Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Modern Family (2009) - He Said, She Shed (S09E09)

"It got better. It got better."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hey, Cam. H-How you feeling? - Hi."
Modern Family (2009)
"If you need some time to process that stuff about your dad, y-you sh..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, no. I'm fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"Unlike the chlorine in Melanie's hair"
Modern Family (2009)
"that won't do any permanent damage."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hey! - I'm working here, sweetie."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hi, girls. I'm Lily's cool Aunt Pam."
Modern Family (2009)
"I brought lighters for everyone."
Modern Family (2009)
"Please be nice."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right. We are done. What do you think?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I wanted to look like Selena Gomez."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, well, I wanted a daddy that would respect his wedding vows,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but we can't all get what we want. Dream smaller. There you go."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, okay. See, it's stuff like that"
Modern Family (2009)
"that makes me think that you're not okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mitchell, it's just a joke. It's barbershop sass."
Modern Family (2009)
"They love it when I go there."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, Violet, get your fancy can in the chair. You're up."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hi. So, what are we doing today?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- I was thinking of an updo. - I like a high pony for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"- There we go. - Ow."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, so, Vi, I've seen your mom at Parent Night."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know what? I've never seen your dad."
Modern Family (2009)
"- He works late a lot. - Well, I hope that's true, sweetie."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Why wouldn't it be? - I don't know. Sometimes fathers lie."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's better for you to find out now than when you're a 40-year-old man."
Modern Family (2009)
"40? Okay, speaking of fathers lying. Can I talk to you for a second?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Cam, move away, move away. - Hmm?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Cam... Cam, clearly you're not okay. - Okay, you know what?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I thought... I thought I could tamp it down, put it in a room,"
Modern Family (2009)
"seal it shut just like we did Grandpa when he got rabid."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, listen, I-I may have checked with my therapist"
Modern Family (2009)
"on the off chance that you would want to talk to someone."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, sir. If I open that door, there's no telling what we'll find."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know what? I... You know I cry inexplicably"
Modern Family (2009)
"when I hear "Smooth Operator.""
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't want to know what that's about."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, hey, just... just give it a shot."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, she's the best, and if..."
Modern Family (2009)
"if it makes you uncomfortable, we can leave, all right?"
Modern Family (2009)
"She... She has an opening this afternoon."
Modern Family (2009)
"What if the party's still going on?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Your sister's here. They'll be fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, truth."
Modern Family (2009)
"How old were you when you first kissed a boy?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hmm... a boy person?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I love that you're here,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but don't you guys have a laundry room at the school?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's really humid down there,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and my hair is challenging enough as it is."
Modern Family (2009)
"I thought you'd be going to Joe's tournament."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, he doesn't need me over there. I would be adding more pressure."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, you always kept a low profile at my ribbon-dancing competitions."
Modern Family (2009)
"I couldn't even find you in the stands."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ah, yeah, with the ribbon and the swooshing."
Modern Family (2009)
"But Joe worries me because stress can destroy a child."
Modern Family (2009)
"Take it from Cartagena's junior regional backstroke champion."
Modern Family (2009)
"You used to swim?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Like a cigarette boat fleeing to international waters."
Modern Family (2009)
"But all that stress brought the darkness in me."
Modern Family (2009)
"I started pulling out my hair, and... there was an incident."
Modern Family (2009)
"What kind of incident?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm ashamed to admit it,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but when I lost one of the big races,"
Modern Family (2009)
"I might have hit one of the other swimmers"
Modern Family (2009)
"in the leg with a skimmer pole."
Modern Family (2009)
"You Tonya Harding-ed another girl?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, in Colombia, they call it the Gloria Ramirez-ing."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mom, just because you freaked out doesn't mean Joe will."
Modern Family (2009)
"At the end of the day,"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know."
Modern Family (2009)
"I think it would mean a lot to him. I know it meant a lot to me"
Modern Family (2009)
"when you cheered on me and my ribbon-dancing partner, Josh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, yeah, 'cause you guys were so great."
Modern Family (2009)
"I danced alone."
Modern Family (2009)
"Next order of business,"
Modern Family (2009)
"uh, Lisa would like to put in a little moat in her yard."
Modern Family (2009)
"Aww, and with a drawbridge from the sidewalk to the front door."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've always dreamed of being a princess."
Modern Family (2009)
"All in favor?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Aye! - Eyesore."
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire, did you say something?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sorry. You're just gonna rubber-stamp Princess Lisa here,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and I can't have a She Shed in my backyard?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Could you please wait your turn?"
Modern Family (2009)
"W-We haven't moved on to new business yet."
Modern Family (2009)
"Fine. Motion to discuss new business?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Seconded. Recognizing Claire Dunphy. Thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm not leaving here until I have my permit."
Modern Family (2009)
"What are you talking about?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I submitted a request to build a simple structure"
Modern Family (2009)
"you can't even see from the street."
Modern Family (2009)
"Speaking of which, why is nobody sounding the alarm"
Modern Family (2009)
"over Gary's avant-garde mailbox?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- It's a penis, Gary. - Honey."
Modern Family (2009)
"What? What? Oh! What are you doing here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I was gonna ask you the same thing."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm so sorry to interrupt. Keep up the great work."
Modern Family (2009)
"It couldn't have been easy keeping that sewer gator under wraps."
Modern Family (2009)
"What alligator?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, that. See that? That's not fair."
Modern Family (2009)
"Just because I'm not part of your little cul-de-sac cult..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- your little cult-de-sac... - Oh, that was a good one."
Modern Family (2009)
"I think you made your point. Why don't we get going?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire, this is the first we're hearing about your She Shed."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh. Then I've got something for you right here."
Modern Family (2009)
"She's got a gun!"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's a letter, Lisa..."
Modern Family (2009)
"A rejection letter on HOA stationery."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Stationery? - Mm-hmm!"
Modern Family (2009)
"In the interest of saving trees, we do all our correspondence via e-mail."
Modern Family (2009)
"Come on, Claire, we don't need to sit here"
Modern Family (2009)
"and listen to these pillars of the community."
Modern Family (2009)
"Then who sent me this letter? Who knew I even wanted a She Shed?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Who even...cared?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's a straight shot, pal."
Modern Family (2009)
"You got this. How are you feeling?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm nervous."
Modern Family (2009)
Show more clips