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Clips from Cheers - The Triangle (S04E04)

Me? Oh, come on.

"Me? Oh, come on."

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You can't expect me to Pull something over on frasier.

"You can't expect me to Pull something over on frasier."

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I don't know anything About psychology.

"I don't know anything About psychology."

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But you have no idea How simple this will be.

"But you have no idea How simple this will be."

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I'm talking About something

"I'm talking About something"

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As easy as... Say, depression.

"As easy as... Say, depression."

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Depression.

"Depression."

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Yes. The symptoms are Loss of appetite,

"Yes. The symptoms are Loss of appetite,"

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Inability to sleep, Loss of sex drive--

"Inability to sleep, Loss of sex drive--"

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Whoa, whoa. Loss of sex drive?

"Whoa, whoa. Loss of sex drive?"

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Like in not wanting To have any sex? Forget it.

"Like in not wanting To have any sex? Forget it."

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No, no. I don't like to lie About things like that.

"No, no. I don't like to lie About things like that."

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Oh, sam, why not?

"Oh, sam, why not?"

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When i was a kid, I used to make Goofy faces,

"When i was a kid, I used to make Goofy faces,"

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My mom used to say, "Don't do that. It May stay that way."

"My mom used to say, "Don't do that. It May stay that way.""

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I'm not doing Anything goofy With my sex life.

"I'm not doing Anything goofy With my sex life."

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Sam, sam, do this for me, And i'll owe you A big, big favor--

"Sam, sam, do this for me, And i'll owe you A big, big favor--"

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That doesn't involve Sex, sex, or sex.

"That doesn't involve Sex, sex, or sex."

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How about sex?

"How about sex?"

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Or sex.

"Or sex."

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Woody, pour me a beer, Will you? Thanks.

"Woody, pour me a beer, Will you? Thanks."

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Sam, do it for frasier, Your friend.

"Sam, do it for frasier, Your friend."

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Now, There's a head I can shrink.

"Now, There's a head I can shrink."

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Say, frasier?

"Say, frasier?"

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Yeah, sam?

"Yeah, sam?"

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Can i talk to you

"Can i talk to you"

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For a minute in My office, please?

"For a minute in My office, please?"

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This won't Take long.

"This won't Take long."

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Look, sam, i know My bar bill's way up there,

"Look, sam, i know My bar bill's way up there,"

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But i'm going to Be selling off part Of my library,

"But i'm going to Be selling off part Of my library,"

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Possibly Some office furniture.

"Possibly Some office furniture."

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No, no. Forget it.

"No, no. Forget it."

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No, i mean, I want you to Pay your bar bill,

"No, i mean, I want you to Pay your bar bill,"

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But that's not what i Want to talk about.

"But that's not what i Want to talk about."

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Frasier, I got a problem. I'm depressed.

"Frasier, I got a problem. I'm depressed."

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Hey, who isn't?

"Hey, who isn't?"

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Well, no, no. This is serious.

"Well, no, no. This is serious."

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I think i need some Professional help On this one.

"I think i need some Professional help On this one."

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I can't eat, Can't sleep,

"I can't eat, Can't sleep,"

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And i can't... Have sex.

"And i can't... Have sex."

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Well, those are Classic symptoms.

"Well, those are Classic symptoms."

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Yeah, well, The sex part's Not bad.

"Yeah, well, The sex part's Not bad."

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I don't even Know why i Brought it up.

"I don't even Know why i Brought it up."

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Well, what do you think Has caused this problem?

"Well, what do you think Has caused this problem?"

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The completely Non-sexual one?

"The completely Non-sexual one?"

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Um, well, i don't Know. I don't know.

"Um, well, i don't Know. I don't know."

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What do you think It is?

"What do you think It is?"

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You're the only person I trust to listen to On this one.

"You're the only person I trust to listen to On this one."

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Well, ok, sam, i think I have some advice for you.

"Well, ok, sam, i think I have some advice for you."

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Oh, good, what?

"Oh, good, what?"

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Well, get yourself A qualified therapist

"Well, get yourself A qualified therapist"

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To help you Get over your depression.

"To help you Get over your depression."

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And when you do, Give me his name.

"And when you do, Give me his name."

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Cliff: no way Can a coyote survive A gunpowder sandwich.

"Cliff: no way Can a coyote survive A gunpowder sandwich."

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Norm: I suppose that proves

"Norm: I suppose that proves"

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That the coyote's The antichrist. Come on.

