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Clips from Friends - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss (S10E10)

"All right, so Mike's on his way over."
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"You thought you were meeting here, he thought at the restaurant, so..."
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"It doesn't matter who's right or wrong. The point is, I'm gonna take off."
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"Wait. I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on. I mean..."
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"...are you guys getting back together or something?"
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"All right."
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"Susie... Oan I call you Susie?"
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"My name is Precious."
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"I can't say that."
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"Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you."
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"Mike and I are back together. And unfortunately..."
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"...that effectively ends your relationship with him."
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"He's very sorry about that, and wishes you the best luck in all your endeavors."
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"I just can't believe this. Why?"
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"- Well, I don't... - Why would he do this?"
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"- What's wrong with me? - There's nothing wrong with you."
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"What the hell am I supposed to do now?"
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"Damn it, woman! Pull yourself together!"
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"Have some pride, for the love of God!"
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"Okay, not a fan of the tough love."
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"I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning."
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"He didn't know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me."
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"He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever!"
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"Look, Precious..."
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"Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman..."
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"...and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang."
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"He proposed to me while he was still seeing you."
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"He was gonna break up with you on your birthday?"
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"I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend."
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"Oh, my God, you know, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him."
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"I deserve to be treated with respect."
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"Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell!"
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"You're welcome."
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"Honey? You've been in there for a long time. Is everything okay?"
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"Not really."
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"I have a problem."
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"Really? What happened?"
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"Well, I was dancing around and singing "No Woman, No Cry"..."
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"...and I got stuck."
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"- You can't move at all? - Oh, I can move."
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"If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows?"
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"I guess so."
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"- Some of these look a little frayed. - Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"- So? Did you tell Ross? - Well, I tried..."
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"...but then he had a shampoo-related emergency."
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"- So I guess now it's your turn again. - No, no, no, no."
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"I think it's better if you tell him. You know, it's easier for a woman."
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"That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go:"
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""I didn't mean it."
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"I'm so sorry.""
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"Yeah, because that's what we do."
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"All right, all right, okay. How about this? How about this? Tomorrow..."
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"Tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together."
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"Okay, that sounds fair."
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"- That just means, once again, we can't... - I know."
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"That's okay. I mean, we can control ourselves. We're not animals."
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"- No! Of course, we can wait. - Yeah."
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"All right, so I guess that means good night then."
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"Yep. Good night."
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"Good night."
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"Good night."
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"- Seriously, good night. - Stop saying good night."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Look what I found in the drawer."
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"And you said I'd never wear this."
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"Now that I untangled you, how about you do a little something for me?"
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"- Sure. What did you have in mind? - I think you know."
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"- Really? I don't... I don't really feel like it. - This is what I want to do."
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"Okay."
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"I just don't get why you like it so much."
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"She's an FBI agent posing as a beauty contestant!"
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"The way you crushed Mike at Ping-Pong was such a turn-on. You wanna...?"
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"You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired."
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"- I'll put a pillowcase over my head. - You're on."
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"- Hey. - What's up?"
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"Well, Mike's taking a shower, which, by the way, there's no law against."
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"And then we're gonna grab some food. So if you want..."
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"- Finally. - Is that Ross?"
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"Yeah. You can hear everything through these stupid walls."
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"- Sounds like he's with someone. - He could be alone."
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"This morning I heard him do pushups and then talk to his triceps."
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"Wait a minute, I think Phoebe's right."
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"Yeah, I hear someone else in there with him."
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"- Dr. Geller! - God, you're amazing."
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"I didn't even have to ask you to call me that."
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"- Oh, my God, that's Charlie! - She's cheating on Joey with Ross!"
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"Oh, that tart! Floozy! Giant!"
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"- I'm not sure about this. - Yeah, you're right."
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"This is none of our business."
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"I'm not sure it's the best way to hear everything. Get me a glass!"
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"No, I'm not gonna do this, okay? I'm not gonna eavesdrop on my friend."
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"I love Barbados."
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"I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!"
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"I know. I'm her."
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"Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!"
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"- What? - Get over here!"
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"Oh, my God! I love how thin these walls are!"
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, before, you said that nothing could happen between us. What changed?"
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"Well, I only said that because of Ross."
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"- And then I saw him kissing Charlie. - What?"
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"Ross and Charlie?"
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"Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh?"
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"- Eh, who am I to talk? - Yeah."
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"I can't believe this. Rachel and Joey?"
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"How about the dinosaur twins in the other room?"
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"- No one is manning that wall! - I'm on it!"
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"- Anything? - I think I hear curtains closing."
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"We've got shoes being kicked off over here."
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"Bedsprings! Unmistakable!"
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"- You realize that's your brother. - Not until you said it. Somebody switch!"
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"Wow! Wait a minute."
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"Ross and Charlie. Joey and Rachel."
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"Phoebe and Mike. We're the only ones leaving with the person we came with!"
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"That's not true. I came with Monica, I'm leaving with Weird Al."
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"Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes."
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"- Tomorrow I'm going to the salon. - Okay, Buckwheat."
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"You gotta hear this, it's great! It's like free porn."
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"- Is everything okay? - It's just... I don't think I can do this."
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