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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - Broken Wings (S03E03)

"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We're here."
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"-Hey, wake up. -(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Oh, man, did you vomit in my car?"
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"(GROANS) What?"
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"DRIVER: Did you vomit in my car, mother (BLEEP)?"
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"PIGEON: I don't... What? DRIVER: Get the (BLEEP) out of my car, mother (BLEEP)!"
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"PIGEON: Okay, okay."
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"-Get out! -Okay!"
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"-Just give me a (BLEEP) second. -Get out!"
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"-PIGEON: Give me a (BLEEP) second! -(OBJECTS CLATTERING)"
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, I don't feel so good. (GAGS)"
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"-Hey, don't you throw up again. -(GRUNTS)"
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"Oh, I'm not going to throw..."
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"I'm not going to, don't worry."
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"Oh, just let me..."
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"Ah, oh yeah!"
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"-(PIGEON SIGHS) -(BLEEP) damn it, you (BLEEP) piece of (BLEEP)!"
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"-Get out! -Okay, okay, I'm out! Okay?"
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"Okay."
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"-(KEYS JANGLING) -PIGEON: Oh, son of a bitch!"
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"Come on, man!"
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"-(BLEEP) -(DOOR UNLOCKING)"
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"-(ALARM RINGING) -Ah, (BLEEP) damn it!"
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"(STRAINING)"
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"Okay."
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"-Okay, what the hell is his birthday anyways? -(KEYPAD BEEPS)"
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"(BUZZES)"
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"-(ALARM BLARING) -Mother (BLEEP)."
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"Oh...(SIGHS)"
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"(THUDS)"
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"(DOOR OPENS)"
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"MIKE: Whoever broke into my house,"
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"you just made the worst mistake of your mother (BLEEP) life."
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"Who's in the house? Dad, what's going on?"
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"It's just Pigeon."
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"Yung, what the (BLEEP) is my birthday?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"June 30th!"
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"No, in computer."
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"0-6-3-0."
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"(KEYPAD BEEPS)"
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"-(ALARM TURNS OFF) -MARQUESS: (EXCLAIMS) What is going on?"
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"-No, it's okay. It was just Pigeon. -Oh."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Marquess, is everything okay?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yes, Daniel, everything's fine."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Everyone, you remember Daniel, my, um..."
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"My friend."
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"(MARQUESS CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Okay. Daniel, yeah, you can go back to bed."
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"I mean, you know."
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"(CHUCKLES) I mean, you... To sleep on the couch, the one that's in my room,"
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"the one that you fell asleep on,"
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"you know, when we were just, um..."
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"Playing, uh..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Mmm, poker?"
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"Yeah, we were playing poker and, um. Oh, it got late, and, um..."
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"He fell asleep on the couch that's in my room."
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"Oh, my God! What happened to him?"
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"VETERINARIAN: Okay, here's the deal."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We've cleaned the bird up, we've noticed a lot of lacerations,"
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"one would require stitches to close, but the, um..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"The larger issue is the broken wing."
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"The radius was shattered and the ulna has two fractures in it."
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"Now, I can set the bone and put what is essentially a cast on the wing,"
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"and there's a decent chance at a full recovery."
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"But that is going to run you about $650."
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"-So, most people just elect to euthanize the animal. -(GASPS)"
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"Which I'm happy to do. It's your choice."
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"You know, a family dog, obviously, people would say that's worth it,"
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"but, I mean, this is just a pigeon, so..."
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"All right, if you say so."
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"-Go ahead and put him down. -Michael!"
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"-That's free, right? -Dad!"
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"What? Everybody says I spend money foolishly,"
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"and this guy says it costs 650 bucks."
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"It's not worth it, unless it's a dog or something, shit."
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"No, we'll pay."
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"Oh, okay. Uh, let me go stop Kelly then."
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"VETERINARIAN: Kelly!"
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"How are you feeling?"
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"The doctor said you're going to make a full recovery."
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"No, he said there's a chance."
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"What happened?"
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"I don't want to talk about this."
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"All right, we respect your..."
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"Okay, I'll tell you about it. Here's what happened."
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"I answered an ad on Craigslist."
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""Casual encounters," "woman for man,""
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"subject, "Large Labia Lovers Only.""
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"Oh, my God."
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"Yeah, it got my attention too."
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""Bring cash," it said. Obviously, a whore."
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"But I love large labias so, what was I supposed to do?"
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"So, I got a room at a shitty motel, got real drunk."
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"I hear a knock at the door, I open it."
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"And what do you know, huh? A big guy,"
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"thick Russian accent standing there."
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"(IMITATES RUSSIAN ACCENT) "Give me your money.""
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"(NORMAL VOICE) Then he stepped on me"
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"with his dumb (BLEEP) fake cowboy boots."
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"He beat the shit out of me. He took my money."
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"Thankfully he didn't see my cell phone so, I could call a ride home."
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"Oh, hell, I've got to give that driver no stars."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"(IMITATES DRIVER) "Don't throw up in my car.""
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"(BLEEP) you!"
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"But anyways, (STAMMERS) I really don't want to talk about it."
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"Okay, Pigeon. But whenever you're ready to tell us what happened to you"
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"we'll be right here for you."
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""Dear Mike Tyson Mystery Team,"
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""I was gonna transfer all of my old home movies onto a DVD"
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""but the guy at the computer store told me"
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""I should just put them all on the cloud."
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""I'm very confused."
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""Also, I think I already have the cloud,"
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""but I forgot my password, I think."
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""God Bless, Thomas Hollinger.""
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""God bless"?"
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"Ooh, this sounds like a good one. To the Mystery Mobile!"
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