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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Fundraiser/Baspana Towlawal (S01E01)

"[exhales]"
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"Mmm."
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"You want a bite?"
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"Not for a million dollars."
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"Before we get to the main event,"
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"how about another big hand for Lizzie Dugan"
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"for putting together that slideshow."
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"[laughs] It's so sad how good this feels."
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"And before we introduce tonight's honorees,"
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"I would like to take a moment to thank my beautiful wife."
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"Crystal, come on. Come on, stand up."
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"Take a bow. [chuckles][applause]"
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"I had to keep her"
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"on the down-low until 2011."
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"So now it's, "You don't ask, I do tell.""
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"'Cause I tell everybody. I mean, come on."
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"Look at her. Come on."
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"Anyhoo."
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"It is my pleasure to introduce an exceptional man"
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"who fought alongside our men and women,"
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"Mr. Awalmir Karimi."
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"[applause]"
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"Whoo! Go get 'em, Uncle Al."
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"Thank you, Gunny.Keep it clean."
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"[clears throat]"
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"Hello. Uh, good evening."
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"Thank you for this wonderful honor."
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"I read a book on giving speeches, and it suggested"
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"opening with a joke."
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"Oh, boy."
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"But I'm not going to."
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"Because there is nothing funny about"
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"the 17,000 Afghan interpreters still waiting for visas"
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"which were promised to them."
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"When we decided to join the U.S. forces,"
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"we were not only risking our lives,"
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"we were putting the lives of our families in danger."
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"We were the eyes and ears of American troops."
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"And that is what the Taliban called us, "the eyes.""
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"On missions, I would hear them over the radio say,"
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""Shoot the eyes first.""
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"And a lot of times they did."
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"But not me."
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"My friend Riley saved my life on three separate occasions."
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"Twice from gunfire,"
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"once from red tape."
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"He got my visa application out"
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"from whatever pile it was buried under"
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"and brought me to America."
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"And I know he doesn't like to be called a hero,"
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"but the interpreters who don't have a friend like him..."
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"...are probably not going to make it here."
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"So, if he won't let me call him a hero..."
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"...I will call him my brother."
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"And now, if you will allow me, a song."
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"Lizzie, if you please?"
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"["It's Not Unusual" playing]"
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"♪ It's not unusual"
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"♪ To be loved by anyone"
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"♪ It's not unusual"
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"♪ To have fun with anyone..."
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"♪ If I ever find that you've changed at any time ♪"
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"♪ It's not unusual to find out"
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"♪ I'm in love with you"
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"♪ Whoa, whoa!"
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"Thank you, ladies and germs![applause]"
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"Good night.[microphone feedback]"
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"Whoo!"
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"[mouths]"
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"Apparently, you weren't missed."
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"[both laugh]"
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"Captioning sponsored by CBS"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org"
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"Come on."
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"Dude, she's kicking your butt."
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"I'm letting her win."
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"We all know that's a lie."
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"Hazel!"
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"You should not..."
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"I am older than you and deserve..."
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"Never mind, I'll tell you later."
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"Done.Whoo! That's my girl."
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"You have earned yourself"
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"some breakfast ice cream."
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"Al, you got three more to go."
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"And then I get ice cream?"
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"Ice cream's for winners."
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"There's no participation ice cream."
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"Hey, guys, I got something I want to run by you."
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"You okay?"
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"Maybe one day."
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"You know how my Ohio Veteran's Post"
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"does a fundraiser every year?"
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"This year they want to honor you guys."
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"Ah, I hate those dog and pony shows."
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"Oh, it's not like that. You just shake some hands,"
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"you take some pictures, you open some wallets--"
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"Okay, it's a little like that."
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"But it's for a good cause."
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"I love good causes."
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"They do so much good."
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"And the money we raise is gonna help men like Al"
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"who are still waiting for their visas."
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"Mashallah."
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"Fine."
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"As long as we keep the focus on that."
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"I really don't want to be a poster boy."
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"Great! Hazel,"
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"want me to make you some breakfast?"
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"Dad promised me ice cream."
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"How about scrambled eggs in a cone?"
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"Riley jaan,"
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"why are you not more excited?"
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"This is a wonderful honor."
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"Nah, don't get your hopes up-- it's chicken fingers,"
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"a slideshow and a bunch of really old guys"
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"telling stories about World War II."
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"Oh, stop selling."
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"You had me at chicken fingers."
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"♪"
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