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Clips from The Rules of Attraction

"I work out. I meet some guy who says he knows me. He's a fag so I lose him."
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"I try to fart and instead shit my pants. Back in my hotel room, I masturbate."
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"That night I dream about a beautiful girl half in water, stretching her lean body."
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"I wake well rested and masturbate in the shower."
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"I go back to London and hang out in Piccadilly Circus."
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"I swap shirts with a Cambridge chick. Hers was an Agnès B, mine a Chanel."
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"She acts prudish, but is really wild. She barely looks at my abs."
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"I drop some acid and get lost in the subway."
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"I meet a girl who lets me jack off on her as long as no come gets on her coat."
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"We get stoned listening to Michael Jackson and next morning I wake up talking to myself."
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"I barely make my plane back to the US. I feel like the ghost of a total stranger."
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"- Then I ended up back here. - I am so there when school is out!"
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"- You don't even know! - No, I do know."
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"You don't know until you do know and you have to go there to know."
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"- Still fucking that girl from Hawaii? Page? - No, I gave up on that shit."
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"She had issues. I moved on to this chick named Candice. She's great."
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"- Does she fuck like a racehorse? - Yeah! You know it, brother!"
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"- I met a girl. - Did you score some hot poon?"
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"It's not about that."
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"No, it's about... It's about good times and cuddling up [!]"
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"She's a fag hag, right? It's cool because they're fun and they like to dance!"
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"I tell you, Victor,"
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"I think I'm in love with this girl."
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"She's sweet...she's pure...she's innocent."
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"She's a virgin."
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"- How young is she? - Is she out of the car seat onto my meat?"
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"If she's bleedin', I'm breedin'! If there's grass in the field...play ball!"
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"- Old enough to pee, old enough for me! - Yeah."
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"- Ow! - Bateman. Bateman, what's up, man?"
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"You got any Tutankhamen?"
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"- How much do you want? - Three grams."
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"300 up front."
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"- I don't fucking trust you. - Tough shit."
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"- Well, take Mitchell with you, then. - What?!"
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"All right. We take your car and I drive."
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"I...I..."
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"[SEAN CHUCKLES]"
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"- Go with him, bitch. - Fucker. Ow!"
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"I want change. Bring Daddy back change."
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"Hey, keep your eyes on the road!"
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"- Bitchin' ride! You pick the colour? - Yeah. Don't crash it."
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"I didn't realise it came in banana."
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"- Relax. - Oh, right, relax [!]"
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"While my car is used to run a drug deal, I'll just relax [!]"
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"I don't give a fuck if we do this deal or not,"
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"but your girlfriend needs her nose candy or she won't fuck you."
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"I have my terms and, if you don't live up to them, you get no pussy. Deal with it."
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"- Here. - Uh...it looks kinda dark."
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"- Maybe nobody's home. - Rupert doesn't leave home."
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"- I'm gonna wait in the car. - Rupert's cool."
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"- I-I don't wanna go in. - Just come in. Let's get this over with."
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"[DOGS BARKING]"
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"[RINGS BELL]"
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"Who that? Blouse and skirt! Sean, are you that man?"
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"Just the man we're looking to see tonight. Come in out of the cold, man."
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"Sean, Sean, Sean, welcome, bubba."
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"You college boys look nice and sweet and sexy!"
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"Rupert's in the kitchen."
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"Rupert...extra chicken in the coop."
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"- Sean, who's your friend? - This is Mitch."
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"- Mitch. - Hi."
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"- You a cop, Mitch? - No."
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"- Does he look like a cop? - How the fuck should I know?!"
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"Unless he's got a crack pipe, I gotta assume he's "21 Jump Street"."
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"I'm not "21 Jump Street", whatever that is."
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"It's where Richard Grieco and Johnny Depp got their start, man!"
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"- You can bet the boy is not a cop, man. - Obviously."
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"- What can I do you boys for? - Came by for some stuff."
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"Did you, now? Where's my money, goddammit, Bateman?"
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"Don't act crazy. Me and Mitch just came by to pick up a couple of grams."
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"What the fuck's this, huh?"
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"$300? You owe me $3,000, asshole! Where's my fucking money?"
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"- Oh, hey, wait a minute, wait. - I-I'm gonna wait in the car."
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"- Wait... - For what?! You owe me fucking money!"
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"Listen..."
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"..he's got it."
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"I don't know what's going on! I came for some blow, man!"
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"- Give Rupert his money. - What the fuck are you talking about?!"
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"- Give Rupert his money! - I'll wait in the fucking car!"
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"- Hey, boy, don't better fuck with us! - This is absolute shit!"
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"I-I don't know what you're talking about! No, wait, this guy..."
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"Do...Do you really have it, huh?"
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"- I don't... This guy... - You owe me some fucking money!"
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"- Would you fucking tell him?! - OK."
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"He doesn't have it."
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"- What you got for me? You got something. - I have this."
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"Back the fuck off!"
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"[MITCHELL SCREAMS]"
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"[MITCHELL SOBS HYSTERICALLY]"
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"- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! - Let me in! I have the keys! Let me in!"
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"Fuck!"
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"Are you crazy?!"
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"Define crazy."
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"- Wasn't that fun? - Fuck you! You're a fucking asshole!"
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"- Why don't you do something about it? - Get out of my car! Gimme my key!"
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"Come on, come on. I know you want to."
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"Fuck you! Just get outta my fucking car! Get outta my fucking car, you piece of shit!"
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"- Get out! - Yahhhhhhhhhh!"
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"Get outta my car!"
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"Fucking asshole!"
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"Mitchell...you're a pussy."
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"[SCREAMS] Asshole!"
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"Fucking spit in my car!"
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"Fuck!"
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"[KNOCK AT DOOR]"
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"♫ I don't know how to speak to you, I don't know how... ♫"
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"[KNOCK]"
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"What?!"
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"Ooh!"
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"I have good news."
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"- What? - Victor's back from Europe."
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"Really?"
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"Really?! Shit!"
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"Lauren. Wait."
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"- Hey, wait, Lauren. - Oh, my God!"
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"- Can't we talk? - No!"
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"Lauren, don't walk... Hey!"
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"I really did try to kill myself...just before I faked it."
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"Wow. Sean, it's over."
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"- No, it's not! - Yeah, it is. I'm in love with somebody else."
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