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Clips from Family Guy - Christmas Crime (S20E20)

"anchor Edgar Chavez, alone in the studio"
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"and having some trouble locking down the camera."
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"We now take you to a live news conference at City Hall!"
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"(faintly): Thank you all for coming tonight."
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"Uh, I think the press conferences mics"
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"are still set at standing height."
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"I've still not learned who stole"
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"‐our town's nativity scene. ‐(whinnies)"
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"Easy, Horse, easy."
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"(normal volume): So until I get some answers, as mayor,"
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"I'm officially canceling Christmas in Quahog."
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"Canceling Christmas?!"
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"Now we'll never know what's behind"
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"the last box on the M&M advent calendar!"
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"It's M&M'S, Peter."
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"‐They've all been M&M'S. ‐You don't know that!"
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"You ate my whole family,"
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"you fat bastard."
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"One. More. Day."
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"(knocking)"
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"Joe? What are you doing here?"
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"Sorry, Peter, I'm on strict orders from the mayor"
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"to confiscate all the Christmas stuff in town."
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"You heard him, Lois. Hand over the Hallmark Channel."
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"No Christmas means no Happy Asking Panda."
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"Stewie, I'm so sorry."
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"But you got to understand the position I'm in."
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"(Stewie sobbing)"
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"I'll tell you this, Rupert."
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"I shall not stand idly by while our dog"
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"steals my dream of a Happy Asking Panda."
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"(inhales deeply)"
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"I may just have to send a little text to our mayor."
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"Yes, I did get a new phone case."
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"It's Malibu Barbie next to a palm tree."
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"The man at the mall kiosk said it was "girlish,""
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"and I said, "Yeah? Maybe I think she's hot.""
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"And he went, "Okay," and I went, "What do you mean by 'Okay'?""
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"And then he says, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
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""I just came back from my wife's oncologist appointment.""
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"And I said, "Oh, no. What's wrong?" And he said,"
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""Her melanoma's coming back.""
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"And I said, "I'm so sorry, but they're making"
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"advancements in treatment every single day.""
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"And he goes, "I know, you're right, but still.""
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"And I said, "Just hang in there," and he says,"
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""Shoot me your digits, our story does not"
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"end here," so we're going out to dinner on Friday."
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"I love this case."
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"Sir, as you requested, I've transcribed"
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"all your text messages onto pieces of dried cowhide."
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"These just came in."
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""Spirit Airlines parking lit.""
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""Parking lit.""
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""Parking lit. Asterisk, lot."
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"L‐O‐L.""
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"Looks like we got our man."
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"And still plenty of time to pick up Aunt Betty."
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"Oh, you really didn't have to do this."
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"We both know I did."
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"Brian, is there anything you want to say"
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"about the Baby Jesus‐shaped dent in the hood of your car?"
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"Oh, come on, that doesn't prove anything!"
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"That could be any baby I hit with my car!"
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"He was lying about Tom Bergeron earlier. He had no idea."
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"Why don't you open the trunk for me?"
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"(laughing)"
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"No way! No way!"
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"You didn't even hide the evidence?!"
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"Brian Griffin, you're under arrest."
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"(gasps) Just for destroying public property"
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"and fleeing the scene of the crime?!"
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"Why are we not leading with drunk driving?"
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"I'm afraid I have to take you to jail."
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"Oh, no, not Brian!"
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"Do we get the Hallmark Channel back?"
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"Jail?! Are you kidding me?!"
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"Wait a minute, you get three square meals in jail, right?"
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"Well, I can't speak for the shape,"
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"but the number sounds right."
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"GUARD: Griffin, visitor!"
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"(buzzer sounds)"
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"Hey, Brian, sorry about the sling."
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"I got shot by an M&M."
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"Anyway, how's Christmas Eve in jail?"
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"You know what, it's great."
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"At least it keeps me away from all the phony joy"
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"and crass commercialism."
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"Well, it's good to see you haven't lost"
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"your lack of spirit."
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"Well, it certainly is great seeing you, Brian."
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"‐(text whooshes) ‐(phone chimes)"
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"Hey, guys, unfortunately"
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"visiting hours end at..."
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"10:14."
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"Aw! Aw!"
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"It's like we just got here, aw!"
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"(yawns)"
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"Ah, best night's sleep in a long time."
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"I should spend Christmas in jail every year."
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"(children clamoring outside)"
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"(scoffs) Stupid families having stupid fun times together."
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"Reminding themselves their families are..."
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"filled with love."
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"Huh, looks like Stewie got that toy he wanted."
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"(sighs) A kid and his bear."
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"What's more innocent than that?"
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"Aw, they got tennis balls and junk?"
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"(Chris panting)"
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"I don't even like stupid"
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"new Christmas tennis balls."
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"♪ O come, all ♪"
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"♪ Ye faithful ♪"
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"♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪"
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"♪ O come ye ♪"
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"‐♪ O come ye ♪ ‐I don't need Christmas."
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"♪ To Bethlehem ♪"
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"♪ Come and behold Him ♪"
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"♪ Born the King of Angels ♪"
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"Why am I crying?"
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