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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Dog/Spai (S01E01)

"S... I'm so sorry."
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"I haven't been on a date in probably 30 years."
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"You're doing great."
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"Thanks.Mm."
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"[couch squeaks]Not me."
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"No, it's the damn couch."
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"[couch squeaks]Oh."
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"I wish I could just dump it on my ex's front lawn."
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"Well, I got a truck out front. We can do that."
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"Could you imagine?"
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"Hang on. Oh, yeah."
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"Let's do it."
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"Why did I think dating is hard?"
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"This is terrific!"
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"How's it going?"
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"Awesome. Even though everybody's mad at me for being a great dad."
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"It must be so hard to be you."
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"Hey, Vanessa just doesn't get it."
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"I basically missed out on six years of Hazel growing up."
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"I'm just making up for lost time."
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"This is where you're supposed to agree with me."
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"I really want to."
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"But?"
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"Those six years were not easy for Vanessa."
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"Being a single mom was really tough.Oh, come on."
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"Hazel was the cutest, happiest baby ever."
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"I mean, all the videos I got,"
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"she was always laughing and cooing."
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"Those were curated, you ding-dong."
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"What?"
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"They were baby recruitment videos."
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"Nobody sends screaming baby videos"
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"to their husbands overseas, because they'd never come home."
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"[sighs]"
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"I never really thought about it."
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"Well, start thinking."
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"Vanessa worked 12 hours a day,"
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"picked the baby up from her mom's, got her to bed,"
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"then put makeup on before she went to sleep"
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"just in case you Skyped her in the middle of the night."
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"Well, she didn't have to do that."
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"Of course she didn't. She wanted to."
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"Look, she'll never know what you went through,"
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"and you'll never know what she went through."
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"But when it comes to Hazel, you should listen to her."
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"She put in the time."
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"I am right about the dog, though."
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"Sure."
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"That's all I wanted to hear.Yeah."
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"I can't believe we're doing this."
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"I know. It's awesome.This is good, right here."
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"Yeah, ease it down.Yeah, I'll put it down."
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"[laughs]"
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"[couch squeaks]Ah!"
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"[couch squeaks]"
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"[couch squeaking]"
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"[laughs quietly]Ah."
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"[laughs]"
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"Thank you, Art."
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"This is really fun."
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"Yeah, it's been fun."
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"Ah. I'm kicking myself we didn't stop"
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"for eggs and toilet paper."
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"[both laugh]"
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"[sighs]"
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"He's home. Run!"
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"Aah! [mutters]"
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"Morning."
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"Good morning."
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"Something smells good."
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"Yes, it is my heartfelt gratitude"
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"in the form of coffee and breakfast. Please."
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"You didn't have to do that.Oh, yes, I did."
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"I believe it's important to contribute in the home"
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"whether I stay one night or seven nights"
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"or however long dogs live.[laughs]"
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"Al, I think you might be overreacting about that dog."
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"Whoa. He can tell us we're overreacting,"
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"but I don't think it's cool for us to say that to him."
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"New world, Babe. #MeToo."
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"I don't think I'm overreacting at all."
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"That dog has his own home. I live in a garage."
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"Awalmir. Did I say that right?"
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"Yes.Good, I practiced."
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"Awalmir,"
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"you're our honored guest.Hmm."
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"And I respect your point of view, but"
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"maybe in this matter you're... not right."
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"Are you saying I'm wrong?"
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"Those are your words."
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"Uh, what I'm trying to say is"
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"that dog might be really good for Hazel."
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"Why?Well,"
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"to answer that, I have to tell a story."
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"Ugh."
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"When I was a little boy, I didn't have many friends."
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"If it wasn't for my dog, I would have been very lonely."
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"Uh, Hazel's not lonely."
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"At one time or another, all kids are lonely."
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"I wasn't. But, then again,"
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"I did share a bedroom with four cousins."
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"Hazel doesn't show it,"
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"but our breakup was really tough on her."
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"It's one of the reasons she's hard on Riley."
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"Why are you saying that?"
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"That's a great question."
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"I'm gonna do some thinking."
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"Look, just 'cause I tell you something about Riley"
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"doesn't mean you can just go blab it to his best friend."
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"Well, I was trying to build bridges, babe."
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"Hey, don't call me babe. It's so condescending."
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"Sorry.[scoffs]"
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"Low blood sugar.[fork clinks loudly on plate]"
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"You know what? I think it's time for you to go home."
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"It feels like you're looking at me."
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"Sit."
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"Good boy.[door opens]"
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"Good boy. Good Sarge. Good Sarge."
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"I'm back."
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"You left?"
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