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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Fundraiser/Baspana Towlawal (S01E01)

"Okay, now just me."
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"[band playing "The Star-Spangled Banner"]"
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"♪"
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"Post the colors."
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"Riley, Al, I want you to meet some of our major donors."
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"Mitch's family owns Culpepper and Sons down at the mall."
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"Your great-grandson is a terrific salesman."
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"He guessed my jacket size just by looking at me."
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"Boys medium?"
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"Amazing."
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"Thank you for your service."
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"You're welcome."
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"And this is Ted Begley."
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"Ted owns the Chevy dealership out on Route 23."
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"Any time you need a car, come on down."
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"Uh, promo code is "American Hero.""
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"Hmm."
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"I'm a big fan of the 1997 Toyota Corolla."
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"Preferably with a radio."
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"Uh, Riley, I'm curious,"
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"what is your go-to sidearm?"
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"The one they gave us.[laughs]"
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"Ooh, I'll bet you saw a lot of action, huh?"
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"Nah, it was, uh, months of boredom"
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"punctuated with the worst days of my life."
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"Oh."
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"Excuse me. I'm gonna hit the head."
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"For a brave man, he has a very nervous bladder."
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"So, tell me more about your Corollas."
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"[laughter]So there we are,"
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"in the dead of night, cut off from our unit,"
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"trying to make our way back"
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"through Taliban-controlled territory."
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"Did you throw a grenade?"
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"I will get there, Mr. Ted."
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"Anyway, we have to be very quiet."
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"One peep out of us, we are dead men."
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"And this new recruit tells me he has to go to the bathroom."
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"[soft laughter]So, I send him"
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"behind a bush, where he makes so much noise,"
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"he might as well have shot off a flare.[laughter]"
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"Okay, but w-- So then, you threw a grenade."
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"Well, I suppose you could say, Mr. Ted,"
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"the new guy dropped a grenade."
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"[laughter]"
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"So, Riley, I hear that you were quite the hero"
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"over there in Iraq."
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"It was over there in Afghanistan."
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"I wasn't a hero."
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"But otherwise you heard right."
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"Hello, can I have everybody's attention?"
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"We're gonna start the slideshow. Lizzie, you ready?"
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"Oh, boy, I hope so."
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"Fire it up."
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"Okay, um, hang on."
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"[orchestral music plays]"
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"Hey, it worked."
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"♪"
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"♪"
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"[panting]"
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"Hey. Where you going?"
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"I'm just grabbing some air."
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"You're gonna make your speech, right?"
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"I don't know. This was a bad idea."
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"Riley."
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"I'm just so damn proud of you, son. I wish you..."
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"I know, Dad."
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"♪"
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"[whispers]: Hey, Al. How long can you make your speech?"
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"Very long. Why?"
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"I think we lost Riley."
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"Where'd he go?"
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"I don't know."
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"[sighs] I might."
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"Stay here, I'll be right back."
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"I want to come with you.No."
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"I need you to record Uncle Al's speech"
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"so that Dad can watch it later."
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"That's the mission. Can you handle it?"
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"Yes, ma'am.Okay."
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"[exhales]"
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"I guess you were right."
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"I wish I wasn't."
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"[vocalizing]"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm warming up my instrument."
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"[continues vocalizing]"
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"Oh, great."
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"Mind if I join you?"
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"How'd you know? Hmm."
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"You have three spots you go to when you're freaking out."
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"And the strip club burned down."
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"Now I'm freaking out about two things."
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"Hydrate."
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"Aspirin."
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"One bacon cheeseburger, extra greasy."
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"Aw. You're the best almost ex-wife ever."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Um, you gonna try to guilt me into going back?"
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"Nope."
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"You gonna tell me I need to get checked out at the V.A.?"
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"[laughs softly] Nope."
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"Then what do you want?"
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"I want my daughter's father to be okay."
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"So..."
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"So I'm just gonna sit here with you for a while."
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