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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Trainees' Day (S07E07)

"or blur it out or whatever."
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"But the big thing is is that we are all going to be nude,"
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"and my penis, I don't know if it's adequate enough."
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"Where is the penis pump?"
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"- Where... yes, okay. - It's right over there."
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"- Oh, oh, Ders. - What?"
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"- I'm gonna need your help. - Okay, what do you need, man?"
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"What do you need?"
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"I need a little help shaving my butthole."
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"Absolutely not."
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"- Shave my butthole, Ders. - No. Stop it."
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"If anything, I'm gonna shave my butthole,"
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"and I'm gonna eat chowder so I can have an explosive O."
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"- Help him. - Look, I have got a thick,"
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"thick mane down there, and my family will be embarrassed"
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"by my porno if I don't have a slick butthole."
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"- Please. - Okay."
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"You're a swimmer. I know you shave other men's"
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"buttholes often."
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"- Please. - Fine."
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"I'm only doing this because I'm good at it, okay?"
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"Come on. Come on, you little prick."
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"Thank you so much for doing this."
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"Oh, my God. I'm right... I'm back here now, okay?"
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"- Okay. - Holy... Jesus."
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"- Oh, my God. - All right."
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"- Is it bad? - Yeah."
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"Dude, it looks like someone CGI'd butthole hair back here."
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"Ah, yeah, it's been a while since I've maintained."
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"Here we go."
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"Right side's down. Go ahead and give it a feel."
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"I put it at a two."
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"I can take it down to a one. It's gonna be prickly, though."
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"- Let's go one. - Okay."
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"- Yep. - Your funeral."
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"Oh, welcome to our..."
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"Oh, hey. Chow-ders is almost..."
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"Yeah, hey, my butthole's almost ready too."
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"Whoa."
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"What the hell is going on in here?"
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"Alice, where do you... it's Saturday."
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"Why are you here"
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"I'm teaching a yoga class, Anders."
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"It's my side hustle."
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"- Cool. - Yeah, we got those too."
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"[penis pump squeaking]"
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"Okay, what the hell is that noise?"
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"It's for my sleep apnea."
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"I snore a lot, and then this kind of just..."
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"[snoring]"
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"You know what? When you guys started here"
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"seven years ago, this was all kind of cute,"
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"but you know what?"
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"You're old as [bleep] now."
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"We're basically in our 20s more or less still."
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"- Yeah. - Okay, you know what?"
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"You're suspended for a week without pay."
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"Now, get the hell out of here."
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"Okay, I think that was slightly harsh"
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"for just shaving a butthole and staging a porno in our cubicle."
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"Guys?"
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"This thing works."
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"[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]"
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"Uh-oh, hello, office."
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"- We're back. - The boys are back."
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"- Baloney boys in the building. - Shh."
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"They might hear you."
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"Yeah, okay, and that's the whole point, so they hear us."
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"Trying to say what's up to everybody."
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"[both speaking indistinctly]"
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"Don't drink that."
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"Leila shat in the water."
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"Oh, what?"
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"Right, women? Ohh."
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"Hey, these new trainees are straight-up evil."
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"They're [bleep] with everybody all day every day."
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"It's enough. I don't care."
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"I say we put an end to this thing for good."
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"Don't kill anyone."
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"Bill, chill."
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"Okay, listen, we gonna prank 'em back."
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"We want to know if y'all are in."
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"Yeah, I think it's safe to say that we're in."
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"In fact, we're down for a clap back."
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"- Both: Clap back. - Yep."
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"We've got to do something, because they broke"
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"our number one rule."
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"You don't snitch, not to Alice, not to HR, not to the police."
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"- Yeah, yeah. - Don't snitch."
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"I guess the main office pranksters"
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"will get to work then."
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"You guys sit back, relax, and we're about to clap back."
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"No, thank you, okay?"
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"We've seen how y'all prank."
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"We're gonna handle the pranking. We got this."
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"Okay, wow. Okay, you're in charge."
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"Please let us know if we can assist you, Your Highness."
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"Seriously, though, if we could just help,"
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"we're pretty bored and have nothing to do."
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"Sup?"
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"You guys have a good week off?"
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"You chill, hit the ol' internal rest button?"
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"Yeah, no, it was very chill."
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"A week with no pay."
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"I didn't even get to visit the ice cream truck."
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"Wait, you guys... you guys aren't pissed, are you?"
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"You know, it's just that we don't usually involve Alice"
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"in pranks is all, so, you know."
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"You guys inspired us."
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"You're our heroes. We're you biggest Stans."
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"That's cool."
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"I have always considered myself a Slim Shady."
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"- Yes. - And I plan on talking about"
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"murdering my wife but not actually doing it."
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"Kim sucks."
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"Yeah, dude, and on the lowdown, it was hella rad of you"
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"guys to stay true to yourselves inside and not snitch."
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"I mean, you guys are like the super-old wise dogs"
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"our pack always needed."
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"Right, right, but, like, the oldest of the young dogs."
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