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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Thanksgiving (S05E05)

"Oh, you're so polite. When your father was basting me,"
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"he called me a flightless bastard"
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"unworthy of the sack of lemons plugging my asshole."
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"Yeah, he once told me he regrets crapping me out of his balls."
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"Ay, Dios mío. You need to stand up for yourself."
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"Hey, you know what would drive my dad really crazy?"
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"-Paying someone to wash his car? -Well, we can't go that far."
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"But I was thinking, what if I refuse to eat you?"
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"I mean, obviously, I love that idea."
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"Yes. Prince Fat Ass is going to topple"
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"-the mighty king-- Oh, Jesus! -[thuds]"
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"-Oh! Oh! -[barking]"
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"That's right, Luda."
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"This Thanksgiving, we're going house-to-house burgling food,"
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"and nobody's gonna give a fuck because Santa's allowed to break and enter."
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"Ho, ho, ho, ho."
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"[barks] Brrawr. Brear. Brear."
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"Year. Why have none of my kids called me this year?"
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"Mmm, Greg, these Trader Joe's tacos are scrumptious."
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"My secret is I ignore the instructions and just freestyle."
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"I like to jam band the tacos."
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"Oh! "Jam band the tacos." [chuckles] That sounds like a good time."
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"-[laughs] -Jessi! Tacos means vaginas."
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"That's the first thing they teach at hormone monster school."
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"Mom, what's wrong with you? Why are you so happy?"
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"I didn't mean to upset you by being in a good mood."
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"-Teenage girls. Am I right, Caitlin? -Totally."
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"Greg, you have a little… [chuckles] …schmutz in your hair."
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"Oh, yeah. There was an aioli explosion in the storage room at work."
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"-It's all right, I got it. -Thank you."
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"I'm actually not feeling too well. I'm gonna go lay down for a minute."
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"Ooh!"
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"Cheese Girl's sick of watching your parents' fuck vibes."
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"-"Fuck vibes"? -I don't know, Connie."
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"I'm feeling, maybe, "love vibes.""
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"You don't think they're gonna, like, get back together, do you?"
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"Yes! Mommy and Daddy are in love again!"
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"They're gonna fuck, and you're gonna listen, and you're gonna learn."
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"Sure. That."
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"But also, you guys would be a family again."
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"Like the Juggalos. Whoop-whoop!"
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"Greg, what's happening?"
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"-Oh, I think you know. -[kisses]"
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"Guys, what are you doing? Caitlin's in the other room."
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"-Oh, good call. -What?"
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"I'm gonna kill Caitlin. Isn't that what you wanted?"
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"Yes, but not literally!"
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"Too late. I already pulled the pin. [grunts]"
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"Let's get out of here before it blows."
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"-[grunts] -[Shannon screams]"
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"We're floating away in our old house. This is incredible."
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"How-- How is this even happening?"
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"-I stopped eating edibles. -And I stopped eating pussy, sweetie."
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"Oh, okay. Wow."
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"Damn, I didn't realize how much we wanted this."
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"-Yeah. -Too bad none of it's real. [grunts]"
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"Ow! That fucking hurt."
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"-Shut up! Little baby. -[laughs] Oh, Greg!"
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"They do seem really happy."
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"Yeah, but how do we get Shannon to stop eatin' pussy?"
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"It's so good."
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"Oh… Oh, Jessi, my heart. My heart, it hurts!"
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"Did he get bitten by a Dracula?"
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"No! He's the victim of unrequited love."
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"Our hearts are shattered!"
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"Shattered? Maybe we should get that fixed at the Genius Bar."
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"No, we didn't get AppleCare. Remember?"
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"-[crying] Jessi! -Jessi!"
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"[Rick] AppleCare!"
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"Oh, sweetheart, we are so excited to meet your new boyfriend."
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"Is he the one, Leah? Is he the one you'll love your whole life?"
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"-Tell me you have no doubts. -[doorbell rings]"
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"-Ooh! I'll get it! -No, I'll get it!"
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"-[Marty] Out of my way, Nick's sister! -Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!"
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"I'd like to apologize in advance for everything."
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"We brought the good turkey!"
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"Oh, how rude of me, of course."
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"Into the garbage with you!"
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"Wait till you taste this juicy bird!"
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"You'll realize that none of you"
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"have ever accomplished anything in your entire lives!"
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"-Hey, buddy. How's it going? -[groans]"
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"I know."
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"Jessi told you in no uncertain terms"
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"-that you're fucking dog shit. -[sobs]"
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"But here's something that'll make you feel better."
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"-I'm not eating my father's turkey today. -Why?"
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"Because I'm standing up for myself, and I'm going at it sideways."
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"Okay."
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"Hey! I'm back. You missed a hell of a touch football game."
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"O.J.'s still got it."
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"O.J. Simpson?"
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"Oh, yeah, it's me, the Juice, Buttafuoco, Gillooly,"
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"all the '90s monsters."
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"-Steven Seagal looks like shit. -[doorbell rings]"
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"Ugh. That's probably Leah's new boyfriend."
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""Boyfriend"? I thought you promised Leah to me."
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"That sounds like a wet dream you had,"
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"and I told you I don't want to be in those!"
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"Oh, Nick, I have no control."
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"Well, hello, gentlemen."
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"-What the fuck? -Leah is dating Val Bilzerian?"
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"You know, Val's dad, Guy Bilzerian, also plays in the '90s monsters game."
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"-Do you know who he carpools with? -Someone awful?"
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"No. No, no, no."
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"Robert Durst."
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"-[lighter clicks] -Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Hello, hello. Hi. Is that real marijuana?"
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"Oh, God. It's weed."
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"You know we gotta be high to eat your mama's nasty-ass tree gravy."
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"Cool. Totally cool. Everything's cool here."
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"It's just marijuana, the gateway drug, as they say on the street."
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"-Yo, Missy, you want to hit this? -Ah!"
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"I'm not doing drugs because I care deeply about my brain development!"
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"-[both laugh] -We're fucking with you."
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"You're our baby cousin. We're not letting you smoke."
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"Oh. [chuckles] What an insane and totally unnecessary prank."
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"You got me. Ha!"
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"So Missy Miss, how's school and shit?"
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"Well, let's see. Uh, I started an affinity group,"
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