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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Oscar, the Model (S01E01)

"No!"
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"He wants an average-looking guy"
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"for a cologne ad... That's "today"!"
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"That's crazy!"
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"I-I-I think you'd have"
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"an awful lot of fun doing it, Oscar."
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"The job means a lot to me."
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"Felix, our friendship means a lot to me."
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"We barely get along living together."
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"How we going to work together?"
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"We wouldn't fight, I promise."
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"Felix, the answer is no."
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"That's a pair."
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"$30 an hour for the job?"
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"$30 an hour it pays? What good is it?"
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"My ex-wife would get three-fourths of it."
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"Oscar, listen..."
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"No, Felix, the answer is no."
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"I can't take a job like that."
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"It's ridiculous, I'm a sports writer."
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"You'd be surrounded by three beautiful girls all day long..."
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"Felix, you didn't tell me"
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"what time you want me at the studio tomorrow morning."
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"Yes, Rudy."
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"Yes, I'll send over the film as soon as I shoot it,"
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"and I'll shoot it as soon as he gets here."
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"I can't."
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"Yes, Rudy, I want to be "today.""
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"But even today you can't shoot without a model."
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"Ah, here's Mr. One-hour-late- never-looks-at-his-watch."
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"Good-bye, Rudy."
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"Hi, Felix."
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"One hour late is not "Hi, Felix.""
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"It's "I'm sorry, Felix, I apologize, Felix.""
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""I beg your forgiveness, Felix.""
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"But not "Hi, Felix.""
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"I got tied up. Where are the girls?"
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"The models are in the back waiting for you."
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"One is reading, one is sewing, one is taking a nap."
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"And for this I'm paying them $30 an hour."
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"Felix, you wanted a common face like mine, right?"
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"Well, a common face like mine comes attached to a man"
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"who had to take a day off from work."
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"Day off began an hour ago!"
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"Felix, the editor gave me a hard time as it is."
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"I didn't rush into this."
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"You asked me to do it."
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"When you ask a favor of a person,"
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"you don't yell at that person."
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"I'm sorry you're late."
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"Good."
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"Let's get down to the girls."
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"Wait, wait, wait a minute."
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"What are you doing?"
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"You'll tear it."
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"You told me to wear a jacket and a tie."
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"What did you do, mug somebody to get this?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"It's a little wrinkled."
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"But that's the common touch."
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"I'm supposed to be the average man."
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"Those are not average clothes."
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"Go in the dressing room,"
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"put on the clothes I've got there for you."
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"Can I wear the tie?"
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"If you wear it under your shirt."
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"Come on, girls. Let's get to work."
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"Mr. Average Man is here."
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"Come on, come on!"
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"Felix?"
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"Aren't you going to introduce me to my coworkers?"
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"This is Tracy Keenan in the Dutch outfit."
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"Hi, I'm Don Quixote."
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"Hi, Don."
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"This is Loretta Steel in the Eskimo thing."
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"Hello, Nanook. You want to rub noses?"
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"Just try it if you want a broken nose."
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"I don't fool around."
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"Loretta doesn't fool around."
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"This is Gabriella."
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"Gabriella what?"
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"Just Gabriella."
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"A girl as pretty as you can afford a last name."
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"Cute, a line for every country."
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"Now if the cocktail party is over,"
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"can we please get to work here?"
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"Oscar! You don't change under here."
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"You change in the dressing room."
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"I want to see how they look..."
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"Let me make one thing very clear."
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"At home, I'm a lot of fun, I'm a barrel of laughs."
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"But this is a place of business."
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"We don't waste time messing around."
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"Now let's go into this new experience with a new attitude,"
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"and change your clothes."
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"At home, he's a barrel of laughs?"
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"Oscar."
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"Oscar!"
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"Oscar, you're getting me irritated"
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"and then my sinuses start to act up."
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"I can't see to focus if my eyes are tearing."
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"Oscar!"
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"Coming!"
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"Oh, please, come on, come on."
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"Where do I sit?"
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"There is one stool on the set."
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"Take your pick."
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"Hi, girls, how are you?"
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"Hi, Gretel, come a little closer."
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"Oscar."
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"What?"
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"Why are you wearing a mustache?"
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"Oh, mustache!"
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"Oh, well, it's Mandar, see?"
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"It's Spanish, you know, it's, uh..."
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"Felix, the truth is, I'm not sure"
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"I want anybody to recognize me."
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"See, the guys down at the newspaper,"
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"they're going to rib me being a model and everything,"
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"so I thought I'd use a disguise."
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