"That the coyote's The antichrist. Come on."

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Well, i can tell By the look on your face And frasier's

"Well, i can tell By the look on your face And frasier's"

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That it didn't go well.

"That it didn't go well."

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Not only Did it not work,

"Not only Did it not work,"

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But i had to tell Another man

"But i had to tell Another man"

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That my equipment Was on the fritz.

"That my equipment Was on the fritz."

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It was humiliating.

"It was humiliating."

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Well, i really appreciate That you gave it a try, sam.

"Well, i really appreciate That you gave it a try, sam."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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Oh, wait a minute.

"Oh, wait a minute."

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You still owe me A favor here, Don't you?

"You still owe me A favor here, Don't you?"

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Well, i suppose i do.

"Well, i suppose i do."

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Do you have something In mind?

"Do you have something In mind?"

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Yeah, Let's go to bed.

"Yeah, Let's go to bed."

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Sam, have you Forgotten my caveats?

"Sam, have you Forgotten my caveats?"

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Almost. I was hoping To refresh my memory.

"Almost. I was hoping To refresh my memory."

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Good morning, one and all. I feel delicious.

"Good morning, one and all. I feel delicious."

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Well, good morning, Frasier.

"Well, good morning, Frasier."

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Good morning.

"Good morning."

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Coffee. May i?

"Coffee. May i?"

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Sure. Certainly.

"Sure. Certainly."

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Listen, diane, If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to have

"Listen, diane, If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to have"

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A word in private With sam.

"A word in private With sam."

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Of course. Help yourself.

"Of course. Help yourself."

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Sam, i had the most Incredible evening.

"Sam, i had the most Incredible evening."

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Last night i dreamed About something Notdiane.

"Last night i dreamed About something Notdiane."

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Well, she was In the background,

"Well, she was In the background,"

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Chattering on about Something, naked.

"Chattering on about Something, naked."

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But the important is

"But the important is"

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I was a therapist Again,

"I was a therapist Again,"

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And you were My patient,

"And you were My patient,"

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And we were Discussing That problem.

"And we were Discussing That problem."

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Problem? What problem?

"Problem? What problem?"

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Well, you know. The one about your--

"Well, you know. The one about your--"

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* Jingle bells, Jingle bells *

"* Jingle bells, Jingle bells *"

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* Jingle all the way *

"* Jingle all the way *"

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Why don't we just go In my office here and talk About it, ok?

"Why don't we just go In my office here and talk About it, ok?"

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I'm sorry it's so messy.

"I'm sorry it's so messy."

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I got home last Night,

"I got home last Night,"

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And i couldn't get Your problem out Of my mind.

"And i couldn't get Your problem out Of my mind."

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I think i've got A handle on it.

"I think i've got A handle on it."

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Oh, great.

"Oh, great."

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Your whole problem Stems from the fact

"Your whole problem Stems from the fact"

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That you're still In love with diane.

"That you're still In love with diane."

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Now you've Been suppressing That emotion,

"Now you've Been suppressing That emotion,"

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Denying it.

"Denying it."

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Well, what's your Opinion about that?

"Well, what's your Opinion about that?"

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Let me go find out.

"Let me go find out."

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I mean, let me Think it out.

"I mean, let me Think it out."

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I think better out here, More or less.

"I think better out here, More or less."

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I hope you're happy.

"I hope you're happy."

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Why, what happened?

"Why, what happened?"

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Frasier thinks I'm depressed

"Frasier thinks I'm depressed"

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Because i'm In love with you.

"Because i'm In love with you."

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Oh, dear. I didn't See that coming.

"Oh, dear. I didn't See that coming."

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Yeah, well, i'm gonna Go back in there, Tell him the truth

"Yeah, well, i'm gonna Go back in there, Tell him the truth"

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Before this Gets ridiculous.

"Before this Gets ridiculous."

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Oh, sam, didn't you see The bounce in that man's step,

"Oh, sam, didn't you see The bounce in that man's step,"

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The twinkle in his eye?

"The twinkle in his eye?"

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Let him think he Made a good diagnosis.

"Let him think he Made a good diagnosis."

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What harm could it Possibly do?

"What harm could it Possibly do?"

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I don't know. As long as You don't think

"I don't know. As long as You don't think"

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I'm in love With you.

"I'm in love With you."

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Well, i don't.

"Well, i don't."

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Not entirely.

"Not entirely."

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