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Clips from Central Park - The PAIGE-riarchy! (S02E02)

"have happened while women were on the rag."
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"♪ I know that it's kinda Sorta hard to believe ♪"
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"♪ That today is the day That you're gonna bleed ♪"
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"♪ Without being hurt ♪"
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"[groans]"
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"♪ I know it's weird, but trust me 'Cause I've been here before ♪"
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"♪ When menstruation complications Knock at the door ♪"
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"♪ But it isn't a curse ♪"
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"♪ Your uterus is letting go Of what you don't need and ♪"
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"♪ For some reason That translates to bleeding ♪"
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"- Uh-huh. - ♪ I know when it happened to me ♪"
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"It felt like a joke."
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"Honey, don't ever let anyone make you feel like it's gross."
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"♪ Anything they can do We can do bleeding ♪"
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"♪ Succeeding while bleeding That's what I'm talking about ♪"
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"♪ Anything they can do We can do bleeding ♪"
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"♪ So don't hide, take pride Let me hear you shout ♪"
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"♪ Cleopatra, on the rag Harriet Tubman, on the rag ♪"
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"♪ Marie Curie, on the rag ♪"
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"♪ Maybe not all the time ♪"
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"♪ But some of the time ♪"
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"♪ Anything they can do We can do bleeding ♪"
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"♪ So don't hide, take pride Let me hear you shout ♪"
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"♪ We love our period ♪"
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"Come on, Molly."
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"- ♪ We love our period ♪ - Oh, God. Mom, no."
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"- Come on, Molly. Can't hear you. - No, Mom. Too much."
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"♪ We love our period ♪"
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"- ♪ We love our period ♪ - Oh, my God."
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"♪ Anything they can do We can do bleeding ♪"
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"Wow, Mom. You, uh, really turned that period into an exclamation point."
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"Operation "Get-Me-the-Hell-Back-on-That-List"
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"- Or-Helen-Gets-Pinched" is up and running. - Please don't pinch me."
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"Gwendolyn Swish is one of those sickos who donates all kinds of money"
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"to save endangered ferrets, and donkeys, and unicorns, and other annoying animals."
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"How does she sleep at night?"
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"So, using my superior intelligence and charm,"
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"I'll persuade Gwendolyn to swish a million of her dollars"
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"into some dumb animal charity and--"
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"And lower her net worth just enough to get you back on the list before the deadline."
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"I wanted to say that part."
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"Now, I can't just waltz in and pretend I'm super into animal philanthropy."
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"She's too plugged in and will wonder why we haven't met."
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"And she'll wonder why you're waltzing."
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"That's why you'll pose as my charity liaison..."
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"[Helen] Where did you get that picture of me?"
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"...while I play the magnanimous benefactor"
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"saving cute, little animal lives. It's genius."
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"- And I have to be involved? - [growls]"
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"And I get to be involved!"
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"We'll have all sorts of decorations, and games and food. Everything on theme."
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"- And what's the theme? - Periods."
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"I've decided to throw Molly a period party."
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"Just feel like she's not embracing this."
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"And Mom's wisely put me in charge of the decorations"
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"since I'm the best in the family at creating experiences and using scissors."
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"So a period party. Is that a thing?"
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"Observe in wonder."
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"[Owen] Oh, okay. I don't know what I was expecting,"
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"but that seems like a period party all right."
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"And who doesn't like fruit punch and jelly doughnuts and red balloons?"
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"- Is Molly cool with this? - She will be."
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"She doesn't know about it yet? Paige, are you sure this is--"
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"A great idea? Of course it's a great idea."
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"We're gonna get Molly to associate this moment"
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"with something positive like cupcakes."
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"Okay, okay. I get it. I trust you. I think. I trust you."
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"Hi, family. So the news is out."
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"I told Hazel, so she knows. I'm a full-blown period haver."
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"That's great. Well, I hope Hazel doesn't have plans tomorrow night"
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"because she's about to get invited"
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"- to a pretty cool party. - What party?"
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"We are throwing you a... [imitates trumpeting]"
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"...period party!"
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"A party for me? For this?"
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"I thought it was weird too,"
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"but when something's weird, I generally run towards it."
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"Sweetie, what better way to topple the patriarchy"
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"than chugging punch while smacking a piñata full of panty liners?"
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"Oh, we're toppling the patriarchy?"
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"Okay. Well, I just have never toppled anything."
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"You're gonna love it."
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"And after this party, you're gonna love your little monthly thang."
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"You're probably gonna wanna marry it. So, are we ready to party or what?"
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"Yeah, okay. I guess. Let's do it."
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"- You're never gonna forget this, sweetie. - Oh, I know."
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"- [grunts] - [grunts]"
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"[grunts]"
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"- Oh! - Watch out, Haze."
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"That rumble feels like the volcano is gonna erupt again."
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"It's not the volcano. It's a--"
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"A horse lady?"
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"[grunts] I'm the Paigeriarchy, and I'm here to help."
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"The only way to handle this is to embrace her and let the lava flow."
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"Oh, good. Now a lot of lava is coming towards the city."
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"Molly, you up there? What are you doing?"
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"Nothing. Definitely not hiding from you or your party planning."
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"Oh, okay. Hey, do you want a red velvet cake or a giant jelly doughnut?"
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"Those are two great options"
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"to represent what's happening to my body, that you eat."
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"- You okay? - Yes, why?"
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"Because I'm alone in a dark attic, avoiding the world?"
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"Yeah, those reasons."
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"Gwendolyn, thanks for making time for us on such short notice."
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"And who's this little creature? Nice to meet you."
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"That's Shampagne."
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"He can't talk though. I mean, you know that."
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"You do animal stuff. [chuckles]"
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"May I also introduce my Charitable Affairs Czar Attaché, or CACA, Helen."
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"- Hi. - Nice to meet you. Gwendolyn Swish."
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"Now, Gwendolyn, we need your help."
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"Have you heard of the fennec fox? It's the foxiest of foxes."
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"If you mean fennec, also known as desert fox"
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"or Vulpes zerda, then the answer is of course."
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"Well, all those words you just said"
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"have a date with the grim reaper if we don't move fast."
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"We've been in touch with the Fennec Fox Foundation,"
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"and they need money for their new breeding program."
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"With the proper resources,"
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"we could supply them with staff, candlelight, smooth jazz."
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