
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"Yeah, but she's, like, the purest person that I know,"
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"so it holds a lot of weight even in the abstract."
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"I gotta go."
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"Hey, wear that shirt tomorrow"
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"and don't wash it before, so it has double your smell."
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"All right, well, it works for me."
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"Bye, Blair Bear."
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"Bye, Miles Miles."
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"- ["GOOD TIME BEING A WOMAN" PLAYING] - [VIDEO GAME BLEEPS]"
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"♪ We can go out drink with the boys ♪"
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"♪ Put 'em all under the table ♪"
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"♪ We can roll up convertible toy ♪"
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"♪ All dolled up ready and able ♪"
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"♪ To do what we want ♪"
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"♪ Say I do it for me ♪"
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"♪ They say they know just what we want ♪"
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"♪ But only we know what we need ♪"
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"Did you... tell anyone?"
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"Blair thinks I'm helping Josie Wentz with her anatomy homework."
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"Which I did, for ten painful minutes."
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"She writes her letters from the bottom up."
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"She also crosses her sevens like an "F"."
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"That girl will be lucky to get into Alabama."
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"I don't think we should even joke about something like that."
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"I meant, though..."
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"did you tell anyone... about us?"
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"That we're..."
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"gay?"
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"We are?"
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"I am."
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"How do you know, um, like, for sure?"
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"In second grade, Adele Meisner told me she was moving to Arizona."
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"I ugly cried and swore that I was"
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"going to run away from home and track her down."
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"Then her mom called my mom"
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"because Adele felt..."
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"threatened."
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"I was pretty intense back then."
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"Yeah, I mean, you're super chill now, so..."
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"I..."
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"But I get it. You were sad your friend was leaving."
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"There have been a lot of Adeles over the years."
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"I crush hard on girls..."
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"and only girls."
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"It's a fait accompli."
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"Have you ever acted on it before us?"
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"You're the first."
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"And, in case you're wondering,"
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"no, I do not believe that God is going to smite me"
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"for being a lesbian."
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"He made me, along with narwhals and those tiny blue poison frogs,"
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"so clearly he has a master plan."
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"I don't think I'm ready to fully label myself one way or another."
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"I like girls and I like boys, too,"
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"but I don't like-like anybody right now..."
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"except you."
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"When I think about you, which is, like..."
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"all the time, I get dizzy and my maxilla goes numb. [CHUCKLES]"
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"Right here?"
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"And do your..."
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"patellas quiver?"
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"I'm surprised I'm still standing."
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"Are you guys done yet?"
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"This is my lucky lane"
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"and I'm only 5,000 points away from winning the giant poop emoji."
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"Dream big."
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"Come on."
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"[LASER BLASTS]"
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"This doesn't change who we are at school."
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"We can't let on that we're anything but sworn enemies."
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"- I never hated anyone more. - [CHUCKLES]"
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