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Clips from Maggie (2022) - A Mysterious Invitation Awaits You (S01E01)

"- Oh, I like Bonnie Raitt. - Yes. Come on."
Maggie (2022)
"[overlapping laughter, chatter]"
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"♪ soft music playing ♪"
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"- So, Louise..."
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"tell us everything about not being partnered."
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"What's it like? Are you on the apps?"
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"- Uh, yeah. I'm on the apps. I beta-tested the apps."
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"I'm what the developers call a lifer."
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"- You know, I've been with Ben so long,"
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"I've never even used a dating app."
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"Do you really just swipe... infinite men?"
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"[laughs] LOUISE: I mean, yeah, basically."
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"Look, when you start out, it's amazing,"
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"right? You're just matching"
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"with all these hot marketing bros who are "into whiskey.""
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"So you Google it, look up a fun fact to bring up,"
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"like how whiskey is the state beverage of Alabama."
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"[impressed murmurs] - Did not know that."
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"- You bring that up on the date, but it gets no reaction."
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"And then you realize not only is this guy"
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"not that into whiskey,"
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"he's not that into getting to know who I am."
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"- Aw. - You know?"
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"So you go back on the carousel, and you ride it"
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"around and around,"
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"just slowly lowering your standards,"
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"date after date."
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"And you just wonder"
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"what the hell you're doing wrong,"
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"and how it is that everybody else has found the one except for you."
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"[drops fork] [Amy gasps]"
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"[gasps]"
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"AMY: Girl, look at me."
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"You are such a catch."
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"Now, if I was matchmaking you,"
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"I could find you an amazing guy in, like,"
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"[snaps] negative one seconds."
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"JESSIE: Wait."
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"Can we try this? Like, swipe for you as a group?"
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"Is that crazy?"
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"- I mean, okay. It's not like"
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"this will end with me being more alone. [nervous laughter]"
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"- Unless you end up in one of those relationships"
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"where you end up more alone than ever."
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"- Okay, Louise, give me your phone."
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"We are getting you a man."
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"MAN: Well, I'm a palm reader by trade"
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"and a sculptor by hobby."
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"I really like working with my hands."
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"- Well, I have two of those."
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"- Why don't we work on them right now? ANGEL: Alright..."
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"- Ooh! Hi."
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"I'm Maggie. It's so nice..."
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"[woman laughing]"
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"- I'm so sorry. Oh my god. I just related to that too hard."
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"Hi! I'm Allegra. [relieved sigh]"
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"- I'm Maggie."
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"[laughs]"
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"- Mm, hello."
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"Are you gonna be my wing woman or am I going to be yours?"
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"- Maybe we should just be sister wives."
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"- Honestly, I'd be down. [laughs]"
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"Isn't it crazy, seeing a whole group of us?"
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"- Yeah. Everyone here is so... mystical."
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"I feel like I don't really look the part."
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"- Oh, I always feel like that. I'm just used to being"
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"the weirdo in my friend group who gets random energy flashes"
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"at the supermarket. - Right?"
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"I have had some low moments"
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"in the candy aisle. On multiple levels."
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"[laughs] [bell ringing]"
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"[party chatter]"
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"- Good evening! I'm Julius Moon."
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"Welcome to this year's psychic gathering."
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"This is a rarefied group of mystics,"
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"and it's an honor to have you all present."
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"To kick us off tonight. I planned a special game"
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"to get the conversation flowing."
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"Would you like to play?"
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"ALL: Yes!"
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"- This being LA, I've hired an actor,"
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"who is standing in this very room right now,"
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"pretending to be psychic. [all gasp]"
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"Using every form of perception you have,"
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"can you identify the decoy and prove yourself"
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"to be the most powerful psychic here?"
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"[murmuring]"
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"Let the hunt begin!"
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"[applause, cheering]"
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"♪"
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"♪"
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"- So if you're psychic, how do you spend the solstice?"
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"- Um, stuck in traffic usually."
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"[both laugh]"
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"So, how long have you been a medium?"
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"- At least seven lifetimes."
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"- That's very cool."
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"I'm sorry. You have something on your..."
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"Do you mind if I just... - Okay."
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"NARRATOR: [on tape] If you are listening to this audiobook,"
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"then you, or someone you know, hates their mother."
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"- Ah, couldn't get it. [laughs]"
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"Well, see you in the next lifetime."
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"♪"
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"- Number eight."
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"- That's a beautiful ring."
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"- I foresee the death of every man I meet."
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"It's why I wear black every day and only dine at the Ritz."
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"[crow cawing]"
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"I found it in the seat cushion on a Southwest flight."
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"- Score."
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"♪"
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"- Oh, what about Eric, huh?"
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"He looks friendly. BEN: Oh, yeah."
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"I like his big tattoo that says "family.""
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"[Amy laughs] - Oh, I know this guy."
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"We matched on a different app, messaged for three months,"
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"and then never went on a date."
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"- Yeah, come on. Louise can do better than him."
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"- But he met Henry Winkler."
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