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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - He Said, She Shed (S09E09)

"- Any questions? -Why does this say "Manny"?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't worry about it. They were only used once."
Modern Family (2009)
"It was a swing and a miss for both of us."
Modern Family (2009)
"I needed to find a way to spend more quality time with Joe."
Modern Family (2009)
"I couldn't take another Saturday of hide-and-seek."
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"At this point, I've spent more time in the closet than Mitchell."
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"Golf is a very complicated sport."
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"I don't want you to get frustrated if you don't..."
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"Holy cow!"
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"- Do you think you can do that again? - Yeah. It's easy."
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"Okay, Mr. Cocky."
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"You know, there is a thing called beginner's..."
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"What the hell?"
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"Hey, Brady."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Jay, what's up? Oh, is this your grandson?"
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"I can't do this again. This is my son."
Modern Family (2009)
"Just take a look at his swing and tell me what you think."
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"Wow. Your mom must be some athlete."
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"Just so you know, I'm not a guy who's charmed"
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"when the help gets familiar."
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"How's everybody this fine morning?"
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"Welp, I'm on my third day of my New Year's Resolution"
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"to not say things nobody cares about."
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"Damn it."
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"Oh, yay, Homeowners Association."
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"I need their approval to put a She Shed in the backyard"
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"where the teeter-totter used to be."
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"I don't understand."
Modern Family (2009)
"She said, "She Shed down by the seesaw.""
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"How are you not famous?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, bravo, but what's a She Shed?"
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"Well, it's just a simple little structure"
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"where I can go to be alone and do yoga or meditate"
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"and nobody can bother me."
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"Oh, so a glass of wine and a cigarette in the tub"
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"isn't cutting it anymore?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't smoke, honey. I have a tobacco-scented candle."
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"They don't make tobacco-scented..."
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"This is more of that stuff no one cares about."
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"Congratulations, honey."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't pretend you're happy for me."
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"Luke and I wanted to use that space to put in a batting cage."
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire wanted her She Shed."
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"We were in a stalemate, so we settled the dispute like adults."
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"Come on, Dad. Batting cage."
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"I really need to blink, buddy."
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"You can blink when you're dead."
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"Ah, yes! Yes!"
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"All those Magic Eye posters paid off. Ah!"
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"I'm gonna get myself one of those fuzzy little rugs."
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"- They turned me down. - What?"
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"Why on Earth would they do th..."
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"I... I'm gonna find out how to get in touch with somebody"
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"from down at that Homeowners Association"
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"and find out what the hell is going on."
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"Claire, I know you're upset,"
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"but I don't think you should do that."
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"Well, look at that."
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"They have a meeting this afternoon."
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"I'll just go down there in person."
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"Honey, I get a lot of my referrals from the HOA."
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"We can't afford to alienate them."
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"They are the ones who are alienating people."
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"They all live on that stupid cul-de-sac."
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"They only do things for each other."
Modern Family (2009)
"Probably swing if they weren't so aggressively unattractive."
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"You know, I find the term "She Shed" offensive."
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"Shouldn't ours just be called a shed and theirs a "He Shed"?"
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"Why do you bother making resolutions?"
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"This is so frustrating."
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"If it's any comfort..."
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"...you're not the only one to be stung by these people."
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"Their ridiculous parking regulation made me give up my dream"
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"of owning the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile."
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"Dah! Fine. I will move on."
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"So does this mean we can get our batting cage?"
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"Luke, too soon."
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"I'm really proud of you, Mom. Letting go shows real growth."
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"I'm going to that Homeowners Association meeting,"
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"and I'm getting my She Shed."
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"But you just told Dad..."
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"I let him do magic. He lets me break promises."
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"We both know what we married."
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"You were at the course again? That's every morning this week."
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"That's how you make a champion. You should see Joe play."
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"It's like watching Merv Griffin interview."
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"There's a certain finesse to it."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you training for?"
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"Nothing."
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"Yeah, then go have a pudding cup."
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"These high-performance protein bars are for elite athletes."
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"Go ahead, Joey. Fuel up."
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"You have a trophy to bring back today."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"There's a kiddie tournament up at the club,"
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"and I signed Joe up for it."
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"Jay, you're pushing him too hard."
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"What are you talking about? Kid loves it."
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"He'll tell you himself after he ices his shoulder."
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"Ooh, that's the stuff."
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"You know, Gloria, with the right training,"
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"this kid could go all the way."
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"Me managing his golf career can be my second act."
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"You're 70."
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"Your second act was two acts ago."
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"Stop living through him. It's too much pressure."
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"Why are you making such a big deal about it?"
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"It's a... It's a kiddie golf tournament."
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"It's like a... a playdate I don't hate being at."
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"It's a bad idea."
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"What if Joe wants to do something that is less competitive,"
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"Let's not break out the Manny playbook just yet."
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"Playbill would've been more cutting. Why am I helping you?"
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"I know you think you have the monopoly"
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"on deciding what's best for Joe,"
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"but I have parenting instincts, too."
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"I deferred to Dede every single time on Mitch and Claire,"
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"and this time I'm going with my gut."
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"Mitch and Claire turned out to be wonderful people."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not knocking them."
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