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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Trainees' Day (S07E07)

"This is blatant ageism."
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"You might be too old to understand what we were saying."
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"I'm saying you're fired, 'cause you're too old, okay?"
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"- Buh-bye. - [bleep] you."
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"- [together] Oh. - How's that for old?"
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"- Oh, okay. - Oh, okay."
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"I liked her suit, though."
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"- What a second. - Ohh."
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"Wow."
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"Guys, guys, guys."
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"What does your card say there?"
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"69."
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"Is that your actual age?"
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"Yes."
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"Are you kidding me? I've never met one."
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"- I've never met one. - Yeah, it's crazy."
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"So, like, do you what, like, 69, like means?"
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"The sexual term?"
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"Oh, dude, this dude's a freak."
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"- You nasty. - It is sexual."
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"That's a hilarious age."
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"Okay, I think, yeah, you can stick around,"
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"and from now on, you're name is 69 Man."
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"You're 69 Man, dude. That's your nickname."
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"My name is Jerry."
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"Hey, Blake, it's Anders."
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"Hey, are you over there on your phone pretending like you're on"
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"a super-important call?"
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"Yes, I am, actually."
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"I look like I'm working very hard,"
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"but really I'm just talking to my friends and horsing around."
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"Hey, Blake and Anders, it's Adam,"
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"and I'm doing what you guys just explained that we're doing."
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"- Right. - So shut up, Mom."
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"I'm talking to my friends, okay?"
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"Oh, so you are talking to somebody."
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"- Shut up. Shut up. - No, you shut up."
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"You're... you're a disrespectful bitch, okay?"
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"You also get long-distance calls."
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"Sick life hack."
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"- Yeah. - Hacksaw Jim Duggan."
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"- Yeah. - I think we done with work."
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"And right now, I think it's time to do what we came here to do,"
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"and that is... uh-oh, I got an itch."
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"Oh."
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"And that itch is to prank."
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"No, I want the one with the hot tub."
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"It's the honeymoon suite, okay?"
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"- And I'm gonna fill that tub up... - Yo, Tez."
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"Your car is getting towed."
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"Oh, my God. Not again."
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"Colleen is gonna beat my ass"
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"if I don't bring this Chinese food home tonight."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"[laughter]"
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"You don't get it?"
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"Oh, oh, yeah, yeah."
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"Dude, your car is horn-y... beep-beep..."
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"so I'm toe-ing it."
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"[laughter]"
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"I ain't got no time for this bullshit."
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"It's too hot out here. It's too hot for this."
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"- What? - Oh, he just got pranked."
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"That is just an example of, you know,"
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"some of the pranks we pull on a regular basis around here."
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"Just one of the many, really."
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"But sometimes we've got to get real, just like you guys,"
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"and set some boundaries, some rules."
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"Number one rule, no snitching, not to Alice, nobody."
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"And that's true, 'cause snitches get..."
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"- [together] Stitches. - Put in a body bag, right?"
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"'Cause we will frickin' murder a snitch."
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"- Yeah, yeah, stop... - So no snitches."
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"'Cause snitches are..."
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"[together] Big old pieces of shit."
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"- They are. - We don't like 'em."
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"Well said."
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"Oh, and one more for Michael with two Ys,"
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"because he's inquisitive."
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"But seriously, guys, nothing like a hot-roof beer"
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"after pulling a cold-blooded prank."
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"[laughter] It was cold-blooded."
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"It is the absolute best."
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"Oh, Jesus, dude. That is super hot."
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"It's like soup."
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"Yeah, well, they've been on the roof for a week, so..."
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"- Yeah. - It's still good."
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"Guys, I'd like to propose a toast, if you don't mind."
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"- Sure. - To the three best mentors"
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"I've ever had."
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"- Yes. - [howls]"
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"[all howling]"
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"That's the thing we do."
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"Can I get real for a sec?"
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"- Please. - Yeah."
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"I feel pretty goddamned blessed to be here"
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"on this roof drinking this very,"
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"very hot beer with you all."
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"Oh, I [bleep] love this family."
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"You cry, I cry, right?"
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"You cry, we're gonna cry."
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"Come here. Come here."
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"[together] Ohh. Here we go. Yes."
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"[all howling]"
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"Human contact."
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"[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]"
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"♪ He's insane ♪"
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"Watch me touch this."
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"You did it. You did what you said."
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"- I got it. It's waggling. - You touched it."
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"Ohh, 69 Man, you 69 last night?"
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"Oh, yeah, I did."
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"That's really awesome."
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"- Wow. - Yeah, dude."
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"Morning, legends. You're just in time."
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"We fried up some artisanal bacon, made some savage Bloodys."
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"Whoo, or do you guys want milk,"
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"because you're legend-dairy?"
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"[laughter] Oh, you should tweet that."
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"- That's funny, dude. - Thank you."
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