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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Fundraiser/Baspana Towlawal (S01E01)

"I've learned to live with it."
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"Right."
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"Anyway, just tell her to call me."
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"Of course."
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"But if there's anything I can do..."
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"You want me to donate some money?"
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"Wait, hold on, let me see what I..."
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"Whoa-ho, 20, five..."
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"tw-twenty-seven."
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"Look what I did."
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"Made it weird again."
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"Oh, there you are.What's up?"
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"I was hoping you could help me with--"
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"Oh, is that Riley when he was a little boy?"
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"Yeah. Aw!"
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"Who's the little boy next to him?"
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"Me."
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"Oh. Yeah."
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"That's what happens when your dad cuts your hair"
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"because barbers are a rip-off."
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"Well, you were very handsome."
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"Gee, thanks."
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"I bought a book on how to give speeches."
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"And I do not understand this."
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""Hello, ladies and germs.""
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"Is that a joke?"
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"Or is that serious?"
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"Is there a third choice?"
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"Going for a run. I'll be back in a bit."
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"Riley, have you written your speech?"
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"No, I'm just gonna wing it."
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"I can help you with jokes."
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"[sighs]"
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"I do not understand why he is getting"
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"so worked up about this fundraiser."
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"He just doesn't like being the center of attention."
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"But he has always been so proud of being a Marine."
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"And he still is."
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"[sighs]"
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"I don't know."
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"He is very different from what I remember."
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"Join the club."
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"So what happened?"
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"You tell me."
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"You were with him over there."
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"But he was with you over here."
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"This is where he changed."
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"In Afghanistan, he was capable and sure of himself."
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"His men loved him."
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"They would have followed him anywhere."
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"But now..."
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"now he just seems lost."
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"He sure does."
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"I hope he has not been bewitched."
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"I'm sorry, what?"
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"It would explain a lot."
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"You know, it would."
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"Espand e balla band."
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"Chashmi heach, chashmi khaish."
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"Chashmi dost wa dooshmani bad andish..."
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"Don't make me ask."
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"I'm burning espand seeds to ward off the evil eye."
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"Gosh, will you knock it off?"
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"I think you know the answer to that."
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"I got to get my uniform together,"
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"I got to get my hair cut for this thing."
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"Lay off me, man."
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"No, I will lay on you, man."
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"Until you change your attitude."
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"I said I'm going."
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"What do you want me to do, skip there twirling a baton?"
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"Don't you remember Ahmad, Bilal, Ali?"
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"They are waiting for their visas."
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"Their lives are still in danger."
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"And you are acting like helping them is an annoyance."
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"You know if I could go to Afghanistan"
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"and bring them back, I would."
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"But you can't. All you can do is go to the fundraiser..."
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"I said I'm going!"
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"Don't yell at me!"
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"We are on the same side!"
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"Where are you going? We're talking."
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"I need more espand seeds."
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"I don't have an evil eye!"
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"Yes, you do."
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"[smoke alarm beeping]"
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"See?"
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"Riley getting ready?"
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"Hey, I'm only in charge of the slideshow."
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"And it's gonna work?"
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"It should, it absolutely should."
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"Huh? What do you think?"
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"Family and friends discount from Culpepper and Sons."
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"Wow, you look great!"
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"Well, thank you."
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"Just don't be surprised"
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"if someone asks you to park their car."
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"Oh!"
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"Wow."
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"This is in, like, those movies"
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"when the ugly girl becomes beautiful."
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"All right."
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"That's the only one you get."
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"Hey, Hazelnut."
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"Hey, sunshine."
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"Hey, Grampy.Look at you in a dress."
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"I don't want to talk about it."
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"You clean up nice."
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"I don't want to talk about it."
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"Sorry about Freddy the other day."
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"I heard he was a little extra."
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"No, no, he means well."
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"He's not coming, is he?No."
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"But he's all dressed up and just a phone call away."
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"Uh, Mom, get a picture of me and Dad."
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"BOTH: Oorah!"
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"And now one with me."
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"And now with Mr. Art."
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"All right, that's enough."
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"Wait, we need Lizzie."
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