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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Fundraiser/Baspana Towlawal (S01E01)

"♪ Oh!"
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"Just got off the horn with the Columbus Dispatch."
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"Get this, they're sending a guy to take pictures."
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"Mr. Art, are you serious?"
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"Do not say it if it's not true."
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"It's true."
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"I did not seek fame, but it seems to have found me."
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"[scoffs]Oh, I'm going to need a jacket and tie."
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"Not a problem."
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"Mitch Culpepper's great-grandson owns"
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"a men's clothing store. He'll hook you up."
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"How old is Mitch?"
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"101, tank commander.Mm."
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"Helped drive Rommel out of Africa."
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"Mm."
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"He must have amazing stories."
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"And you will hear all of them."
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"Hey, Art. Patterson!"
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"Awalmir, this is Gunnery Sergeant Lisa Patterson."
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"USMC. Retired."
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"20's plenty, right? [laughs][mutters]"
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"You remember my son?Good to see you, Sergeant."
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"Gunny."
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"We really appreciate you guys doing this."
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"No, it is us who appreciate you."
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"Boy, you're adorable."
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"So here's the rundown-- uh..."
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"bar opens at 1700 hours, buffet at 1730."
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"Then there will be a slideshow presentation,"
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"after which you'll both say"
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"a few words. And I do mean "a few.""
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"At this point in the evening, it is bedtime"
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"for the Greatest Generation."
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"Whoa, now we're making speeches?"
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"Ah, I should go second."
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"Riley can't follow me."
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"Sergeant, we didn't ask you here just to look pretty."
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"Don't get me wrong though."
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"You arepretty."
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"I can say that 'cause"
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"you're not exactly my type."
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"I like women."
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"Come on, son, everybody wants to hear from you."
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"And try to keep your message optimistic."
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"Optimistic?"
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"Translators are getting killed almost every day."
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"Maybe don't open with that."
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"All right, well..."
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"I'll do the best I can."
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""I'll do the best I can.""
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"I think that's the motto for the Coast Guard, Art."
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"[both laugh]"
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"♪ If I had a hammer"
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"[glass shattering]"
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"♪ I'd hammer in the morning."
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"Whatcha doing?"
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"Making art. Oh."
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"For a minute there, I thought you were"
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"breaking beer bottles with a hammer."
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"I'm working on a mixed-media mosaic."
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"Ah."
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"Why?"
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"What do you want, Dad?"
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"I need to ask a favor."
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"I'm listening."
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"I was hoping you could put together a slideshow"
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"about your brother."
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"Maybe include some pictures of him and Al in there."
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"For the Veteran's Post thing?Yeah."
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"You sure about this? Riley hates that kind of stuff."
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"Nah, he says he does, but once he gets up there"
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"onstage and he feels"
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"all that love and gratitude."
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"He needs this."
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"I sure never got an attaboy when I came back from Grenada."
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"'Cause no one knew you went or what it was."
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"That was a turning point in the Cold War."
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"It was more like the beach volleyball scene from Top Gun."
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"Come on, help me out here, will ya?"
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"Y-Your brother's stuck."
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"And we need to unstick him."
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"You in or you out?"
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"I'm in."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, can I try?"
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"Oh, sure.Yeah."
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"Just, you know..."
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"[glass shattering]"
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"Yeah! I get it."
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"I'm gonna say goodbye to you out here, honey."
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"Don't you want to come in and say hi to Mom's new boyfriend?"
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"[scoffs]All right, don't be a wise guy."
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"Give me a kiss."
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"Hey, Hazel!"
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"Hey, Riley. Good to see you."
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"Hi, Freddy."
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"Is this weird? It's weird, right?"
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"It feels weird."
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"Yeah, trust that feeling, bro."
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"Want to come in? I'm making breakfast. Mm."
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"Or as you military folks call it, "chow.""
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"No, thanks."
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"Is Vanessa around? I need to talk to her for a sec."
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"She'll be right back."
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"But you're welcome to talk"
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"to some homemade chorizo."
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"I make my own sausages."
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"It's kind of a hobby."
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"Just tell her to call me, okay?"
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"We got to switch weekends."
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"My dad's being honored at the OVP."
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"Oh, that's amazing."
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"Congratulations, dude."
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"You can't come."
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"Hazel, don't be rude."
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"But, yeah, you can't come."
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"Understood."
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"You know, I would've joined up, but I had some medical issues."
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"Deviated septum. When the weather's dry,"
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"I get nosebleeds."
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