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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - He Said, She Shed (S09E09)

"My son was being tested as an athlete,"
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"but I was being tested as a father."
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"What I said then would help shape the man Joe would become."
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"Nerves are for losers."
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"What you're feeling is excitement"
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"because for the first time in your life"
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"you're doing something that actually matters."
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"These other kids... they want you to choke"
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"because you're king of the mountain,"
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"and they're climbing to reach you."
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"You've got to be ready to step on their fingers."
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"That sounds mean."
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"They would do the same thing to you."
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"Now, get out there and take what is ours."
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"And have fun."
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"Huh. That's new."
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"She's right behind me. She knows about the letter."
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"What are we gonna do? We have to think of an excuse."
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"We don't have time!"
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"Huh. Guess she hit a light."
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"All right. Well, let's think this through."
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"Oh."
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"Really, Phil?! You just turned and ran?"
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"Sweetheart, I..."
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"- I... - Don't you run again."
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"Okay."
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"I have one question. Why?"
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"It's complicated."
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"How is it complicated?"
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"You printed fake stationery and forged a letter"
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"so you could have a stupid batting cage."
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"- It's not his fault. - Luke..."
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"I'm gonna tell her."
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"- He got scared. - What?"
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"He thought you would like being out there alone in your shed so much"
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"you'd stop wanting to spend time with him."
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"Come on."
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"He was worried maybe you'd start sleeping out there."
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"Pretty soon it's where you and your friends go to drink"
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"and complain about your husbands."
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"Oh, I don't need a shed for that."
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"- We... We do it on a group text. - Huh?"
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"Honey, I didn't know that's how you felt."
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"Why didn't you say something?"
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"I guess I'm not comfortable being vulnerable..."
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"...except... except with Luke."
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"The whole reason I wanted to get that shed"
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"was to give myself a place to calm down"
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"and spare you some of my insanity."
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"If anything, I... I thought it would help our relationship."
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"Sweetheart."
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"- He accepts your apology. - I got it from here, buddy. Mm."
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"We got our batting cage... sort of."
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"Ugh!"
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"Hey, Mom, think we can get in there any time soon?"
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"Not after the day I've had!"
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"Come on, buddy. Let's try again tomorrow."
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"Come on."
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"Yeah!"
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"Here you go."
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"What is this?! I need a putter!"
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"Take it easy. You're only down by one stroke."
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"Don't remind me!"
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"He's fine, everybody. He's fine."
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"Good luck, Joe."
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"Gloria? I-I guess you're here to pull Joey out of the tournament."
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"No, no. I came to cheer him on."
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"No, but I thought about what you were saying,"
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"and even though you weren't right, I'm gonna let you have this one."
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"You can do this, baby."
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"I'm trying to concentrate!"
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"What is that all about?"
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"I don't know, Gloria. You seem to make him tense."
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"- Uh, and there's this other thing. - I knew it!"
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"You were in my eyeline!"
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"No. Wait. Joe, come here!"
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"- I'm going to step on your fingers! - Joe, come back here!"
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"- I'm the king of the mountain! - Give me the club!"
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"Give me the club. Give me the club!"
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"Why?!"
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"Not again."
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"You're gonna love hockey."
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"- Okay. - You know what?"
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"If people back home knew I was in a therapist's office,"
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"it would be all over the "Rumors and Ramblins" section"
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"of the Grasshopper Gazette."
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""Liberal Left Coast Breaks Local Hero." What are you typing?"
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"Exactly what you just said,"
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"but don't worry, it's for my therapy, not yours."
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"You know what? This is your therapy,"
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"and I don't want to be here."
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"Cam, come on. You need this."
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"Just give it a shot. Come on!"
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"Hello, Mitchell."
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"Hi, Dr. Green."
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"Thank you so much for making the time to see us."
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"- Okay, what's that voice? - Hmm?"
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"Are you tamping down your crazy to impress your therapist"
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"like you do when you clean up before the housekeeper comes?"
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"I appreciate what you're saying,"
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"I hear you, and I'm gonna give it some thought."
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"What the hell? Can we move into this place?"
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"- You must be Cameron. - Yes."
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"So nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you..."
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"Da-ba-mnh-mnh. Unh-unh."
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"Mitchell, how do you feel about how you're behaving right now?"
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"I don't love it. Can I... Can I restart?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Okay."
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"A-All right. Um, you know what?"
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"This... This... I don't want to be here."
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"This just isn't me."
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"The art on the wall is weird. The candy bowl feels like a test, uh..."
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"You know what? I'm gonna have, uh, just one."
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"Nope. I'm gonna have all of them."
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"Nope. I'm just gonna leave."
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"Cam, the first step is the hardest, but it's worth it."
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"It takes time to work through family issues."
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"Yeah, she's right. Some people spend their whole lives"
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"trying to resolve these things."
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"What would I... What would I even say to her?"
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